Watching Iraq I wondered what had happened to Alex Samizadeh. Turns out he was Iranian but his wiki page surprised me:

In October 2020 Samizadeh and three others were accused of providing Iranian nationals with false identification and travel documents, with a view to helping them enter the UK illegally. He stood for trial where it was stated he had a false identity known as Mohammad Hossein Samizadeh in Italy in which he would use to facilitate the illegal immigrations by opening them bank accounts and make travel arrangements by having them use the false identities. His laptop also contained images of other people's stolen passports. He denied all statements.^[14]

In 2023, while playing in Australia he is accused of conducting a crypo scam where he fled the country with investors money.

In 2024, he became the subject of another fraud investigation, relating to property management and in 2025 he was again investigated for fraud in relation to property and withholding deposits.

We've had a few bad lads over the years.

1 hour ago, Zico said:

yeah think I heard he'd go back home for his Sunday session and at the end of it drive back to Southampton for training Monday

Knew a bloke, in the late 90s, who ran a pub in Sheffield that told me that same thing

Also got told by a Chesterfield fan that not long after he banged in a hat-trick against us, they offered to sell him to us

He was always out on the piss, which they weren't keen on and were looking to get rid

49 minutes ago, whoareya? said:

Wayne Burnett?

Thats him . At Gatwick airport with an Arsenal player .

We’ve all done it!

7 minutes ago, whoareya? said:

We’ve all done it!

Not 200 Bastard Miles

Diouf

Chick Charnley, joined us from Partick iirc. Couldn't even train without a token.

We fired him back.

Edited Tuesday at 13:033 days by Dr. Feelgood

Zat Knight crimes against football

1 hour ago, Dr. Feelgood said:

Chick Charnley, joined us from Partick iirc. Couldn't even train without a token.

We fired him back.

His 17 red cards meant he certainly had a reputation .

Jay Lloyd Samuel RIP , Bigamist or something.

Pete Morrison went down for a 7 stretch- think I worked with his dad for a bit? Possibly played a couple of games together in mid 90s

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Morrison_(English_footballer)

Jay Lloyd Samuel RIP , Bigamist or something.

But 'RIP' nonetheless. 😅😅🫢

Marcus Alonso never quite mastered his emergency stop.

42 minutes ago, Dr. Feelgood said:

Jay Lloyd Samuel RIP , Bigamist or something.

But 'RIP' nonetheless. 😅😅🫢

Or is it !!

4 hours ago, Dr. Feelgood said:

Chick Charnley, joined us from Partick iirc. Couldn't even train without a token.

We fired him back.

Now am sure I saw his debut for us at pne on the plastic pitch. Or am I thinking of another scotcher

Our very own Stig Tofting. Not really a wrong un but crackers and nail hard.

Famous for farting live on Danish telly causing two co presenters to leave the stage.

Accusations levelled at a couple of ou keepers, but like their gloves, nothing stuck.

Marcus Maddison. What a fucking oddball he was.

27 minutes ago, W.cramp said:

Now am sure I saw his debut for us at pne on the plastic pitch. Or am I thinking of another scotcher

The 2-2 ? Yeah I think it was , proper limbs in our end at the equaliser .

12 minutes ago, FrancisFogarty said:

Our very own Stig Tofting. Not really a wrong un but crackers and nail hard.

Famous for farting live on Danish telly causing two co presenters to leave the stage.

he did a bit of Bird

for Nutting someone on the pitch

39 minutes ago, W.cramp said:

Now am sure I saw his debut for us at pne on the plastic pitch. Or am I thinking of another scotcher

Chic Charnley played 3 league matches on loan for Bolton Wanderers in the spring of 1992. His brief stint consisted of appearances against Derby County (April 4, 1992), Bristol Rovers (April 11, 1992), and Blackburn Rovers (April 18, 1992). (Wiki).

6 minutes ago, little whitt said:

he did a bit of Bird

for Nutting someone on the pitch

I thought that but it turns out the bird was 20 days suspended for nutting someone on holiday.

18 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Marcus Maddison. What a fucking oddball he was.

I wanted him to turn into a decent player for us .

28 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Marcus Maddison. What a fucking oddball he was.

Fucking he'll I'd banished him in my mind.

Playing football games in a Fendi headband. What dark time they were.

8 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Fucking he'll I'd banished him in my mind.

Playing football games in a Fendi headband. What dark time they were.

A Fendi band and different coloured boots

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

Marcus Alonso never quite mastered his emergency stop.

Scott Sellars not much better

3 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

A Fendi band and different coloured boots

Aye he was a right ragamuffin.