Today....

 

3 Women in front of me at Burger king......their order....3 Whopper meals...

1 with no Onion, just one tomato, light mayo.....diet coke

1 with no tomato, normal Mayo, some onions.....normal coke

1 with no salad, just light mayo.....diet coke....

 

Poor fella fucks the order up....so they have it re-done.....then he fucks the drinks up......fcuk OFF WOMEN.....YOU SHOULD fcuk OFF HOME!

 

 

 

 

Small women with Umbralla's.....poking every fucker in the face.....what makes it better....you get 2 of them linking taking up the whole path.....fcuk OFF!!!!!

 

Last one.....walking behind someone talking on a phone....why all of a sudden does talkin on the mobile make you walk slower, and walk in a ragging Zig Zag...... fcuk OFF fcuk OFF fcuk OFFFF!!

 

Today....

 

3 Women in front of me at Burger king......their order....3 Whopper meals...

1 with no Onion, just one tomato, light mayo.....diet coke

1 with no tomato, normal Mayo, some onions.....normal coke

1 with no salad, just light mayo.....diet coke....

 

Poor fella fucks the order up....so they have it re-done.....then he fucks the drinks up......fcuk OFF WOMEN.....YOU SHOULD fcuk OFF HOME!

 

 

Perhaps you should've got the order ready......

Today....

 

3 Women in front of me at Burger king......their order....3 Whopper meals...

1 with no Onion, just one tomato, light mayo.....diet coke

1 with no tomato, normal Mayo, some onions.....normal coke

1 with no salad, just light mayo.....diet coke....

 

Poor fella fucks the order up....so they have it re-done.....then he fucks the drinks up......fcuk OFF WOMEN.....YOU SHOULD fcuk OFF HOME!

 

 

Small women with Umbralla's.....poking every fucker in the face.....what makes it better....you get 2 of them linking taking up the whole path.....fcuk OFF!!!!!

 

Last one.....walking behind someone talking on a phone....why all of a sudden does talkin on the mobile make you walk slower, and walk in a ragging Zig Zag...... fcuk OFF fcuk OFF fcuk OFFFF!!

 

 

People walking in zig zags gets right on my t??ts, same as people walking BANG in the middle of the path so you can't pass! Ignorant c??nts !!

Today....

 

3 Women in front of me at Burger king......their order....3 Whopper meals...

1 with no Onion, just one tomato, light mayo.....diet coke

1 with no tomato, normal Mayo, some onions.....normal coke

1 with no salad, just light mayo.....diet coke....

 

Poor fella fucks the order up....so they have it re-done.....then he fucks the drinks up......fcuk OFF WOMEN.....YOU SHOULD fcuk OFF HOME!

Chav food for the young uns! :::::::::::::::: It all tastes the same anyway so how did they know it was wrong?

 

 

Small women with Umbralla's.....poking every fucker in the face.....what makes it better....you get 2 of them linking taking up the whole path.....fcuk OFF!!!!!

Men with umberellas are worse - Gaylords!

 

Last one.....walking behind someone talking on a phone....why all of a sudden does talkin on the mobile make you walk slower, and walk in a ragging Zig Zag...... fcuk OFF fcuk OFF fcuk OFFFF!!

Bluetooth's, now, they're worse. They look like extras off the original startrek series.

 

Edited February 9, 200719 yr by no balls

People walking in zig zags gets right on my t??ts, same as people walking BANG in the middle of the path so you can't pass! Ignorant c??nts !!

 

Just walk straight at them, then stop. The confusion on their face is a picture. They'll then walk round you. Works every time

Women with prams - it's not my fault some pr??ck shot his beans in you, now get out of my f??cking way.

 

Old people - can't we ship the over 60's to the Isle of Man or summat?

 

The Manchester 'brothers' who walk with with silly limps & move very slow - we're not in LA now, d??ckheads.

 

Manc Abduls who really want to be 'brothers' & get together in groups of 50 near the Arndale - safety in mumbers, eh, sh??thouses?

 

Students - they dress like tw??ts & deserve to die of aids in the near future.

 

That stupid cow at the station this morning, who, despite being a foot shorter than me, tried to shoulder-charge me out of the way when the train got there - not happening, luv, not in my lifetime.

 

People asking for '20p to use the phone', buy a f??cking mobile, you peasant.

