Now i'm not one for having mucky dreams over political types, but last night I had a f?cking great dream involving John McCain's new running mate...

 

Keep catching the odd newsbite regarding her and can't help thinking behind closed doors this god-loving act would quickly melt and she'd be utter sexual dynamite

 

Anyone else got any guilty secrets....

Edited September 6, 200817 yr by jimmyjoojar

Odd women who float your boat.......

 

Few on here,,,,,,,,,

My mate has a thing for Anne Robinson and Caoline Quentin (which is very odd) - I find Carol Vorderman quite attractive as well (not sure it that counts as odd)

Odd women who float your boat.......

 

Few on here,,,,,,,,,

 

 

Are you saying there's odd wimmin on here who float your boat or just odd wimmin?

I find Carol Vorderman quite attractive as well (not sure it that counts as odd)

 

A bizarre looking woman, sometimes she's top totty and other times she looks like a pig, the older she's got, the better looking she's become

 

Now her off Eastenders who used to be in Shameless in gladly play mud darts with

Now her off Eastenders who used to be in Shameless in gladly play mud darts with

 

Seconded, mucho fun and games with that lass. Though the strap-on can be left at home for Firthy.

A bizarre looking woman, sometimes she's top totty and other times she looks like a pig, the older she's got, the better looking she's become

 

Now her off Eastenders who used to be in Shameless in gladly play mud darts with

this one?

 

 

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/characters...t_terence.shtml

Or this one.

Are you saying there's odd wimmin on here who float your boat or just odd wimmin?

 

 

BOTH

What a great character that Sarah Palin is. She is married to an Eskimo, who has a drink driving conviction (don't know what he was driving at the time). She has strong Christian beliefs, her 17yr old unmarried daughter is 5 months pregnant. Her favourite meal is Moose Burger. She is strongly anti-abortion. She is a member of her local gun club in Alaska and she once belonged to a party that fought for Alaska to be independent from America.

You couldn't make it up

What a great character that Sarah Palin is. She is married to an Eskimo, who has a drink driving conviction (don't know what he was driving at the time). She has strong Christian beliefs, her 17yr old unmarried daughter is 5 months pregnant. Her favourite meal is Moose Burger. She is strongly anti-abortion. She is a member of her local gun club in Alaska and she once belonged to a party that fought for Alaska to be independent from America.

You couldn't make it up

aye, and if they win, one bullet or one 72-year-old-artery-packing-in, away from being the most powerful person on the planet.

aye, and if they win, one bullet or one 72-year-old-artery-packing-in, away from being the most powerful person on the planet.

And she didn't even hold a passport until last year, so hadn't been out of North America

And she didn't even hold a passport until last year, so hadn't been out of North America

As most Americans haven't.My stepfather has furniture older than their history!

Ooh, and you missed the bit about the daughter's boyfriend. He's a redneck with a bad attitude. Looks like a nice lad.

What's wrong with mousse burger?

Meal and dessert in one.

she once belonged to a party that fought for Alaska to be independent from America

to be fair, that bit isn't true. Her husband was a member of the Alaskan Party (or whatever it's called) - she never was (according the the BBC News this morning anyway)

i could be there toy boy

 

Monica Belluci = 44

Mariella Frostrup = 45.

Elle Mcpherson = 45

Sophie Marceu = 41

Pamela Anderson = 41 ( You would wouldn't you )

 

Other women who have aged well but are just to old for me

 

Sophia Loren

Honour Blackman

Raquel Welch

Lauren Bacall

Twiggy

Isobella Rossilini

Goldie Hawn

Chris Norman ( Evert-lloyd )

My mate has a thing for Anne Robinson and Caoline Quentin (which is very odd) - I find Carol Vorderman quite attractive as well (not sure it that counts as odd)

 

Vordermann, yes, without a second thought.

http://www.twiller.fsnet.co.uk/carolvorderman012.jpg

 

Robinson, hmm, wears a nice heel.

Edited September 8, 200817 yr by Smiley

Joanna Lumley.

id let annabel croft buy me a pint of dark mild

id let annabel croft buy me a pint of dark mild

But she's only 42 and actually an attractive woman. She's not a gun totting freak with questionable politics.

id let annabel croft buy me a pint of dark mild

She was on some programme the other day and she's not aged well.

Vordermann, yes, without a second thought.

http://www.twiller.fsnet.co.uk/carolvorderman012.jpg

 

Robinson, hmm, wears a nice heel.

 

I've never understood the Vorderman thing - she does nowt for this kid.

 

If we're talking late 40's then Heather Locklear is the lass you're looking for

Vorderman - my cousin went to school with her - could tell you some stories.

 

That Palin woman - you seen the names of her kids?

 

Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow and Piper.

 

Yanks - loons the lot of em.

Vorderman - my cousin went to school with her - could tell you some stories.

 

That Palin woman - you seen the names of her kids?

 

Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow and Piper.

 

Yanks - loons the lot of em.

 

 

Maybe, but jimmyjoojars reet. She does have that naughty secretary look about her. It's the glasses and the prospect of firing white streaks over em..............................

Hmmm Carol Vorderman. Definate yes.

 

I'd like her to pipe me off with that Countdown clock running at the side, and see if I could race it.

 

Do do, do do, do do do do, doooooooooooo

 

All over her face.