Dont know if its me whats noticed, but a few messageboards i visit, its just a complete lack of humour compared to a few year ago. I could divide my time laughing my tits off at the posts on differant websites. It was better than watching the telly by far. It must be the sign of the times. This site is still kicking.

Dont know if its me whats noticed, but a few messageboards i visit, its just a complete lack of humour compared to a few year ago. I could divide my time laughing my tits off at the posts on differant websites. It was better than watching the telly by far. It must be the sign of the times. This site is still kicking.

 

Not just the messageboards mick imo.Pubs,the workplace,the football match,the telly etc.

Life in the UK is seriously lacking in humour these days.

Not just the messageboards mick imo.Pubs,the workplace,the football match,the telly etc.

Life in the UK is seriously lacking in humour these days.

I think it's because we are being turned into a nanny state by the bed wetting soft f?ckers who want to control our lives, H & S, watersheds you can't eat this you can't drink that we are adults being treated like kids. IMO

Remember when I used to get the whole office (15-20) people doing the Mexican Wave some afternoons.

You'd always have one stresshead not joining in - saying they were too busy for such childish antics..... but it was a daft moment that made everyone forget work for 20 seconds, have a quick smile, giggle - remember that life has its fun moments... and then back to the grind.

 

Anyhow, there's no duller forum than the Overdale one. Some right miserable gits on there.

Remember when I used to get the whole office (15-20) people doing the Mexican Wave some afternoons.

You'd always have one stresshead not joining in - saying they were too busy for such childish antics..... but it was a daft moment that made everyone forget work for 20 seconds, have a quick smile, giggle - remember that life has its fun moments... and then back to the grind.

 

Anyhow, there's no duller forum than the Overdale one. Some right miserable gits on there.

 

Do yer think so Smiley, i think its the Creme-de-la-creme

Edited February 17, 201016 yr by Breightmet Boy

Good subject Mike.

 

It's all the do-gooders, you can't say this and you can't say that for the fear of upsetting someone.

 

We have to be mindful that there is always 'one' who will complain and rip something apart and see something 'in it' that wasn't.

 

Hopefully calling someone a queer sausage jockey on here won't upset anyone

On about being treated like kids, I got off the match bus at the 'bok and walked down to the ground, a steward told me I couldn't cross the road until he said it was safe, what the fuckery is going on, I told him to fuck off and went across without getting killed or forcing anyone to slam on, yet there were about 20 folk waiting for him to tell them it was safe to cross, unbefuckinlievable.

Edited February 17, 201016 yr by athywhite1958

You vill do as you're told

 

Good subject Mike.

 

It's all the do-gooders, you can't say this and you can't say that for the fear of upsetting someone.

 

We have to be mindful that there is always 'one' who will complain and rip something apart and see something 'in it' that wasn't.

 

Hopefully calling someone a queer sausage jockey on here won't upset anyone

 

Oy Happy you big queer sausage jockey.

Oy Happy you big queer sausage jockey.

I was just pissing by your doooor.

I cannot belive my son, Just sneeked on my computer and posted that.

I cannot belive my son, Just sneeked on my computer and posted that.

 

In keeping with the ethical tone of this thread

 

Who in the name of fucking hell let you breed with them?

In keeping with the ethical tone of this thread

 

Who in the name of fucking hell let you breed with them?

 

Sorry i am a good boy now, so i will not lower my self to your standards.

have a nice evening Mr spider.

Sorry i am a good boy now, so i will not lower my self to your standards.

have a nice evening Mr spider.

 

That's Mr Spider Sir to you

 

I'm depressed

I am very depressed at the moment,FFS CMON BOLTON

 

 

On about being treated like kids, I got off the match bus at the 'bok and walked down to the ground, a steward told me I couldn't cross the road until he said it was safe, what the fuckery is going on, I told him to fuck off and went across without getting killed or forcing anyone to slam on, yet there were about 20 folk waiting for him to tell them it was safe to cross, unbefuckinlievable.

 

So stewards are now 'in charge' of our safety on the way to the ground aswell? Well, in that case, they can come and collect me from my door and deliver me to the ground free of charge, ensuring my safety. Preferably donkey back styleee!

 

On a serious note, it is ridculous that we are now being told we are unable to correctly judge when a road is safe to cross!!

How can i teach my children how to cross if im incapable myself?

Its all a big fat load of b*ll*cks. With hair on.

tell you what i think.

 

If people get told long and hard enough that the world has gone to ratshit and they'll be lucky to feed the kids, eventually they will start to believe it.

 

Panic, induced by the media, govt., banks has got to everyone on some level. If you own a house, chances are you're dreading it being worth thruppence this time next week. If you rent, your wodering if your landlord is going to sell up or increase your rent.

 

It spreads and ultimately people have to adapt their lifestyles accordingly and thats when the arguments start, it's when people start drinking and eventually the depression sets in.

 

Therefore, my suggestion is to use up every scrap of credit you can, then tell the fuckers you're not paying.

When ever i feel down, i just buy a new app for my iphone, take dog out or go play footy. Depressed people have reasons, it's better to smile and enjoy and help the sad feel better.

There is a growing army spawned from Tony blairs nanny state regime that are making everyones life at least twice as hard as it needs to be.

 

Simple things made harder by people who don't know shit from clay for no more reward and no less risk.

 

The way things are going no skilled men will be left in this country if things carry on at the rate they are and we'll end up a backward nation

One thing i don't understand is this:

 

People need money, money is made out of paper, why not make loads more and give out money, people will become a lot happier.

 

They could of done this for Haiti.

 

But i guess it's not that simple, or else this would of happened already.

 

I've started playing lottery again, if i win, i'm gonna make my family really happy

that eastenders has a lot to answ for

One thing i don't understand is this:

 

People need money, money is made out of paper, why not make loads more and give out money, people will become a lot happier.

 

They could of done this for Haiti.

 

But i guess it's not that simple, or else this would of happened already.

 

I've started playing lottery again, if i win, i'm gonna make my family really happy

 

 

Diddledick for PM

I actually laughed out loud at the last two comments, still not depressed in this household anyway, and yours aswell Barry.

Edited February 18, 201016 yr by leigh white

we have a a 'funny half hour' at on a friday at work, on the advertising floor. Three women recreate the film they are currently selling. yes, its as funny a gargling chewing baccy.

 

A small insight into the side splitting comic world of 'media selling', or as as normal people call it, putting adverts in papers.

 

 

People need money, money is made out of paper, why not make loads more and give out money, people will become a lot happier.

 

 

 

 

Sounds remarkably like Labours economic policy