The mother of the 5yr old from Oldham taken hostage in Pakistan has made an emotional appeal,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

can somebody cover his shift in the shop this Saturday .......

Not a joke but can someone explain what the shitting hell this alleged British 5 year old was doing in some outpost rather than in fucking school where they should be?

 

Prosecute the parents you shithouses.

The mother of the 5yr old from Oldham taken hostage in Pakistan has made an emotional appeal,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

can somebody cover his shift in the shop this Saturday .......

 

 

what are the hours and pay

what are the hours and pay

 

minimum wage and you have to wear company uniform....

 

burka.

Is it just me, or does anyone else watch the parents on the news and think to themselves there is more to this than meets the eye?

 

(I sicken myself etc etc . . . . . )

Pakis ragheads sandwogs....whatever....its a 5 year old child for fucks sake.

 

Not a joke but can someone explain what the shitting hell this alleged British 5 year old was doing in some outpost rather than in fucking school where they should be?

 

Prosecute the parents you shithouses.

 

Visiting family during half term weren't they?

Anyone remember the joke about a census in a pakistani village, and Bolton Bank Holidays?

Anyone remember the joke about a census in a pakistani village, and Bolton Bank Holidays?

 

No, remind us all, please?

Visiting family during half term weren't they?

 

Long half term holiday.....obvious that the mum and child were on their first trip to that wonderful country. WTF!!!!

 

Half term was over two weeks ago!!!! not the same tight rules that I have to stick to for my daughter but if you are Islam then the headmasters and mistresses will fall over themselves to give you whatever time you want off for whatever religious festival crap in order not to be remotely thought of as RACIALIST.

May go to an Islamic school, fuck knows. Still, let's all invent a load of propaganda.

I only hope the poor lads ok, nothing else could possibly enter my head about holiday times etc. FFS.

May go to an Islamic school, fuck knows. Still, let's all invent a load of propaganda.

 

Aye it was the Muslim christmas (birth of Mohammed) t'other week or Little Eid so islamic schools would've had there holidays to coincide with that.

another Shannon Matthews scenario perhaps?

another Shannon Matthews scenario perhaps?

 

or another Maddy McCann where the parents know a lot more than they let on (allegedly)

Aye it was the Muslim christmas (birth of Mohammed) t'other week or Little Eid so islamic schools would've had there holidays to coincide with that.

 

are you sure?

 

it was milad an nabi

 

 

eids are much later in the year, 2010

Edited March 8, 201016 yr by Casino

are you sure?

 

it was milad an nabi

 

 

eids are much later in the year, 2010

I always thought Little Eid was for Mohammeds birthday, ah well back to the lefty school of yoghurt knitting for me!

 

After a bit of research it turns out

 

'Little Eid' is traditionally the one at the end of Ramadan although in most british muslims it is the bigger celebration

 

and the big eid isn't anything to do with cloughy it's actually after the Hajj

 

so now you know, and knowledge is power!

Edited March 8, 201016 yr by frank_spencer

me n my belly know when eid is

A Banker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

 

As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.

 

More than a little distraught, the Banker grabs his mobile and calls the police.

 

Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'

 

After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.

 

'I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Bankers are,' he

says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'

 

'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.

 

The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'

 

The Banker looks down in horror.

 

'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...

who wears their watch on their right wrist

 

is nothing sacred?

He got some petrol splashed on his left arm then that ignited, the Police arrested him for possession of a fire arm. Am I right?

 

 

my pal told me he is shagging a pair of twins, i said "thats must be fantastic but do you not get confussed, how do you tell who is who". "Easy" he said "Jane has got long blonde hair and blue eyes, and Mike has a mustache"

 

 

 

Day 353 in the Big Brother coffin, Jade has been asleep for 8,472 hours !

 

 

 

Why do women have to wear knickers?

 

Because its the law, The Health & Safety at Work Act 1974 states "All manholes must be covered when not in use"

My name is Josef Fritzel and having no Windows was my idea

My name is Josef Fritzel and having no Windows was my idea

 

My name is Kate McCann and leaving Windows open was my idea.

 

 

My name is Harvey Price and licking Windows was my idea