Dress in a pair of decent jeans and a nice t-shirt. Always wear good shoes because women always check them out. It might also be worth putting a condom on before you go out as well, this will save time later.........although may prove a problem if you need a pee part way through the date.

 

As for where to go on the date, a nice meal at a "middle priced" eatery should suffice, unless the bird is from Little Hulton or Horwich, then a Happy Meal should be enough to guarantee a session of "banging ugly bits"

 

Dare you to go to an LH pub and say that!

 

Ever been beaten up by a girl?!

Dare you to go to an LH pub and say that!

 

Ever been beaten up by a girl?!

I wouldn't go to LH anyway, let alone to one of the pubs

 

I have been beaten by several women, I pay good money for it, and it turns me on

 

I have been beaten by several women, I pay good money for it, and it turns me on

 

This is true! Show him your cat o nine tails and he'll be chomping at the bit....so I believe!

A date? Isn't that what people did in the 1960's?

 

Tell her you'll meet her in town, get wrecked & rattle her f??cking headboard. Always worked for me

I used to make an effort until I realised that they can't remember f??ck all once the chloroform has worn off. Now I don't even bother introducing myself

Edited December 20, 200619 yr by Widnes Two Hats

Dress in a pair of decent jeans and a nice t-shirt. Always wear good shoes because women always check them out. It might also be worth putting a condom on before you go out as well, this will save time later.........although may prove a problem if you need a pee part way through the date.

 

As for where to go on the date, a nice meal at a "middle priced" eatery should suffice, unless the bird is from Little Hulton or Horwich, then a Happy Meal should be enough to guarantee a session of "banging ugly bits"

 

 

all LH girls are banned from McDonalds... as far as the required attire, anything lifted from Henri Lloyd will suffice. ***bonus tip*** a Mars bar is an essential, not only as a desert, but the wrapper can be used as a contraceptive.

Alibob will do anything for a Pizza Hut Margarita. ??6 well spent :p

 

ITK FACT.

Edited December 20, 200619 yr by Carlos

Alibob will do anything for a Pizza Hut Margarita. ??6 well spent :p

 

ITK FACT.

 

does she like her crust stuffed?

Dating = 2 people with completely different intentions.

does she like her crust stuffed?

 

And she like it deep.

And she like it deep.

 

Does she like being sprinkled with your parmesan?

Does she like a visit to "The Icecream Factory"?

When she delivered, was her box hot? eh? eh?

How does King Wenceslas like his pizza.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Deep Pan Crisp and Even.

I used to make an effort until I realised that they can't remember f??ck all once the chloroform has worn off. Now I don't even bother introducing myself

 

ha ha ! im splitting my sides here ! brilliant !

Did you lick her arse, eh eh eh, did she make you rim her?

simple and always seems to go down well

 

 

is that the type of girl you tend to go for, if so good call

is that the type of girl you tend to go for, if so good call

 

not far off

And just wear jeans and a smart t-shirt/top.

 

Cheers for the insight.

 

What kind of shoes would you wear?

he'd wear rockports and a nice stripey tshirt/jumper

Cheers for the insight.

 

What kind of shoes would you wear?

 

Open toed sandals and red socks.

Do you wenches trim your minge and give it a bit of fem fresh on a first date or do you think, 'f??ck it, he's not going there for at least a fortnight so I'll leave it like a rancid kipper'?

I would take her for a mega muff super meal deal at Scout Road Chippy!

Do you wenches trim your minge and give it a bit of fem fresh on a first date or do you think, 'f??ck it, he's not going there for at least a fortnight so I'll leave it like a rancid kipper'?

 

There is nothing worse than an unkept, smelly tw??t.

 

Apart from maybe an unkept, smelly cock, I suppose.