Not sure which. 

The question is - am I going to die like if you accidentally swallow bubbly? 

I must have bitten it off and put it in my pocket (in lieu of a bin). Then this morning I put vitamin tablets in the same pocket - and swallowed them all down with a brew. 

How long have I got left? 

The revulsion I feel right now is biblical.

15 minutes ago, Spider said:

The revulsion I feel right now is biblical.

At least it was one of my own. Bloody snowflake! 😁

@Bigtoe

That you bit it off and don't know whether it was a fingernail or a toenail is a concern

(And that's before getting to the fact you put it in your pocket)

Shouldn't have opened this forum whilst having my lunch 🤢

2 hours ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

That you bit it off and don't know whether it was a fingernail or a toenail is a concern

(And that's before getting to the fact you put it in your pocket)

Yeah I should rephrase that. If it was bitten then it's definitely a fingernail 😁

I thought everybody, who bites their fingernails, ate them.

7 hours ago, kent_white said:

Not sure which. 

The question is - am I going to die like if you accidentally swallow bubbly? 

I must have bitten it off and put it in my pocket (in lieu of a bin). Then this morning I put vitamin tablets in the same pocket - and swallowed them all down with a brew. 

How long have I got left? 

!. We rely on you for medical advice FFS.

2. Are there other indications of anxiety/nervousness beyond nail biting? Twiddling eyebrows, facial ticks etc? If so, you should probably find different football club to follow.

9 hours ago, kent_white said:

Not sure which. 

The question is - am I going to die like if you accidentally swallow bubbly? 

I must have bitten it off and put it in my pocket (in lieu of a bin). Then this morning I put vitamin tablets in the same pocket - and swallowed them all down with a brew. 

How long have I got left? 

If it's yours you'll be reet. So long as it's a real one. If it's acrylic 'fraid you're fucked.

If it scratches your rectum and anus on the way out, come back and describe the sensation.

Any pictures would be appreciated by everyone over their dinner.

It's been a few hours since he last posted

Maybe he GOT DEAD

Someone has nailed him! 😀

Toenail Philliskirk

Nail FunGus Poyet

I'm alive and well. As far as I know it hasn't 'passed' yet. 

Ivan Tonail.

Sandro Tonail

Alan Stubbed.

Sam Cu-Tickle

Sandro Tonali

TonyNail Cottee 

Henrik Pedicureson

Nail Quinn

Paul Warthurst