Loft Nuthouse

Puckoon is the funniest thing I've ever read. There's a laugh out loud on EVERY single page. I like reading the Goon Show scripts too.

The Ethnic Cleansing of Palestine, by Ilan Pappe. Real cheary stuff.

I used to go in there then. They had a yahtzee machine on the wall going to the back sheds. And curled up lino near the front door. Good pint of bitter too.

Aye, he's ok, for a racist cunt.

Traf, Bolty, Athey, I could have a pint with them I think. And NB just to say, "ah well each to their own dear " in a little condecending way.

So he's gone to that place up above the streets and houses ?

I watched series 3 last neet. Was ok, nowt special except the daughter, who is very funny.

Haven't seen this. Is it British or American ?

It's a bit Jim'll Fix It innit ? Pathetic.

My mate tells me temp wise it's in the high 90's. Not nice.

Fuckin' buggery.

Local radio says Villa are not going for Hughes and all will become clear next week.

Glenn Beck, truly deranged thing. And dangerous, as some twats actually listen to him and believe it. Racist cunt !

People pay for this kind of stuff, honestly ?

I saw this film last week, Lars and the Real Girland thought it very good. If you get chance see it, not your usual Hollywood shite.

Don't quite know what to say.

NANOOK KELLY'S REPLACEMENT ALLWAYS 2nd BEST

Good god.

Is Millstone still going ? Used to go in there years ago.

Never been in t'Mop, sounds like I've missed out on summat.

Sorry cheps but you're not gonna like this, I hope Urinals stuff Barca toneet, as we have far more bandwagon style 'fans' in Barc shirts here than we do filthy reds. One of em is my obnoxiuos 14 year old nephew who only talks to me about Barcelona this, Barcelona that. The little cunt. And I've put 100 shekels on Utd at 3.75, which is a cracking price for a home team.

I don't think even he is that daft to use it. I'm worlds biggest worrier and it doesn't bother me at all that I'd be under it if he did. Seen them new shirts btw ? Very poor.

An atheist and entrepreneur from New Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured. He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (?83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture. They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."

Bit harsh Bolty. I'd just like to see the playing field levelled a bit.I'm sure you understand that.

Having been here for 17 years and seen a constant flow of jewish racism against anyone non jewish in this country, meaning me folks, don't you think that's a tad shite. ? The sooner Iran get's the bomb, the better. Maybe Netanyahu will start to think about respecting his neighbours more, namely, the Palestinians.