its the works christmas party on thursday, and I've never been to one before (because I have always previously been a work-shy student)

 

what are the general do's and dont's?

its the works christmas party on thursday, and I've never been to one before (because I have always previously been a work-shy student)

 

what are the general do's and dont's?

Do drink as much free beer as possible

Don't tell the boss they are a gary neville

Them 2 rules always seem to work for me

don't break the photocopier when sitting on it

what about dancing?

 

will that help them see my 'care-free fun social' side.. or get me sacked?

what about dancing topless on tables?

 

will that help them see my 'care-free fun social' side.. or get me sacked?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dont finger any of the girls out of purchasing as it could come back to haunt you.

blow your boss and you'll never look back

blow your boss and you'll never look back

 

On the board aren't you smiffs?

I most certainly am, but its my own board and no, I cant blow myself ( and wouldnt even if I could).

Do get drunk, people you didn't previously talk to will talk to you after about how drunk you were, it's like networking.

 

Don't snog the boss or anyone you work with - EVER :-# It's a mare spending 5 days a week lusting after them.

38% of people get laid at xmas parties according to a recent survey

dont go, it`ll be shite, like mine was last night.. If you do anything remotely stupid then be ready for the backlash the next working day..

 

Last night, i told a woman who i had never seen before that she had a big nose, and looked 50 (she was 35), it turned out to be the boss`s wife... oops..

 

So heed my warning,

 

Probably wont have to worry about it on monday, just had a lovely note from my boss, what is a p45 by the way?

I most certainly am, but its my own board and no, I cant blow myself ( and wouldnt even if I could).

 

codswollop.

of course you would blow yourself if you could.

I've arranged our Xmas do this year 8-[

My works do was in Bournmouth yesterday night. Missed it because of the match. Got one of the lads to get the DJ to make a special announcement - sorry I couldn't be there....and Greetiings from Bolton to Dave, Rav and Gerry (Gooners) you bunch of cockney rentboys. I'm expecting a kicking at work tomorrow

 

Do - use the DJ to humiliate your workmates

Don't go missing for 3 days and get one of your mates to pretend you where with him on a marathon drinking session....... Partners tend not to believe it and mention it for the next 10 years until you suddenly do a runner in the middle of a Saturday night

Don't go to Blackpool

Don't stay at the Norbreck Castle

Don't drop an 'E' at 5 in the morning

Don't set the fire alarm off at 6am

Don't laugh when hundreds of guests have to shuffle onto the car park at 6.05am in the nightwear

Don't try to drive back to Bolton at 10am after having no sleep

Don't try to attend a match at the Reebok that same day - you'll be asleep by half-time

 

Do flash your tits during New York New York

I usually avoid them - I hate socialising with people I work with 5 days a week. But I'm working in manc this time round with a load of 'urban chic city dwellers', so I'm getting messy.

 

And I'll probably pull one of them 8-[ Alcohol has that effect on me.

 

PB

I'm having a good time - I don't want to stop at all

Stick the lips on everyone.

get shittered! make a tit of yourself! it's the LAW!!!

Only one rule for xmas parties.

 

 

Dont be the first one drunk, everyone remembers them and then takes the piss for a year.

 

Later on everyone is drunk so no problem.

 

I was given this advice after my first 2 xmas dos with free beer.

A mate of mine once once told our boss to fcuk off when he supped his pint by mistake.

 

The boss apologised and this lad told him, "You cheeky bastard, you might as well shag my bird while you're at it."

Dont finger any of the girls out of purchasing as it could come back to haunt you.

 

So which bird did you finger out of my department then eh

Dont finger Fengy out of purchasing as it could come back to haunt you.

 

 

weirdo !!!

Don't go to Blackpool

Don't stay at the Norbreck Castle

Don't drop an 'E' at 5 in the morning

Don't set the fire alarm off at 6am

Don't laugh when hundreds of guests have to shuffle onto the car park at 6.05am in the nightwear

Don't try to drive back to Bolton at 10am after having no sleep

Don't try to attend a match at the Reebok that same day - you'll be asleep by half-time

 

Do flash your tits during New York New York

 

Going to Norbreck next Wednesday on works do. Went last year to an 'Emergency Services Night' ??30 gets you:

 

??10 Bed & Breakfast

??10 Evening Dinner

??10 All you can drink bar.

 

It's a grotty place but at ??30 you can't go wrong! :D/