He is going to predict the lottery balls on Weds then tell us how to do it on Friday so by that method on we should all be winners on Saturday

Saw the trailer to that. I got bored in the 30 seconds it took to tell me the show will be shite.

He is going to predict the lottery balls on Weds then tell us how to do it on Friday so by that method on we should all be winners on Saturday

 

I will tune in,like that Derren Brown guy

He is going to predict the lottery balls on Weds then tell us how to do it on Friday so by that method on we should all be winners on Saturday

If we all watch it and the numbers come up, we'll get about a quid each

If we all watch it and the numbers come up, we'll get about a quid each

 

Less than that: don't forget the donation to the "good causes"

there is defo a system to it

 

 

not worked it out yet

there is defo a system to it

 

 

not worked it out yet

 

A system to what?

The numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6 have as much chance of winning as any other sequence of numbers - but you'd probably win less, due to the fact that a lot of lazy numpties will pick 'em.

 

Or am i talking b@ll@cks?

I went watching him at the Lowry, by fuck he was good. He admits it is all trickery, balancing probability and the like. Very clever man he is.

 

I gave up trying to work out how he did things after about half an hour because there was fucks chance of doing it. Once I'd realised that and just sat back, it was much more enjoyable than thinking 'fight fair you cheating cunt'.

I went watching him at the Lowry, by fuck he was good. He admits it is all trickery, balancing probability and the like. Very clever man he is.

 

I gave up trying to work out how he did things after about half an hour because there was fucks chance of doing it. Once I'd realised that and just sat back, it was much more enjoyable than thinking 'fight fair you cheating cunt'.

 

 

That's the thing isn't it

 

If he was an illusionist you'd look for the trickery

 

But he says it's just reading people's signals... which annoys me, because I haven't the faintest idea how you do that, why doesn't he give us at least one or two little hints?

I remember watching his first series where he goes to the bookie at the race track with a losing ticket and got paid out.

I like him!

I remember watching his first series where he goes to the bookie at the race track with a losing ticket and got paid out.

I like him!

Sorry, don't like him, but if he were to predict the 6 lottery numbers, I'd be impressed. I don't think he'll manage it.

Edited September 7, 200916 yr by boltondiver

Bet he's sponsored by Camelot. can you imagine the extra ticket sales if every gullible f?cker spent a quid on his 6 numbers?

"I'm getting the word..........nonce"

As an aside I bought ?50 worth of lucky dips on Saturday and won fuckall

I remember watching his first series where he goes to the bookie at the race track with a losing ticket and got paid out.

I like him!

 

 

Never watched him, but I'm guessing that might have been the 100th take with the 100th ticket.

 

or 109th

 

or 267th

 

or 301st

As an aside I bought ?50 worth of unlucky dips on Saturday and won fuckall

As an aside I bought ?50 worth of lucky dips on Saturday and won fuckall

 

So you found a productive way to spend that big win you had at the bookies the other week then?

It would appear he's doing it live and after the time has passed for tickets to be bought.

 

He will prove it's live by showing a news channel next to him or something similar i think.

 

Fuck knows how he does this kind of thing but he'll rake in from advertising on Wednesday about the same as a lottery win so I shouldn't imagine he's that arsed either way if he guesses 1 number right.

The thing is, and he is quite open in what he does, he makes you believe him.

Going back to the bit with the bookie. He got a woman to go to him with the losing ticket & he told her it didn't win. He went with the same ticket & got paid out. So, I reckon he'll not predict them but we'll think he has.

Did that make sense?

The power of persuasion is immense.

Having thought about this, I'd say Camelot have a lot to lose by this guy getting anywhere near correct. Folk will stop doing it if they think there's any suggestion that a 'system' could win the jackpot.

The thing is, and he is quite open in what he does, he makes you believe him.

Going back to the bit with the bookie. He got a woman to go to him with the losing ticket & he told her it didn't win. He went with the same ticket & got paid out. So, I reckon he'll not predict them but we'll think he has.

Did that make sense?

The power of persuasion is immense.

 

I think you're right nb. Something like that anyway.

Having thought about this, I'd say Camelot have a lot to lose by this guy getting anywhere near correct. Folk will stop doing it if they think there's any suggestion that a 'system' could win the jackpot.

 

There's no system to the lottery: it's only glorified bingo FFS!

I wasn't saying there was but if this geezer picks some winning numbers then folk would assume there to be.

Put 49 numbered ping pong balls into your tumble dryer and set the dryer going.

 

Mid-tumble, open the door and the first 6 out are your numbers: the 7th is the bonus ball.

 

That's how Camelot got the idea in the first place. It can't fail. YHIHF