 

idiots with clipboards 'have you had any accidents recently, sir?'. I haven't, but hopefully a tram will rip your legs off & then you can claim yourself, while spending the rest of your life in a spaz chariot.

 

Big Issue sellers - no, I don't want to buy one, and I've already been asked 10 times walking down this street, you scruffy c??nt.

 

The Royal Bank of Scotland - I don't want to a credit card off you, in fact I'd like your company to cease to be, thanks to another Nick Leeson & the Stock Exchange.

 

Reet, I feel much better now

Women with prams - it's not my fault some pr??ck shot his beans in you, now get out of my f??cking way.

 

Old people - can't we ship the over 60's to the Isle of Man or summat?

 

The Manchester 'brothers' who walk with with silly limps & move very slow - we're not in LA now, d??ckheads.

 

Manc Abduls who really want to be 'brothers' & get together in groups of 50 near the Arndale - safety in mumbers, eh, sh??thouses?

 

Students - they dress like tw??ts & deserve to die of aids in the near future.

 

That stupid cow at the station this morning, who, despite being a foot shorter than me, tried to shoulder-charge me out of the way when the train got there - not happening, luv, not in my lifetime.

 

People asking for '20p to use the phone', buy a f??cking mobile, you peasant.

 

idiots with clipboards 'have you had any accidents recently, sir?'. I haven't, but hopefully a tram will rip your legs off & then you can claim yourself, while spending the rest of your life in a spaz chariot.

 

Big Issue sellers - no, I don't want to buy one, and I've already been asked 10 times walking down this street, you scruffy c??nt.

 

The Royal Bank of Scotland - I don't want to a credit card off you, in fact I'd like your company to cease to be, thanks to another Nick Leeson & the Stock Exchange.

 

Reet, I feel much better now

cnuts queuing for petrol at tesco and so blocking the road for people who need to get back to work!

 

who the fcuk queue's for petrol!!

 

morons!

The worst experiance ive ever had is some pussy in front of me at Mcdonalds, asked for a cheese burger with no cheese.

 

What the hell is that all about??

Mongtardwits who wait in the queue at any fast food type place for about 15 minutes, then when they get to the front, and are asked what they want, spend the next 10 minutes deliberating and choosing - decide whilst you're in the queue you nobber

Chav's from a nice middle class housing estate who try to claim they're hard done by because there mam wont spent a fortune on a new tracksuit for them.

 

The kiddie moshers and comedy emo kids who hang around in Victoria square or by th'urbis in manc 24/7. Get a fooking job or go to school you bunch of c??nts!!!!!!

 

People of any race wishing they were black gangsta's from brooklyn when really they're a whitey from hall ith wood or an asian fella from dean. YOU'RE NOT BLACK AND YOU LOOK LIKE A TW??T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Ahh much better!

girls who wear rings on every finger, loads of earings and loads of Elizabeth Duke necklaces - it's just looks sh??t, stop it

I have a minor solution for a few of you on here. There seems to be alot of anger re: fast foods establishments. May I suggest you avoid them and thus alleviating a bit of your anger?

Reality shows - F??cking braindead laziness

 

People who stand up on planes as soon as the seat belt light goes off, they should be made to stand throughout the flight, they'd be complaining then

 

That old bastard at Bolton station who checks your train ticket and points out that it is out of date, he's the only one who looks the 4 eyed tw??t

 

Women who cover their tits when I've been staring fo longer the 10 minutes

Oh and honkeys who talk like wooden spoons and pretend they are from Jamiaca

Non working and retired folk clogging up public places at weekends. Stop indoors and do your thing when the rest of us are at work you set of inconsiderate selfish c??nts.

 

Grown men in chavwear riding stolen mountain bikes along pedestrian areas whilst drinking stella. Get on the floor and scrape up the chewing gum you workshy gutterfilth.

 

Little asians in their cheap hondas with big exhausts tearing up behind you, then trying to overtake on a 30mph zone, who subsequently shit themselves when your rather large vehicle and limited tollerance of f??ckwits means they are still in the middle of the road when a 20t concrete wagin is coming the other way. You can hear the screams over the bhangra shite they have pumping out of their 1500 watt speakers.

Non working and retired folk clogging up public places at weekends. Stop indoors and do your thing when the rest of us are at work you set of inconsiderate selfish c??nts.

