Once again a serious thread is ruined by no balls pathetic attempts at flirting with the clique.

 

Anyone who witnessed our crushing home defeat over the weekend will know we are doomed.

 

I thought you didnt go to friendlies Nat ?

Natasha,

 

Where do you sit on a matchday? Don't panic, I'm not coming for a sniff, I'm just wondering if I know anyone who may sit near you, then I can ask them if there's a loud, unshaven, obnoxious know-it-all who sits near them, offering anal sex and threatening to blow the chairman and the manager to kingdom come.

 

Or no doubt you'll tell me everyone loves you and keeps asking you out on dates.

yea, natasha, come on talk us through the performance please...

 

which areas of the game were you most displeased with, how did you find smiths movement off the ball? how did you feel young fojut did at centre back? do you feel stelios has the strength to play in centre-mid?

If it wasn't for Allardyce - we'd be in the lower leagues in ??50m worth of debt.

 

Talking through your arse again, luv.

talk us through phase play please natasha?

How did our formation change from 4-5-1 to 4-3-3 through out the game?

If it wasn't for Allardyce - we'd be in the lower leagues in ??50m worth of debt.

 

Talking through your arse again, luv.

 

 

absolutely spot on, as much as i am worried by Sams transfer policy (he would make the best poker player) i think we owe it to him to judge him when the transfer window closes.

I did not go to the game.

 

Anyone who follows my work will already be aware that Natasha does not do friendlies.

 

But I???ve read enough reports and heard enough eye-witness accounts to know we were bobbins.

 

 

absolutely spot on, as much as i am worried by Sams transfer policy (he would make the best poker player) i think we owe it to him to judge him when the transfer window closes.

 

Who gives a fcuk when the transfer window closes, the season starts on 19th August so Allardyce should have had the players signed and match fit by this date.

 

Mark my words, we???ll sign no one else of note and come the January transfer window we???ll be scraping round the lower leagues looking for a few panic buys.

 

Resign Allardyce.

I did not go to the game.

 

Anyone who follows my work will already be aware that Natasha does not do friendlies.

 

But I???ve read enough reports and heard enough eye-witness accounts to know we were bobbins.

 

 

 

hardly enough to form a justified opinion on, dont you think?

I did not go to the game.

 

Anyone who follows my work will already be aware that Natasha does not do friendlies.

 

But I???ve read enough reports and heard enough eye-witness accounts to know we were bobbins.

Who gives a fcuk when the transfer window closes, the season starts on 19th August so Allardyce should have had the players signed and match fit by this date.

 

Mark my words, we???ll sign no one else of note and come the January transfer window we???ll be scraping round the lower leagues looking for a few panic buys.

 

Resign Allardyce.

 

'My work' - still cracks me up everytime

i will be very suprised if we do not sign anyone, also i was there saturday and you can forget the performance, the team was made up of 5-6 academy players and the first teamers who played were told not to tackle, we have tal ben haim/idan tal/pedersen/davies/fortune/gardner/ obrien/faye, to come back all did not figure saturday so your argument is seriously flawed.

Resign Allardyce.

 

 

come on Nat even you dont mean that

come on Nat even you dont mean that

 

You???re joking right? Of course Allardyce should resign. The sooner we lose our tag of longball merchants the sooner we will be able to attract quality players.

Hmmm it's a difficult one is this - Would i accept a BJ off a wind up merchant?

 

Oh fcuk it, go on then - no spitting allowed though.

You???re joking right? Of course Allardyce should resign. The sooner we lose our tag of longball merchants the sooner we will be able to attract quality players.

 

Like Mcanespie ?

Resign Allardyce.

 

On the back of what? Loosing a few pre-season friendlies, or because you don't like him? Please stop talking so much sh1te.

On the back of what? Loosing a few pre-season friendlies, or because you don't like him? Please stop talking so much sh1te.

 

Er no, on the back of the most boring era in my lifetime. No quality, no ambition and no commitment. Incidentally, those are the exact words Mrs Allardyce plans to have carved into her husband???s tombstone.

Er no, on the back of the most boring era in my lifetime. No quality, no ambition and no commitment. Incidentally, those are the exact words Mrs Allardyce plans to have carved into her husband???s tombstone.

 

So presumably you're only six or suffering from alzheimer's ?

Er no, on the back of the most boring era in my lifetime. No quality, no ambition and no commitment. Incidentally, those are the exact words Mrs Allardyce plans to have carved into her husband???s tombstone.

 

No quality- In the last few years you have seen the best quality players ever to wear a Bolton shirt.

No ambition- If you hadn't noticed we have just had a season in Europe and I'm pretty sure that Allardyce will have an ambition to get us back there as soon as possible.

No commitment- Your just talking b0llocks now.

No quality- In the last few years you have seen the best quality players ever to wear a Bolton shirt.

No ambition- If you hadn't noticed we have just had a season in Europe and I'm pretty sure that Allardyce will have an ambition to get us back there as soon as possible.

No commitment- Your just talking b0llocks now.

 

Utter bull bags.

 

These quality players you speak of played their quality football for other clubs, we simply signed a reputation.

 

In terms of football played while in a Bolton shirt, was Okocha better than Tony Kelly? Was Jardel better than McGinlay? Was Hierro better than Pollock? Not in a million years.

Utter bull bags.

Was Hierro better than Pollock? Not in a million years.

 

someone pass me a heavy blunt object will you ?

someone pass me a heavy blunt object will you ?

 

 

 

That ignore user option is wonderful ......

 

 

 

..... now if only people would stop quoting it, I wouldnt keep losing the will to live

 

 

 

was Okocha better than Tony Kelly? Was Jardel better than McGinlay? Was Hierro better than Pollock? Not in a million years.

 

I have not laughed so hard in a long time.

 

You stupid, stupid person.

 

 

Have a read of this

 

Amazing. Diouf had an awful season then refused to play for BWFC yet the fans still think of him as God.

 

Stupid, every single one of you.

 

With my views on the Senegalese gobshite being quite obvious and very well known, I trust I'm exempt from your wild generalisation that we're all stupid.

With my views on the Senegalese gobshite being quite obvious and very well known, I trust I'm exempt from your wild generalisation that we're all stupid.

 

He's put his money where his mouth is over the goals he will score this season, with this bet he has with Potato-head. That's pretty good commitment and faith in his own ability in my eyes.

 

Senegalese he is... a gobshite? maybe. But a very good footballer, certainly.

Well thank you very much Mr Allardyce, the new season is just 5 days away and we are in crisis.

 

You have sold first team players without replacing them, missed the chance to offload the real shite (Hunt, Diouf etc) and failed to sign the striker we desperately need.

 

All you forever-optimistic fans can get stuffed, Allardyce hasn???t got a clue about how to progress this club. All I???ve heard all Summer is excuses as to why players won???t sign. The one player who did sign fcuked off before he???d even played a game.

 

If just one of the promoted clubs clicks we will be relegated. At best we will finish 17th. If we finish higher than 17th I will give out free blow-jobs after the last match.

 

All this from someone who has her signature pic as Steve Mcanespie ..................................