woman carted out of his house on a stretcher

woman carted out of his house on a stretcher

 

Im presuming Tiger?

Some reason typed it twice and cant figure out how to delete , apologies.

Edited December 8, 200916 yr by Big_Sharps

woman carted out of his house on a stretcher

who putter there?

woman carted out of his house on a stretcher

 

 

I hope the paramedics drive her away for treatment.....

A little birdie told me she looked a bit green

 

with a slice of luck she won't be dead

A little birdie told me she looked a bit green

 

with a slice of luck she won't be dead

 

probably something bad for tee

anyone got any links?

She was feeling a bit under par so had a lie down.

She was feeling a bit under par so had a lie down.

 

Let's just hope she isn't left with some kind of handicap

Turns out she was feeling a little bit anaemic (sp) should have taken some iron.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8401706.stm

 

Maybe its a joke and somone putt her upto it.

am not sure how to putt this but she probably deserved it....

They have narrowed it down to any one of 300 women.

Edited December 8, 200916 yr by boltondiver

The curse of Gillette strikes again first of all Henry ruins his career and now Woods......

 

I bet Federer is shitting himself.

Let's just hope she isn't left with some kind of handicap

 

What? Jordan has left Harvey there

was it is wife or one of is BIRDIE,S

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What? Jordan has left Harvey there

well if she dies , its a fair way to go

was it is wife or one of is BIRDIE,S

 

I heard the wife refused to join in with several other COUPLES.

She didn't seem too CHIPPER, it's definitely the thin end of the wedge.

Not over yet, more to come out of the woods yet. apparently he was out clubbing last night.

I bet it was just a faldo they have to assume on a John Daly basis there has been some Fred Funky business going on?

 

You know what women are like, he'll just buy her a Justin Rose and it'll be reet

Mrs Woods heard a scream coming from upstairs, she went to investigate, a FAIRWAY up the stairs

she suddenly stopped, her son was sat on the step, he had a BOGEY hanging from his nose and he pointed out of the window 'BIRDIE' he shouted, 'Yes dear its an EAGLE' now stop picking your nose otherwise you'll have a DOUBLE BOGEY. She carried on up the stairs only to hear another scream 'GET IN THE HOLE', the PITCH of scream seemed to indicate that whatever was making the noise was coming from the 18TH bedroom. Picking up the IRON for protection she slowly moved towards the room, walking past one of the open bedrooms she saw CADDYshack on the television. This film was on a PAR with weekend at bernie's as one of her favourite films she quickly thought and carried on walking. Slowly opening the door she saw Tiger with a blonde women, the blondes GREEN dress was pulled up to her waste and Mrs Woods could clearly see Tiger's FOUR BALLS, as he was born with two additional balls as a child. Mrs Woods threw the IRON hitting the WOOD of the BUNK her aim was poor a CHIP SHOT across the room and hit the blonde in the arse HOLE, 'HOLE IN ONE' Mrs Woods yelled and walked out of the room......The End

 

Christ i'm bored........anyone own a gun!!

Was there any fore play?

Turns out its his Mother in Law, I bet her par's not too pleased either.