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Th'ities

How offside?

 

Still, a kick in the balls for all those folk who've taken up being Italian because their Great-Great-Grandfather went there once.

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Make that 3,

I drew Holland in the sweepstake so I'm happy with that. Best game so far.

Just my luck as I turned on the telly at 91 minutes so hear 'oh what a great game this has been'.

Bollux

:-k

How offside?

Not at all.

 

Panucci played the horse-faced f?cker on.

Not at all.

 

Panucci played the horse-faced f?cker on.

 

whilst on his arse off the picth?

whilst on his arse off the picth?

Yes.

Yes.

You are factually correct. I heard so many so called "football people" on talksport this morning stating it was offside.

 

This slight adjustment was brought in to stop defenders stepping over the line to play forwards offside.

 

Would there be this debate if he had fallen into the back of the net after colliding Buffon?

 

Now if the ref had allowed to him to go off to recieve treatment that would be different.

 

Advantage to the attacking side. English refs take note.

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You are factually correct. I heard so many so called "football people" on talksport this morning stating it was offside.

 

This slight adjustment was brought in to stop defenders stepping over the line to play forwards offside.

I'm not sure they've ever been allowed to do that.

 

Certainly, deliberately leaving the field of play without the referee's permission has always been a cautionable offence.

 

There's nothing (well, there are probably a few things) pisses me off more than having to folk on the telly who don't know what they're on about.

 

I'd have stabbed Chris Waddle in the eye if I been anywhere near him during the France-Romania game yesterday.

The "who understands the offside law" pantomime every sodding week on MOTD always pisses me off. They should get rid of the entire bunch and start again. Linekar is such a smug prick.

all good as it turns out

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/e...008/7445476.stm

 

seems though the players don't even know the rules anymore, Kuyt said in the interview after they were all waiting for the flag to go up and were surprised when it didn't

 

even horse face has a good look round to look for a flag as he runs off celebrating

all good as it turns out

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/e...008/7445476.stm

 

seems though the players don't even know the rules anymore, Kuyt said in the interview after they were all waiting for the flag to go up and were surprised when it didn't

 

even horse face has a good look round to look for a flag as he runs off celebrating

See, I can understand that a bit more.

 

I don't imagine he had any idea where Panucci was when he stuck out a hoof to deflect it in.

 

The plonkers on the telly don't have that excuse (though David Pleat was possibly too busy cracking one off over Dirk Kuyt to be giving the game his full attention).

was there not a Dutch play off the field also?

can't quite remember now.

was there not a Dutch play off the field also?

can't quite remember now.

Possibly, though that has no bearing on the offside decision.

Opens up a bit of a can of worms does this.

 

Understand player has to leave field "intentionally". Was Panucci injured or acting?

 

Ironic that it's RVN benefiting too. Player who's well up for a bit of gamesmanship - though he wasn't obviously.

Opens up a bit of a can of worms does this.

 

Understand player has to leave field "intentionally". Was Panucci injured or acting?

 

Ironic that it's RVN benefiting too. Player who's well up for a bit of gamesmanship - though he wasn't obviously.

A player has to leave the field intentionally if he is to be cautioned.

 

If he leaves the field accidentally during play he is still considered active.

See, I can understand that a bit more.

 

I don't imagine he had any idea where Panucci was when he stuck out a hoof to deflect it in.

 

The plonkers on the telly don't have that excuse (though David Pleat was possibly too busy cracking one off over Dirk Kuyt to be giving the game his full attention).

 

:rofl:

A player has to leave the field intentionally if he is to be cautioned.

 

If he leaves the field accidentally during play he is still considered active.

 

Bit harsh if his knee's hanging off though.

Bit harsh if his knee's hanging off though.

I agree.

 

But if his knee's hanging off and he's still on the pitch, the same thing applies, doesn't it?

So when you changing your username to Arjan Van Gambarooy?

So when you changing your username to Arjan Van Gambarooy?

That's fighting talk!

Bit harsh if his knee's hanging off though.

 

How about if his fetlock is hanging off?

How about if his fetlock is hanging off?

 

He should be shot, of course.

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See, I can understand that a bit more.

 

I don't imagine he had any idea where Panucci was when he stuck out a hoof to deflect it in.

 

The plonkers on the telly don't have that excuse (though David Pleat was possibly too busy cracking one off over Dirk Kuyt to be giving the game his full attention).

 

Don't get me started on David Pleat, he was fcuking awful covering Portugal v Turkey, senile old c?nt. He called just about everything wrong.

Graham Poll came on 5Live last night and said the goal was offside and a dreadful decision. That left me in no doubt it was a legitimate goal!

Graham Poll came on 5Live last night and said the goal was offside and a dreadful decision. That left me in no doubt it was a legitimate goal!

There can be no doubt that Poll is a prize cock.

 

However, I was thinking about this the other day - wouldn't it be more interesting if they had a referee in the studio to give a view on incidents in matches instead of the massed ranks of jobs-for-the-boys jokers we get now.

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