Peter North Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Why is it that... 1. No matter how hard you try, and no matter how close the damn thing may be, eating shit from the middle of the road, you can never ever ever manage to run over a pigeon in your car? 2. No matter how much money they throw at her, the stylists for Girls Aloud can ever, ever make the ugly ginger one look remotely attractive in any way shape or form? Answers on a postcard please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Special One Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 where are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chooch Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Why is it that... 2. No matter how much money they throw at her, the stylists for Girls Aloud can ever, ever make the ugly ginger one look remotely attractive in any way shape or form? Answers on a postcard please! I actually think the ginger one is pretty tidy......... Does that make me a bit sick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pike_mill_white Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Why is it that... 2. No matter how much money they throw at her, the stylists for Girls Aloud can ever, ever make the ugly ginger one look remotely attractive in any way shape or form? Answers on a postcard please! I actually think the ginger one is pretty tidy......... Does that make me a bit sick? No I would chocolate tunnel her as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted April 19, 2006 Site Supporter Share Posted April 19, 2006 Why is it that... 2. No matter how much money they throw at her, the stylists for Girls Aloud can ever, ever make the ugly ginger one look remotely attractive in any way shape or form? Answers on a postcard please! I actually think the ginger one is pretty tidy......... Does that make me a bit sick? no, just blind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter North Posted April 19, 2006 Author Share Posted April 19, 2006 Alright, she would pass what is known in these parts as the "Lever Bridge Test' meaning if she walked into my local, they would all be round her like flies round shit, but c'mon...the cold light of day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 but c'mon...the cold light of day! what about late at night, when it's a bit darker and you've had a couple of pints? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pike_mill_white Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 but c'mon...the cold light of day! what about late at night, when it's a bit darker and you've had a couple of pints? Exactly, when most blokes pick up a ginger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chooch Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 but c'mon...the cold light of day! what about late at night, when it's a bit darker and you've had a couple of pints? Exactly, when most blokes pick up a minger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fengshui Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Beggers can't be choosers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Beggers can't be choosers! Next question has to be: Where do beggars and general homeless people have it off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter North Posted April 19, 2006 Author Share Posted April 19, 2006 Swannies on a Friday and Saturday night, usually, ahem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Beggers can't be choosers! Next question has to be: Where do beggars and general homeless people have it off? I think CRAMP is celibate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Swannies on a Friday and Saturday night, usually, ahem! Do you mind. I'm partial to having a swally or two in there of a weekend evening. [-X Having said that, I do only go in to stare and point at the locals. And never use a glass or the toilets! Both the same water I presume. :D/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fengshui Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Swannies on a Friday and Saturday night, usually, ahem! Do you mind. I'm partial to having a swally or two in there of a weekend evening. [-X Having said that, I do only go in to stare and point at the locals. And never use a glass or the toilets! Both the same water I presume. :D/ I've been told I was in the Swan on Saturday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Biff Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Swannies on a Friday and Saturday night, usually, ahem! I think the question was where do BEGGARS have it off. Not Doggies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Swannies on a Friday and Saturday night, usually, ahem! Do you mind. I'm partial to having a swally or two in there of a weekend evening. [-X Having said that, I do only go in to stare and point at the locals. And never use a glass or the toilets! Both the same water I presume. :D/ I've been told I was in the Swan on Saturday You don't remember? That's nothing to be proud of is it? [-X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fengshui Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Swannies on a Friday and Saturday night, usually, ahem! Do you mind. I'm partial to having a swally or two in there of a weekend evening. [-X Having said that, I do only go in to stare and point at the locals. And never use a glass or the toilets! Both the same water I presume. :D/ I've been told I was in the Swan on Saturday You don't remember? That's nothing to be proud of is it? [-X Nope - especially when some weird girl at work who fancies me said "hey, did you enjoy it in the Swan on Saturday". 8-[ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 And you think she fancies you because......? Maybe she's just being pleasant to you mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted April 19, 2006 Moderators Share Posted April 19, 2006 And you think she fancies you because......? Maybe she's just being pleasant to you mate! no, she does fancy him here she is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 I was going to make some reference to Helen Keller but thought it was a bit above the heads of some of the lowbrows on here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Helen Keller.................that's one from the past Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 I am 74 though! :^o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 I am 74 though! :^o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter North Posted April 19, 2006 Author Share Posted April 19, 2006 Let's get back to business. Would the ginger holocaust from Girls Aloud stand out if she was in the Swan on a Friday night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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