Name your fave smell and worst smell.

 

Fave-summer

worst- puke

favourite - my own farts

worst - some of my own farts

Name your fave smell and worst smell.

 

Fave-summer

worst- puke

Fave-Sunday morning Breakfast cooking.

 

Worst-B O.

Best = cut grass

 

Worst = cut cheese

Best - Freshly cut warm grass

Worst - Sick

best - armani aftershave

worst - puke or cut grass (makes me sneeze)

Best: Bacon Cooking

 

Worst: Rotting Flesh

Best: Bacon Cooking

 

Worst: Rotting Flesh

 

You frighten me

Best ~ ocean air

 

Worst ~ digester plants on a sewerage works have an acrid stench that burns the nostrl hairs

You frighten me

I'm quite normal really

Best - The Girlfriend

 

Worst - The smell wafting through my window from Armstrongs (Horwich Loco)

I like the smell of an expensive perfume on a fit woman

 

 

The worst is the smell of that cheesy build up underneath my foreskin

Shagging

 

Laser eye surgery

 

Not saying which is which

Best: Bacon Cooking

 

Worst: Rotting Flesh

 

 

Are they not a similar aroma?

JSL.

Are they not a similar aroma?

JSL.

they can be, I burnt some rotting flesh once, and it did have the smell of cheap bacon. A decent quality bacon though, will always smell superior to fetid flesh

Best - The Girlfriend

 

Worst - The smell wafting through my window from Armstrongs (Horwich Loco)

 

 

 

I didn't think your girlfriend smelt too nice to be honest, especially after shooting muck up her

I didn't think your girlfriend smelt too nice to be honest, especially after shooting muck up her

 

I don't think there was any need for that!

 

Especially, after I held back on the knob cheese comment and the break-up with your missus.

Worst - the flat I had to clean out after a bloke had lain dead on his living room carpet for 4 weeks.

Best - my little 'uns hair. (soppy bollix)

I don't think there was any need for that!

 

Especially, after I held back on the knob cheese comment and the break-up with your missus.

 

 

 

don't hold back mate, nothing shocks me

don't hold back mate, nothing shocks me

 

You'll do for me!

best ; smell outside a curry house when you really want a curry

 

worst ; smell outside a curry when you really do nt want a curry.

Best.......Fresh baked bread

 

Worst......puke

Best - when it's just rained on a humid summer night

 

Worst - off milk.........when the angle of carton to mouth has passed the point of no return.

Best = Babies head

 

Worst = Fried Mushrooms

Best? A well groomed man (obviously the cufflinks help the aesthetics!)

Worst? Off mince (rancid!) Took some back to Waitrose once as it was still in date. They soon gave me a refund, plus a voucher!

Best = Smell of the Ionian Sea

Worst = Haletosis breath