They cry, they poo and they sleep........I'm starting to get jealous

my little girl is a week old today........

 

im sure she's Nocturnal

Edited April 27, 200917 yr by hughesy

my little girl is a week old today........

 

im sure she's Nocturnal

 

My little girl is 15 and I still have sleepless nights

Mine is 4 days old.......beat that

I didn't realise it was a competition.

 

New dads, eh? Wait until the novelty wears off.

 

Traf the grumpy old dad.

All noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

 

I found out that I am going to be a great uncle yesterday.

 

God that makes me feel old

The problem with kids is, you spend the first 3 years teaching them to Walk and talk , then the next 15 telling them to sit down and shut-up...

I tell you what Squidgy and Dodgy, either you are up early for work or on the end of a school night bender!!!!

All noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

 

I found out that I am going to be a great uncle yesterday.

 

God that makes me feel old

 

you still batting for the others Squidge?

Mine is 4 days old.......beat that

 

Hows fatherhood ??

 

At your new place yet ??

Hows fatherhood ??

 

At your new place yet ??

 

Superb.....other people's are annoying but she's coolio.

 

Moving next month.....at the in-laws up Harwood for a week now.....shame I had to take it as bastard holiday tho, paternity is ?117 a week, pah!

you still batting for the others Squidge?

 

if you're saying he bats for the others: does that make him straight?

[Mine is 4 days old.......

 

I had a paper round at that age, the kids of today they don't know they're born

Edited April 28, 200917 yr by wovlad

Superb.....other people's are annoying but she's coolio.

 

Moving next month.....at the in-laws up Harwood for a week now.....shame I had to take it as bastard holiday tho, paternity is ?117 a week, pah!

 

 

Wetting babies head yet ???

 

Wetting babies head yet ???

 

i still cant get my head round as having a baby !

my little girl is a week old today........

 

im sure she's Nocturnal

 

mines 5 1/2 weeks old ,and the sleepless nights doesn't get any easier yet, up every 2 1/2 hours feeding, and changing shitty nappies with a hangover isn't the best cure .

Its easy, what the feck's wrong with you all ????

 

What is your woman for ???

 

Strap on a pair, and give her a kick, she should be getting up for the baby!!

I tell you what Squidgy and Dodgy, either you are up early for work or on the end of a school night bender!!!!

 

 

Or at work but nights in a keg plant isn't all that bad...

you still batting for the others Squidge?

 

Not since you tried it on with me

I tell you what Squidgy and Dodgy, either you are up early for work or on the end of a school night bender!!!!

Yeh What the hell were they doing up at that time? Weirdos

Yeh What the hell were they doing up at that time? Weirdos

 

Only freaks post after 2am

Only freaks post after 2am

 

 

Grumpy freaks with blood shot eyes or is that just this freak..

Shows my maturity level, when people mention babies my first thought is this

 

 

Wetting babies head yet ???

 

We'll sort summat.........still on joeying duty for the time being.

 

And I can't get over it either, Crampo

We'll sort summat.........still on joeying duty for the time being.

 

And I can't get over it either, Crampo

 

Getting it over is what caused it in the first place kiddo