Different types of bogies need to be questioned here, and thus dismissed from the argument.

 

Surely a crusty little bigger thats been hardening and festering in the back of your snout for a while wouldn't do much harm; or differ the 'taste'. Then there's the proper dangly snotty ones caused after a bout of hayfever or the remnants of a cold. Dangly chewy ones. I can see NB's point if this is the bogey she has in mind.

 

I can imagine some dirty cretin would give their nose a good blow and proceed to smear it all over the shaft. This is the act of a wrong un

I can imagine some dirty cretin would give their nose a good blow and proceed to smear it all over the shaft. This is the act of a wrong un

 

Wise words from the yoof yoof yoof!

Different types of bogies need to be questioned here, and thus dismissed from the argument.

 

Surely a crusty little bigger thats been hardening and festering in the back of your snout for a while wouldn't do much harm; or differ the 'taste'. Then there's the proper dangly snotty ones caused after a bout of hayfever or the remnants of a cold. Dangly chewy ones. I can see NB's point if this is the bogey she has in mind.

 

I can imagine some dirty cretin would give their nose a good blow and proceed to smear it all over the shaft. This is the act of a wrong un

 

Important points that needed raising I think Ashey.

 

 

 

Now I know there are ladies who will allow a chap to enjoy himself via her patio doors and still finish the evening with a mouthful of veins, so a touch of snot shouldn't be an obstacle.

 

 

 

However, these same women may have a "thing" about nose soup and would spit out anything with a soft edge.

 

 

 

It'd be worth finding out about I think.

Important points that needed raising I think Ashey.

 

 

 

Now I know there are ladies who will allow a chap to enjoy himself via her patio doors and still finish the evening with a mouthful of veins, so a touch of snot shouldn't be an obstacle.

 

 

 

However, these same women may have a "thing" about nose soup and would spit out anything with a soft edge.

 

 

 

It'd be worth finding out about I think.

 

It should be put to a rather extensive poll that is only open to the flatdicks and some reebok review bandits too.. Maybe firthy could give access to give missus to the computer, and she could take part in the poll also.

Grapes all over the desk!

 

My favorite snots are those clogged up with brickdust, say from an abrasive wheels task. I enjoy blowing them out in the shower by closing one nostril at a time and 'blowing'.

 

A good days worth of site muck can produce a snot the size of a small grape, and it would be difficult to hide this on your length.

Smiffs, why are you sat on your desk...?

Grapes all over the desk!

 

My favorite snots are those clogged up with brickdust, say from an abrasive wheels task. I enjoy blowing them out in the shower by closing one nostril at a time and 'blowing'.

 

A good days worth of site muck can produce a snot the size of a small grape, and it would be difficult to hide this on your length.

 

Potentially not. Mischevious devils could attach said bogey to the scrotum using 'homemade' adhesive ( ), and argue that it is a non harmful growth. Some dosey bint would engage in teabagging and therefore got a gobful of brickdust whilst performing the act.

Stick to giving her a "frothy walrus", much more tasteful than wiping nasal gum on your blue veined custard pump.

Edited July 15, 200818 yr by Freddie_Hill

Smiffs, why are you sat on your desk...?

 

The gimp chain which is bolted to the ceiling broke and I landed on my desk. I have to wait for one of the office lasses to find me because my feet are strapped to my shoulders with a rigid bar and I cant reach the keys because they fell on the floor.

 

If I'm still here in a couple of hours please call the fire brigade, not because Doris will be wondering where I am, but because I'm not far off touching cloth.

Just after the sinus op...I had some of the most interesting bogies flying out of my nose.

 

A mix of colours, opaque to yellow to lime green and occasionally ruby red.

 

First thing in the morning I used to collect them, roll them and make a giant crusty ball.

 

At the time I never contemplated putting them on the end of my diamond cutter...I feel like I've missed an opportunity.

I suppose there must be a technique, if your snot is a bit runny, then you can smear it all over the shaft. If however, you have some hard crusty ones, I suppose in order to "keep them in place" you would have to force them down your japs eye.

I think a 70/30 mix of the two should get it into a spreadable paste.

I think a 70/30 mix of the two should get it into a spreadable paste.

good point, or if it is very runny, you could thicken it up with some cornflour

I think Bolty might've been right earlier when I shot him down. This is sinking to new levels even for WW!

How about smearing the lumpy bits over a minge during rag week.

 

 

 

(Good Lord I didnt even think I could get that low)

How about smearing the lumpy bits over a minge during rag week.

 

 

 

(Good Lord I didnt even think I could get that low)

you sicken me, you beast

This must be where the term "snot gobbler" originates then ?

 

I nearly typed comes from, but thought against it.

you sicken me, you beast

 

I know I know, but you know what its like when lads are trying to out-sicken each other!

 

 

No doubt by midnight some deviant will admit to happily eating beaver when the decorators are in.

I know I know, but you know what its like when lads are trying to out-sicken each other!

 

 

No doubt by midnight some deviant will admit to happily eating beaver when the decorators are in.

 

Lad I lived in University halls did that once then came out to show us the evidence all over his face.

 

He was the same bloke who sh?gged an asian girl in his room ahilst leaving his door wide open...whilst she rode him, he made her put a paper bag over her head.

Just don't do a google image search for cock snot.

No doubt by midnight some deviant will admit to happily eating beaver when the decorators are in.

Plenty must have done that.

 

A lad I know (certainly not a friend), boasts about "venturing south" once he has shot his muck in there. He reckons he likes to taste his own stuff........he is a bit weird though.........and he is from Nottingham

Just don't do a google image search for cock snot.

 

I did and got this

 

How about smearing the lumpy bits over a minge during rag week.

 

Or sweet and sour sauce as its known in the trade.

Just when you think it cant go any lower.

 

To answer the original question, the term is "climbing into the crow's nest"