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What Hare-brained Scheme Shall We Propose Next?

Seeing as the club are reading the forum constantly for any ideas: what shall we suggest next?

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Seeing as the club are reading the forum constantly for any ideas: what shall we suggest next?

 

 

Stop reading our PM's....... :roll:

can we have balloon bending at half time

an envelope with 500quid in it taped to every seat

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Stop reading our PM's....... :roll:

Who's reading them?

To buy a striker!!!

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To buy a striker!!!

Now that is hare-brained.

Congratulations: that's the kind of crazy suggestions we're after.

can we have balloon bending at half time

 

Made me laugh did that.

 

Crossbar challenge with a seasons supply of free beer at the Reebok, without queing, for the winner. As I am the official Allstars CBC champ I think I deserve a place by right.

15 quid a man, any seat, any stand.

15 quid a man, any seat, any stand.

how much for women?

Made me laugh did that.

 

Crossbar challenge with a seasons supply of free beer at the Reebok, without queing, for the winner. As I am the official Allstars CBC champ I think I deserve a place by right.

 

Bloody good Idea, remember the penalties in the "out with the lout"?

 

At the time I never thought I'd see some of BWFC's finest on the pitch taking bloody pens. :rofl:

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how much for women?

 

Like the Taliban say, u don't exist*

 

 

*Except if I need u to book a hotel for me ;)

Heaters underneath the seats.

Any spare seats unsold by Friday dinner time before a saturday game, get distributed round the local schools for nowt.

Filthy strippers putting on a lesbian dildo show at half time.

Filthy strippers putting on a lesbian dildo show at half time.

 

 

:rofl:

Filthy strippers putting on a lesbian dildo show at half time.

Hmmm strippers.....

Filthy strippers putting on a lesbian dildo show at half time.

 

Cum on you whites?

sam janus to replace lofty

 

 

she'd get the away end worked up.

 

(sorry jsut watching Jonny Woss on tv.)

 

 

 

FKIN stricker WITH PACE PLEASE

 

 

(otherwise stick gardener up there sharpish since we've bought so many defensive players, theres jsut about time, before he forgets what "going forward" is.)

A ban on flat caps. But then that'd probably put the crowds down to about 2,000.

 

Free pint for every goal we score.

 

Bringing back the message on the TVs saying when the second half is starting.

 

Making the video screen actually show replays rather than adverts.

 

In-stadium heating.

Already said in other threads ...... build a beer-hall type basic pub on spare land near the Reebok for pre/post match experience.

Get people who aren't mentally retarded to staff the car parks and refreshment kiosks.

 

Cage fighting with the orange warriors versus the yoof, Police not allowed to step in.

 

Publicly accepting they've got virtually every aspect of the match day experience wrong.

 

Free hot vimto in winter.

Two ideas

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Anyone renewing a 5 year+ season ticket pays the price it was 5 years previous to thank them for their continued support.

New season ticket holders after 3 years go back to the price 3 years previous.

 

and

 

Make one of the regular squad the "Fan's player representive" who will meet fans before / after certain games (home / away, maybe once a month) to take questions direct from the fans and to answer the fans.

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Two ideas

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Anyone renewing a 5 year+ season ticket pays the price it was 5 years previous to thank them for their continued support.

New season ticket holders after 3 years go back to the price 3 years previous.

 

and

 

Make one of the regular squad the "Fan's player representive" who will meet fans before / after certain games (home / away, maybe once a month) to take questions direct from the fans and to answer the fans.

 

No offence mate, but in my opinion, these kind of things only make the attendance lower. Everything has become all to confusing and people can't be ars?d with all the different pricing.

 

?15 a tickett, any game, any stand.

 

If you can't get a tickett for United, thats because you need 5 vouchers from previous games that others have. I'm telling you, we would sell out most games.

Two ideas

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Anyone renewing a 5 year+ season ticket pays the price it was 5 years previous to thank them for their continued support.

New season ticket holders after 3 years go back to the price 3 years previous.

 

and

 

Make one of the regular squad the "Fan's player representive" who will meet fans before / after certain games (home / away, maybe once a month) to take questions direct from the fans and to answer the fans.

 

You should work in the ticket office with such a gift for writing confusing pricing structures.

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