Don't get me wrong I would still bang the filthy looking whore but does anyone else think she looks a bit of a porker compared to how she looks in the papers and mags?

I honestly don't like her. Not into blondes that much.

 

Now a brunette, now you're talking.

Kelly Brook =P~ :br

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:^o

Kelly Brook oh yes!

 

But the non entitiy that is abi titmuss hell no!!

But if this she was just lying there gagging for it you'd have to be gay not to

It would be rude not too :br

Don't get me wrong I would still bang the filthy looking whore but does anyone else think she looks a bit of a porker compared to how she looks in the papers and mags?

 

Probably because in magazines the picture have been airbrushed and trimmed using computer software to make her look like a right bobby dazzler.

 

However at least you know she'd be as dirty as a tramps underpants :D/

I'd bang Abi Titmuss, Rebecca Loos and Kelly Brook. Rest of 'em aren't up to much. Whilst AT might have a bit of weight on - what's wrong with that? More realistic! Brook is looking like a Grease extra and Loos, well, she looks mucky to me!

Missus c

 

:^o

 

there goes your night of passion!!!! [-X

Missus c

 

:^o

 

there goes your night of passion!!!! you fruit [-X

Missus c

 

:^o

 

there goes your night of passion!!!! [-X

 

Dump him, there's plenty better around. Ali for one.

 

 

But before you do, ask him why the lifts on the site I'm on require the emergency button to be pressed for 13 seconds. What happens if you press it for 12? or 14? They're Oakland lifts if that helps.

Missus c

 

:^o

 

there goes your night of passion!!!! [-X

 

Dump him, there's plenty better around. Ali for one.

 

 

But before you do, ask him why the lifts on the site I'm on require the emergency button to be pressed for 13 seconds. What happens if you press it for 12? or 14? They're Oakland lifts if that helps.

 

if u press it for 12 seconds a kfc meal comes through a hatch in the roof.

if u press it for 14, you explode.

 

( apparantly)

Missus c

 

:^o

 

there goes your night of passion!!!! [-X

 

Dump him, there's plenty better around. Ali for one.

 

 

But before you do, ask him why the lifts on the site I'm on require the emergency button to be pressed for 13 seconds. What happens if you press it for 12? or 14? They're Oakland lifts if that helps.

 

if u press it for 12 seconds a kfc meal comes through a hatch in the roof.

if u press it for 14, you explode.

 

( apparantly)

 

I shall take a stopwatch and try for the kfc in that case.

liz mclarnon [-o< [-o< =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~

ill have a bit of that airbrushing please,

 

my hairs a birds nest.

Missus c

 

:^o

 

there goes your night of passion!!!! [-X

 

Dump him, there's plenty better around. Ali for one.

 

 

But before you do, ask him why the lifts on the site I'm on require the emergency button to be pressed for 13 seconds. What happens if you press it for 12? or 14? They're Oakland lifts if that helps.

 

 

Oakland???

 

Oh dear, you're going to have endless problems buy cheap sh??t get cheap sh??t

Jayne Middlemiss, I bet she's a reet dirty slag.

Jayne Middlemiss, I bet she's a reet dirty slag.

 

But fecking annoying. Nag. Nag. Nag.

Rebecca Loos- getting a thing for her now. Any good weblinks of her anyone?

Fuckin right

I know Titmus is supposed to go like the clappers, BUT do you think she takes it up the rusty bullet hole?

having seen her home made video I'd hazard a guess that she'd take as many as she could fit in one go

I know Titmus is supposed to go like the clappers, BUT do you think she takes it up the rusty bullet hole?

 

I think it's safe to assume that the she's well versed in chocolate sherrifs badge penetration

Loos prefers girl on girl on girl action!

 

I don't reckon Th'abi titmuss is owt to write home about be honest. Mutton dressed as lamb, or in fact, pork dressed as mutton. Mind I saw that video on one of the lad's phones yesterday. Her and a black girl do some tongueing, then she goes down on her for a bit, then Abi, with a reyt hairy clout, squats over her and gets her bum licked, then she shits on her, then John Leslie's member appears and it is stroked, caressed, mauled with and then she sucks him of. Then it went off.

I don't reckon Th'abi titmuss is owt to write home about be honest. Mutton dressed as lamb, or in fact, pork dressed as mutton. Mind I saw that video on one of the lad's phones yesterday. Her and a black girl do some tongueing, then she goes down on her for a bit, then Abi, with a reyt hairy clout, squats over her and gets her bum licked, then she shits on her, then John Leslie's member appears and it is stroked, caressed, mauled with and then she sucks him of. Then it went off.

 

I saw it on my mate's boyfriends phone, but only up to the point where she was licking that other girl out. then i got bored!