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Fantasy Celebrity Deathpool

Who would you take out?

 

1. George Galloway. (I might use another bullet, just to be sure)

2. Jo Brand.

3. Jack Straw.

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mascherano

platini

david dunn

 

and i'd just use the gun to beat kerry katona to death

Jordan

Kerry Katona

Paris Hilton

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Platini is a good call, Blatter will be dead soon hopefully too.

All 3 bullets on Jordan... :shiftyninja:

Katie Price

Alex Reid

Peter Andre

ronnie irani

jason cundy

alan green

 

 

with wenger stood behind so if i miss, the bullet aint wasted

Edited by Casino

Jordan

Kerry Katona

Paris Hilton

 

ill load the gun for you.

Chris Moyles

Jordan/Katie Price

Graham Norton

 

Then I'd use the empty gun to pistol-whip Max Clifford around the head with

Chris Moyles

Jordan/Katie Price

Graham Norton

 

Then I'd use the empty gun to pistol-whip Max Clifford around the head with

 

no 4 in my list.

 

he's the reason these non-celebrities exist in the 1st place!

Katie Price

Alex Reid

Peter Andre

 

I'd just have him on the next UFC show over here against any halfway decent MMA fighter.

 

Just to see his smashed up face plastered all over the mainstream media after rampage/bisping/Ortiz has destroyed him.

Wan, Gok

 

Morgan, Piers

 

Howard, Michael

Barry Knight (Still)

 

Mark Clattenburg

 

Jordan (After i've had an hours fun with her)

 

Subs -

 

Max Clifford

 

Anjem Choudary

 

Heather Mills

1. Gary Neville (nuff said)

 

2. Terry Christian - complete and utter twat

 

3. The MD of Punch Brewerys for letting my local go to the dogs and shutting down.

 

And if i can sneak a machette attack in id like to butcher Stock-Aitken-Waterman to bits for successfully ruining 1980's-90's the shitheads

Stevo from super league, arrogant prick

Kerry Katona, worst image from warrington ever

Gary neville stood in front of Gallas - both cnuts

Piers Morgan - cnut

 

John Aldridge - cnut

 

Ronaldo - cnut

Tony Blair

Harriet Harman

Peter Mandleson

Any size zero model- get a few stake puds down and grow some tits

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad- before football's the last thing on our minds

Kim Jong Il- see above

Jordan - the woman is a waste of oxygen.

Gary Neville - because he's Gary Neville.

Gary Lineker - he wouldn't be so smug with a 9mm slug in his head.

Steven Gerrard

Mascherano

Carragher

#5 should i come across another bullet. Piers Morgan.

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Nick Griffin - Vile little man

David Cameron - Just to make sure he does'nt run the country.

Alan Davies - Comedian, that bloke is cheating a living

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