mc.google Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 lets have some credit crunch money saving ideas 1....put a cloth in water and put vinegar on to it wipe over your car windows the night before and this will save on anti-freeze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Don't waste hundreds of pounds on expensive carpet. Simply buy two small pieces - attach them to the bottom of your feet and get that quality carpet feel throughout your home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totty Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Do not waste money on expensive 'ribbed' condoms - just get a normal one and slip a handfull of frozen peas in it before you pop it on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 One of my all time favourites Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate. - Mr. KVL 741Y, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 AVOID parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to 'fast wipe' whenever you leave your car parked illegally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E2Jarstar Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 LADIES: An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted January 29, 2009 Moderators Share Posted January 29, 2009 don't waste money on expensive binoculars, just stand closer to what it is you wish to look at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 LADIES: Dont waste ?4,000 having breast implants, simply insert a empty Muller Light yogurt carton under each cup of your bra and Bobs your uncle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Gretar Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Sweetcorn fans. Save money on toilet paper by simply pouring the stuff straight down the pan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totty Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Paint your lawn blue - then when people on aircraft above look down, they will think you have a pool. not really saving you any money like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Gretar Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Give up smoking by sticking one cigarette from each new pack up a fat friend's arse, filter first, then replacing it in the box. The possibility of putting that one in your mouth will put you off smoking any of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 my personal favourite (and another one that won't save you any money) Make your neighbour think you've been sick by throwing yoghurt and chopped carrot down your top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Gretar Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your own home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Save money on your laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for 50p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Save ?10 on a Friday or Saturday night whore by sitting on your hand till it goes completely numb then 'shine one off' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted January 29, 2009 Moderators Share Posted January 29, 2009 An elastic band smeared with toothpaste makes reusable chewing gum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Gretar Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Manchester United fans. Save money on expensive new kits by simply strapping a large fake penis to your forehead. It is now clear to all, as to your allegiance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Gretar Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Make cheap but effective baby rattles by gluing a lollipop stick to an empty matchbox, then filling it with a dozen woodlice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Gretar Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Foil pick pockets by placing a freshly toasted "Pop Tart" in each pocket. Would-be thieves will quickly rupture the fragile pastry and receive nasty finger burns from the steaming hot jam inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc.google Posted January 29, 2009 Author Share Posted January 29, 2009 when it is raining squirt washing up liquid on your windows and save ?2 quid on the window cleaner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 One of my all time favourites Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate. - Mr. KVL 741Y, Know of a fella who did that, sort of. He was an IT contractor and called his company after his number plate - KVL Consulting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc.google Posted January 29, 2009 Author Share Posted January 29, 2009 one for you girls don't waste money on expensive masscare just save your hubby's old sump oil and top your existing tube up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Gretar Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 DRIVERS: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone while driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc.google Posted January 29, 2009 Author Share Posted January 29, 2009 DRIVERS: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone while driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea. electric all the other one's were funny but this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc.google Posted January 29, 2009 Author Share Posted January 29, 2009 sack your standard butler at 18k a year and get a polish one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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