 

Grown men in chavwear riding stolen mountain bikes along pedestrian areas whilst drinking stella. Get on the floor and scrape up the chewing gum you workshy gutterfilth.

 

Little asians in their cheap hondas with big exhausts tearing up behind you, then trying to overtake on a 30mph zone, who subsequently shit themselves when your rather large vehicle and limited tollerance of f??ckwits means they are still in the middle of the road when a 20t concrete wagin is coming the other way. You can hear the screams over the bhangra shite they have pumping out of their 1500 watt speakers.

 

The Royal Bank of Scotland - I don't want to a credit card off you, in fact I'd like your company to cease to be, thanks to another Nick Leeson & the Stock Exchange.

 

Most of what has been written one here are things that p1ss most of us off. This bank business came up over here with ANZ and the Commonwealth Banks. Fookers hardly send you letters any more because there was a campaign launched by some bright spark to put anything else you get in your mail box (pizza or burger vouchers; window cleaners flyers etc.) in their pre paid return envelopes and mail them back to em. The banks have to pay for them only when they are used. May not have stopped it completely down here but lessened it by about 90%

Firstly Pabbers, like a lot of others on here, your may have mental health issues

 

Mine.... kids in ASDA who run around shrieking at the top of their voices. Only one solution - baseball bat to the back of the head (or possibly a marble ashtray - I'm undecided)

Edited February 12, 200719 yr by squidgy66

Non working and retired folk clogging up public places at weekends. Stop indoors and do your thing when the rest of us are at work you set of inconsiderate selfish c??nts.

 

Grown men in chavwear riding stolen mountain bikes along pedestrian areas whilst drinking stella. Get on the floor and scrape up the chewing gum you workshy gutterfilth.

 

Little asians in their cheap hondas with big exhausts tearing up behind you, then trying to overtake on a 30mph zone, who subsequently shit themselves when your rather large vehicle and limited tollerance of f??ckwits means they are still in the middle of the road when a 20t concrete wagin is coming the other way. You can hear the screams over the bhangra shite they have pumping out of their 1500 watt speakers.

 

 

 

how about people who stand in a queue waiting to pay for something, after 10 minutes they get to the front and they start discussing what they want to buy, does nt matter if it is a pie, pint, ticker for the pictures whatever, make your mind whilst waiting you clowns.

 

and yes you will have to pay so get your purse, wallet, money credit card ready you pricks.

 

these are the same people whi have spent the time moaning about having to wait.

Chavie parents who, because they are a similar age to their own offspring, decide it is ok to bollock them using gutter language.

 

"Hey, R chantelle, get yer f??ckin' arse over 'ere before a give yer a a f??ckin' wallop!"

 

Heard it many times. Rest of the supermarket stands and stares and gets told, "Mind yer own f??ckin' business, alrite?"

grannies at the post office counter discussing the price of a fookin stamp and how they have to suck food though a straw coz their bowels cant cope anymore.

 

get out the fookin way you piss-stinking owd pillock, i wanna post this parcel TODAY!

grannies at the post office counter discussing the price of a fookin stamp and how they have to suck food though a straw coz their bowels cant cope anymore.

 

get out the fookin way you piss-stinking owd pillock, i wanna post this parcel TODAY!

 

ohhhh i hate it at the post office you always get some dick thats on smack say his benfit wrong and you end up waiting ages

Firstly Pabbers, like a lot of others on here, your may have mental health issues

 

Mine.... kids in ASDA who run around shrieking at the top of their voices. Only one solution - baseball bat to the back of the head (or possibly a marble ashtray - I'm undecided)

 

I have asked our local ASDA/Tescos if they can't have an adult only evening so we don't have to listen to all the retards kids screaming!!

 

My list (agree with old folks out at lunch too)

 

Fooking electric wheelchairs not the ones for the really disabled but those they hire out to fat coonts or just lazy sods who ride them round like chariots

 

Foglamps...its not foggy turn them off pussy!

 

Weather reports...severe weather my arse, stupid scaremongering fookers

 

Mobile phone users meandering about or in a checkout queue!! Get out of the way you basts

 

Road repairs up my street, does it take that long to dig a hole?

 

School runners near me...I live in a tiny village where do all those cars come from you laxy coonts, fooking walk