July 7, 200917 yr Rolf Fucking Harris Some fella from a piling company came to our office to do a seminar. Turns out they'd done a job at Rolf's house. Stood on site with the man himself, piling rig ever so slowly being brought around the corner Piling chap couldnt resist.....can you tell what it is yet? Went down like a lead balloon
July 7, 200917 yr The theme tune to Prisoner Cell Block H was sang by a my mum's mate from Chorley. True story, pop pickers
July 7, 200917 yr The theme tune to Prisoner Cell Block H was sang by a my mum's mate from Chorley. True story, pop pickers Now that's a fucking claim to fame! Apparently my dad helped teach Errol Brown to rollerskate at Navada!
July 7, 200917 yr Cant friggin stand George Gregan, ex Wallaby scrum-half. Cricket wise Ian Healy. Charisma bypass sheep-shagger who clearly hates us from his commentary. Favourite aussie. Richie Benaud. Who else.
July 7, 200917 yr Sons & Daughters, Love and Laughter, Tears & Sadness & Happiness? Thanks for that I've now got that song going round my bloody head
July 7, 200917 yr Or that alter ego one who looks like a paedo! Horrible! Sir Les Patterson.......quality
July 7, 200917 yr Surprised you've got any australians under 30 over there - We've got 6 in our office alone. I swear there's more Australians in London than actual Londoners Our head office in London is full of the f?ckers, as ignorant as f?ck on the phone.
July 7, 200917 yr Can of worms there pal. The aboriginals could also be argued to be interlopers. Walked down from equatorial regions when Terra Australis was part on the main land mass. Point is - would you want to be called that anyway? Fcuking insult in my eyes. I need to check this, but I'm sure Australia has never been joined to any other land mass whilst homo sapiens were astride the globe. Which must mean Abs grow on trees. I'm sure Satan has a (non photoshopped, obviously) picture of seeds you can buy that grow Abos.
July 7, 200917 yr Think the Abbos were the first folk to make boats and travel on water (40,000 years ago?) Hats off to them for that Been on the piss ever since celebrating.
July 7, 200917 yr I need to check this, but I'm sure Australia has never been joined to any other land mass whilst homo sapiens were astride the globe. Which must mean Abs grow on trees. I'm sure Satan has a (non photoshopped, obviously) picture of seeds you can buy that grow Abos. Check to your hearts content Spider. Not sure about em growing on trees but, apparently, you can help develop them with some sort of hinged device some telemarketers sell down here.
July 7, 200917 yr I need to check this, but I'm sure Australia has never been joined to any other land mass whilst homo sapiens were astride the globe. Which must mean Abs grow on trees. I'm sure Satan has a (non photoshopped, obviously) picture of seeds you can buy that grow Abos. Christ, if the dopey twats actually argue the point to that far back, the majority of Europe and Africa as we know it would have no claim to their country either. Their ancestral heritage is bloody straightforward compared to ours!
Glenn McGrath
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