are we having a swap shop like last year?

 

 

Apart from the usual chocolates, socks etc I got a book entitled History of the FA Cup, Dave Spikey DVD, Dean Martin DVD, a selection of minature liqueurs and The boy who kicked pigs by Tom Baker.

I was wheeled around the grounds of my nursing home

 

 

O:)

I was wheeled around the grounds of my nursing home

 

 

 

 

Socks and more socks and more cunting socks.

I asked for socks and i got em!!! (easier than buying em myself!)

 

plus a f??ck load of smellies!

are we having a swap shop like last year?

a dirty weekend in Berlin with the girlfriend is this year's christmas present. im not swapping her for Biff!!!

Apart from the usual chocolates, socks etc I got a book entitled History of the FA Cup, Dave Spikey DVD, Dean Martin DVD, a selection of minature liqueurs and The boy who kicked pigs by Tom Baker.

 

 

Dean Martin?????

 

 

Aint you heard of Westlife?

Strangely enough from all my family members, the gifts were alchohol related.

 

Nice lecoste shirt, hugo boss top, socks, hugo boss smellies, and new shoes to come when the sales start All from missus c!!!

 

 

Oh and a Beckham style diamond earing from me mum!

Acoustic guitair

Guitair book

Max and Paddy DVD

Bolton season review 04/05 DVD

Ashes Series DVD

Ashes book

Chocolate

Money.

 

Apart from the usual chocolates, socks etc I got a book entitled History of the FA Cup, Dave Spikey DVD, Dean Martin DVD, a selection of minature liqueurs and The boy who kicked pigs by Tom Baker.

 

 

Dean Martin?????

 

 

Aint you heard of Westlife?

 

Yeah I've heard of Westlife (spotty teenagers). give me a good drunken crooner anyday.

give me a good drunken crooner anyday.

 

HOMO ALERT

my gran bought me a bottle of malibu. never drank the stuff in my life so i think it will end up in some raffle.

12 football books.The one i will read first being an autobiography of Brian Moore.

7 football programmes.6 Bolton from the early 60s and Wimbledon away from 95/96.

135 cigarette/bubble gum cards of various teams and players from the 50s and 60s.

 

And some other things which are more functional but less exciting.

I got

alcohol, (think people know I'm a pisshead.. I mean a hipflask..? thats just encouraging me to drink!)

chocolate (yummmmmmmmmy)

and bwfc related products (a bwfc calender from someone at work, and the 2004/2005 dvd off a wigan fan!)

some sexy underwear too ... (off my mate strangely enough. Isnt that what the boyfriend is supposed to get you?)

i got a diamond encrusted gold watch

2 pairs silk jimjams

silk robe/kimono thingy

nighty ( winnie the pooh- sexy as fook)

diamond and emerald earrings and necklace.

thorntons sex in a box chocolates

a chocolate coloured leather jewellry box

dkny- be delicious perfume, body lotion, lip balm ( smells sooooooooooo yummy)

a plastic back scrather from the pound shop cos jay is sick to death of me asking him to scratch my back.

silver earrings and necklace,

??30 asda vouchers

??50 high street vouchers

perfumed drawer liners ( for furniture drawers, not smelly knickers)

bra and knickers.

a book entitled' how to please your man instead of being a shite wife'

and a new girlfriend,

 

and alibob- dont worry about your mates getting you underwear, when i got married the girls bought me loads of slutty stuff and ann summers vouchers.

although ive gotta say i was freaked out a little when it was my 21st birthday- my boss ( a woman), who hardly spoke to me, bought me lacy teeny weeny underwear, and said something like, 'yeah, i could just imagine it fitting you nicely'.

cue me feeling hunted for a while.

gave the lads in the office a good giggle though......

I got:

 

A pencil with a Father Christmas snowstorm on the end

3 Evening Primrose tealights & holders

A tube of orange smarties.

 

And that's all

 

 

I mustn't have been good this year.

although ive gotta say i was freaked out a little when it was my 21st birthday- my boss ( a woman), who hardly spoke to me, bought me lacy teeny weeny underwear, and said something like, 'yeah, i could just imagine it fitting you nicely'.

cue me feeling hunted for a while.

gave the lads in the office a good giggle though......

:shock: could you not have waited until you got home before trying it on

I got:

 

A pencil with a Father Christmas snowstorm on the end

3 Evening Primrose tealights & holders

A tube of orange smarties.

 

And that's all

 

 

I mustn't have been good this year.

 

ill swop you the snowman pencil for the ??1 plastic back scratcher.

Who wants Asda vouchers???

P.S _ Ang, you'll be hyperactive off those smarties.

I got:

 

A pencil with a Father Christmas snowstorm on the end

3 Evening Primrose tealights & holders

A tube of orange smarties.

 

And that's all

 

 

I mustn't have been good this year.

 

ill swop you the snowman pencil for the ??1 plastic back scratcher.

Who wants Asda vouchers???

P.S _ Ang, you'll be hyperactive off those smarties.

 

The snowman's now my best friend 8-[

 

Should I ration the smarties then? I had about a third of them last night, I'll restrict myself to 10 a night from now on

I got:

 

A pencil with a Father Christmas snowstorm on the end

3 Evening Primrose tealights & holders

A tube of orange smarties.

 

And that's all

 

 

I mustn't have been good this year.

 

ill swop you the snowman pencil for the ??1 plastic back scratcher.

Who wants Asda vouchers???

P.S _ Ang, you'll be hyperactive off those smarties.

 

The snowman's now my best friend 8-[

 

Should I ration the smarties then? I had about a third of them last night, I'll restrict myself to 10 a night from now on

 

You should be finishing them off by kick off time on Wednesday then.

12 football books.The one i will read first being an autobiography of Brian Moore.

 

Sounds interisting that - who wrote it so I can find it in the bookshop?

12 football books.The one i will read first being an autobiography of Brian Moore.

7 football programmes.6 Bolton from the early 60s and Wimbledon away from 95/96.

135 cigarette/bubble gum cards of various teams and players from the 50s and 60s.

 

And some other things which are more functional but less exciting.

 

george, every one has a hobby and i am nobody to doubt yours, but f??ckin hell, you must have some clutter in your house.

I got Fook all excepts yead warch....yeds banging

 

 

Xmas ive shit it, bah humbug

12 football books.The one i will read first being an autobiography of Brian Moore.

7 football programmes.6 Bolton from the early 60s and Wimbledon away from 95/96.

135 cigarette/bubble gum cards of various teams and players from the 50s and 60s.

 

And some other things which are more functional but less exciting.

 

 

George, have you got the programmes from the freight rover matches against the pie eaters 85/86 and have you got the final against bristol city (same year)

 

how much would they be worth now.

Yes i've got them they can be bought for a pound each.

I've also got the video from Wigan away but its on Video2000 which was an alternative to VHS and Betamax at the time....its got Darlington away on the other side of the tape.Not been able to watch them since about 1988.

 

 

My home isnt cluttered apart from 4 cardboard boxes in the spare bedroom.Having no kids and a girlfriend who wont move in until shes married does help regarding space.