Plenty must have done that.

 

A lad I know (certainly not a friend), boasts about "venturing south" once he has shot his muck in there. He reckons he likes to taste his own stuff........he is a bit weird though.........and he is from Nottingham

 

Sick sick sick

 

I'd break her jaw if she gave me a spunky kiss.

Sick sick sick

 

I'd break her jaw if she gave me a spunky kiss.

 

Ahhh, but what would the reaction be if she offered a snotty kiss (obviously after gorging on your bogey ridden manhood)?

 

Another element to the discussion me thinks - would one accept a kiss, after you know full well that you have openly (dirty bitch) or slyly (upstanding fine lady) stuck snot in her gob??

Another element to the discussion me thinks - would one accept a kiss, after you know full well that you have openly (dirty bitch) or slyly (upstanding fine lady) stuck snot in her gob??

 

No, Just a handshake and to bid good day.

Ahhh, but what would the reaction be if she offered a snotty kiss (obviously after gorging on your bogey ridden manhood)?

 

Another element to the discussion me thinks - would one accept a kiss, after you know full well that you have openly (dirty bitch) or slyly (upstanding fine lady) stuck snot in her gob??

 

Too far my friend, too far.

'Holds head in hands'

 

I've just re-read the whole thread and have laid biz in my pants laughing.

Have you ever wondered if your mum kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blow job with snot on his cock?

Bet you have now!!!

Note to Jonathan and Diddlydipshit. Leave now whilst you still have some level of decency

Have you ever wondered if your mum kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blow job with snot on his cock?

Bet you have now!!!

 

Traf, that's got to be one of the most warped posts i've ever seen on here

Edited July 16, 200818 yr by Burndens Bogs

It's just the direction the thread was heading.

Traf, that's got to be one of the most warped posts i've ever seen on here

 

Takes years of training that sort of thing tha knows

Be interesting to hear from the ladies how they would exact revenge if a bogey-related escapade was uncovered.

 

I asked a female last night what she would make of discovering a green bullet placed purposely twixt banjo string and purple ridge. The answer is not breakfast reading so I shall report back later.

 

Other ladies are welcome to have their say.

Other ladies are welcome to have their say.

 

I shall think about this over the morning & report back.

I think she's still chewing...

http://www.cousinconnect.com/p/a/0/s/CROWCOCK

a quality thread

a quality thread

 

In all seriousness, where else would you find such quality?

I've decided. I wouldn't have a relationship with such a caveman, therefore tis a moot point!

I shall think about this over the morning & report back.

 

You've had an hour. We wait with baited breath for your report.

I use the term baited breath in a kind of expression of excited anticipation, not in a warped, Smiffs-style of baited. Just saying like!

So then the baitch reports back a minute short of my post being factual! What a cock!

So then the baitch reports back a minute short of my post being factual! What a cock!

You should've known better, Micky love!

 

:p

just read this through, i dont know whether to cry or laugh or pull my pants down and run round the office!

just read this through, i dont know whether to cry or laugh or pull my pants down and run round the office!

Depends if you are male of female