Members bolty58 Posted January 30, 2008 Members Share Posted January 30, 2008 After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "30 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl. Now we have a $1,000,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 55-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't middle-aged women great? They really know how to solve a man's mid-life crisis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted January 30, 2008 Moderators Share Posted January 30, 2008 congratulations on 44 years of marriage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 where they 11 when they got married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 where they 11 when they got married? well, that's Bacup for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Imagine spending 14 years in a cheap apartment,with a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10" black and white telly. :::::::: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted January 30, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 30, 2008 congratulations on 44 years of marriage Significantly less than that my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "30 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl. Now we have a $1,000,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 55-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't middle-aged women great? They really know how to solve a man's mid-life crisis! You can always treat yourself to a, red hot, 25 year old, in some dodgy back street in Madrid mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted January 30, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 30, 2008 Just to put the record straight, that tale wasn't about me. As you all know, I am much younger than 44 anyway so it couldn't be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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