Maybe, but jimmyjoojars reet. She does have that naughty secretary look about her. It's the glasses and the prospect of firing white streaks over em..............................

 

Nail on head Bolty, she's got that "filthbag slut" look

 

But the more I read about the woman the more odd she and her family sound, still "would" though!

Hmmm Carol Vorderman. Definate yes.

 

I'd like her to pipe me off with that Countdown clock running at the side, and see if I could race it.

 

Do do, do do, do do do do, doooooooooooo

 

All over her face.

 

 

my thoughts ( nearly ) entirely

also, Tamsin Greig enters this catagory, so I've been told before. But she could, given the chance, make my testicles revolve at speed.

Or this one.

 

One word 'photoshop'

[quote name='no balls' date='Sep 6 2008, 09:57 PM' post='545689'

As most Americans haven't.My stepfather has furniture older than their history!

Ooh, and you missed the bit about the daughter's boyfriend. He's a redneck with a bad attitude. Looks like a nice lad.]

 

 

And a leaky dick!

One word 'photoshop'

 

why do you have to spoil it ?

One word 'photoshop'

 

Talking of which

Guess the pin up before and after PS Pro

why do you have to spoil it ?

 

Its what I do :p

One word 'photoshop'

and another one

Was having the same conversation with a lad at work yesterday, he asked "so how old is too old?"....So i plumped for 55.

 

Turns out i was way out, i'd shag a 63 year old......

 

What's wrong with mousse burger?

Meal and dessert in one.

 

Although the antlers take some chewing.

Although the antlers take some chewing.

 

No you dont eat the antlers, you use them to pick your teeth

Cher is 62.

 

 

I think you would.

Talking of which

Guess the pin up before and after PS Pro

Is it you?

I reckon hardly any of Cher is actually 62.

Is it you?

 

Nope, Lucy Pinder.

I reckon hardly any of Cher is actually 62.

 

 

Her heart, mind, and soul is, and thats all that matters in a person. Anything else is pure vanity.

 

 

And I bet she can suck a golf ball through a straw.

Her heart, mind, and soul is, and thats all that matters in a person. Anything else is pure vanity.

 

 

And I bet she can suck a golf ball through a straw.

 

Deep philosophy followed by filth: a lovely balance you've struck there.

Her heart, mind, and soul is, and thats all that matters in a person. Anything else is pure vanity.

 

 

And I bet she can suck a golf ball through a straw.

 

Not without her teeth falling out.

Not without her teeth falling out.

 

Lets be honest, a blowjob with her teeth out wouldn't be a bad thing would it....Could really go to town with the skull f?cking then, without the fear of the teeth!

One sex education lesson that wouldn't be a bad thing, would be to teach the fairer sex to stretch their upper and lower lips so eventually they are flacid enough to cover their teeth when giving head.

 

A bit like them Africans who put hoops round their necks and bones through their noses, or them funky college types who end up with a curtain ring through their ear lobule.

 

They start off small then before you know it, they have lips like an Indian elephants ear, and no more grating along the purple vein.

Nope, Lucy Pinder.

Which one's the before shot?

Cher is 62.

 

 

I think you would.

ghastly yuk

ghastly yuk

Nasty fuk more like.

Or this one.

I have to admit, much as I detest gun toting Republicans, that pic gives me a twinge.