Just before a willing lady performs a pleasant act on you.

 

Does it have a name?

aye

 

it is known as doing an 'underpants'

aye

 

it is known as doing an 'underpants'

 

 

Duly noted.

 

Has the poster of same name done such a thing?

It is a practice that goes back centuries. In Roman times it had the Latin Name 'snottius willius'

It is a practice that goes back centuries. In Roman times it had the Latin Name 'snottius willius'

 

Obviously I wouldn't dream of doing it (I draw the line at a Dirty Sanchez - I'm not an animal) but it's only natural to be curious about such things.

Just before a willing lady performs a pleasant act on you.

 

Does it have a name?

 

Fucknose!

I've only ever been with nice, pleasant, respectable, ladies so I can't help you on that one.

Just before a willing lady performs a pleasant act on you.

 

Does it have a name?

I would like to think it would be called a "snot-length"

 

"Yeah mate, last night, I pulled this real stunner, she chowed down on my snot-length, it was great"

 

"She was gagging for it, and I could tell she was a dirty bint, so I administered a snot-length to her"

 

"She won't suck it, unless it's a snot-length, she's filthy like that"

 

From a wenches point of view, I wonder what they prefer, putting snot in their mouths, or c?ck.

From a wenches point of view, I wonder what they prefer, putting snot in their mouths, or c?ck.

In the words of David Brent: they're not mutually exclusive!

From a wenches point of view, I wonder what they prefer, putting snot in their mouths, or c?ck.

 

Do you know, I've not really thought about that, strangely enough.

I shall now ponder this.

Do you know, I've not really thought about that, strangely enough.

I shall now ponder this.

 

A lady would say "neither"

You did say 'lady', Smiley.

 

You did say 'lady', Smiley.

 

 

Shut it, Leither!

 

And Smiley. Are you telling me ladies don't pleasure their gents in that manner?

Shut it, Leither!

 

And Smiley. Are you telling me ladies don't pleasure their gents in that manner?

 

oh contraire - they just don't discuss it on open forums.

not when you've just whipped it out of their arse they dont

not when you've just whipped it out of their arse they dont

 

 

You've said that on purpose. You know my views.

And Smiley. Are you telling me ladies don't pleasure their gents in that manner?

 

without doubt, but they don't explain it on open forums

You've said that on purpose. You know my views.

don't knock it until you've tried it

If you wanted to be sly about it I suppose you could always hide the bogey behind your gentleman's ridge. Your nightstick would be through the barricades and doing its dutybefore she'd seen it.

 

Once in, I imagine most ladies are used to a certain amount of residue and fallout and would carry on regardless.

Descending into the depths this one now!

Descending into the depths this one now!

 

Of course, as it started out as oh such a decent thread!

 

Ehhhhhh f?ckin hell, this place brightens me up sometimes.

 

I think NB is trying to say that despite being a sophiticated wench of some social standing, she see's nowt wrong in giving head - and quite rightly so! Its not dirty, its one of those things that all good wimmin do, and if your waiting for her to say 'I just love suckin cock' then it aint gonna happen.

 

 

What she's not saying is whether she'd do it with snot on.

Exactly, what is NOT in question here is No Balls' willingness to fellate men, for that is in no doubt whatsoever, but whether or not she would fellate a man who had wiped snot onto his penis prior. That is an entirely different matter.

 

We need to be very clear on this and as soon as she gives an honest answer we can get on with the rest of our lives.

Exactly, what is NOT in question here is No Balls' willingness to fellate men, for that is in no doubt whatsoever, but whether or not she would fellate a man who had wiped snot onto his penis prior. That is an entirely different matter.

 

We need to be very clear on this and as soon as she gives an honest answer we can get on with the rest of our lives.

Rest easy Maggie. I've had a think about this & it's a definate no!

Different types of bogies need to be questioned here, and thus dismissed from the argument.

 

Surely a crusty little bigger thats been hardening and festering in the back of your snout for a while wouldn't do much harm; or differ the 'taste'. Then there's the proper dangly snotty ones caused after a bout of hayfever or the remnants of a cold. Dangly chewy ones. I can see NB's point if this is the bogey she has in mind.

 

I can imagine some dirty cretin would give their nose a good blow and proceed to smear it all over the shaft. This is the act of a wrong un