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Done. Thanks for the info, well worth knowing.

Hear hear. He could have left with a great deal of respect from all football fans, and Wanderers fans in particular. But if this is true, and it is an if at the moment, then he will be seen, by us at least, as a right sh1thouse. And I personally think that's a pity.

Woa woa woa.... Out of order, that is

Which Athy petrol station? I filled up in Athy a couple of times last week, could do with knowing so I can cancel cards or something. (PM me if you don't want it public) Thanks

Bridge Inn, Westhoughton. All home cooked food, good pint, and the chef is a Wanderers fan (complete with German Bombers T Shirt)

From the BBC story Can't believe no-one on here noticed that

Never mind those, what about Black Forest Gateau...........

Oh dear, the future's not looking bright for football on Planet Meldrew, is it?

Is there a scooter on that second pic?? Oh yeah...something distracted me there for a minute

Quality. And coming in a very close second is "sweats like Gary Glitter's paper boy" Both made me laugh out loud, and will be plagiarised by me.

If the pink's snookered, go for the brown

Dogs for some, cats for others.......But no excuse for cruelty to any of them. The reason some cats are tw'ts is because their owners don't give a fook about them, and just kick them out to do their own thing (bit like their kids) so Smiffs must live in a chav cat area, where if they could they would wear fake Burberry caps and Rockport boots! Anyway, mini rant over. PS Who would want to read a paper full of dog spit anyway?

Nothing to be proud of. I'll tell you something 'mate', I am very proud of protecting my home from vermin, if you like those 'cute' little squirrels come round here and take as many as you want, they are tree rats, vermin and should be shot, let a couple inyour house and se the damage they do, believe me you WOULD shoot them, as for cats they are vermin that p'iss and s'hit all over your plants I've shot a couple recently with the Karcher Shot em with the karcher? It was a .22 a few minutes ago... B&Q, Leigh's local arms dealer. And for the record, my cat is well looked afetr, does not have fleas, does not get kicked out of the house all day and night, and has her own place to shit....A litter tray. Don't think all animal owners don't give a fcuk about other peoples property, so please try to give a fcuk about ours. But shoot as many squirrels as you like, cos they are vermin.

Nothing to be proud of.

Doing a fart so bad you even have to get away from it yourself!! :vm

Not forgetting, I'm now worried that Mr. Bogs struck up a conversation with a short, welly wearing Red! Where were your standards?

Ivor Biggun if my memory serves. And I heard that it was the speccy bloke of That's Life, but I don't know if that's true. Could be wrong.

29 first try.

[quote="no balls In psychology circles I believe it's called an inflated ego with paranoia thrown in for good measure. Silly me. I thought it was just plain old Delusions of Grandeur. NB, I bow to your superior knowledge.

Seriously mate, you???ve got to let it go. You???re obsession with me will get you nowhere. Others have followed a similar path. I have no idea what point you???re trying to make, I registered as Mrs Respectable and changed it to Natasha at some point. Big deal. Grammar, Natasha..... Mustn't let standards slip, must we?

How? Put giant springs on your shoes take a big run up and jump over it you dozy twonk.

How did a thread about speeding come to this 276 posts, six months, and still she doesn't get it...........

You're in luck - I run these courses twice a week. Then practice what you preach. Or fcuk off. Or, preferably, both.

One monitor full of tea!!!! I really shouldn't drink and read!