Who the feck thought that was a good idea? Just bought my first pair of jeans with this contraption on the front and I nearly pissed my pants going to the bog tonight.

Who the feck thought that was a good idea? Just bought my first pair of jeans with this contraption on the front and I nearly pissed my pants going to the bog tonight.

 

Have you still got a ghost in your loft?

Have you still got a ghost in your loft?

 

 

Yes, and other strange things have happend since, very strange. That loft thing has, excuse the pun, spooked me.

 

They are fookin shite.

 

A craze that won't go away.

 

An all day session means 15-20 grapples with your flies.

 

Murder.

Eh ?

 

Am I missing someting here ? To open them you just pull the open from the top, open quicker than a zip. Doing them up is never that easy though!

I thought all good quality jeans had buttons.

 

It's only the ?3.99-?9.99 primark classics that have zips

Do what I do and cut the buttons off

Do what I do and cut the buttons off

Nature and fresh air eh or just for the ladettes?

Yes, and other strange things have happend since, very strange. That loft thing has, excuse the pun, spooked me.

 

 

Go on, what happened, I must have missed that post.

Go on, what happened, I must have missed that post.

 

 

Got home one day and the hatch to my loft was fully open which I thought was odd as I live on my own. You need a set of ladders to get to it and as it's got no hinges it has to be pushed up and moved to the one side. Anyway on noticing this I armed myself with a cricket bat, knife and a tourch and went up for a butchers - nothing there, and as there is no access to my loft from either side I can only assume that Casper has been trespassing. Since then I have noticed some clothing has gone missing and a pentangle in blood has appeared on my kitchen wall........ ok I made that last bit up but clothing has gone missing. Maybe my oldtimers is setting in

Edited March 7, 201016 yr by Underpants

Didn't happen to be windy on the day your loft hatch opened itself?

 

Our last house had a lightweight hatch and would often pop open when it was windy, I presume something to do with vacuums and all that?

Who the feck thought that was a good idea? Just bought my first pair of jeans with this contraption on the front and I nearly pissed my pants going to the bog tonight.

 

49 and just got your first pair of 501's? Slipped under the style council radar for all that time?

 

Ticket.

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Edited March 9, 201016 yr by Big City Girl

I've always preferred them to be honest.

 

When you go on a 3 day bender, the chances of shitting yourself are 'fair to moderate'. You then need to get shut of your undergarments in the cistern of the nearest toilet.

 

You're then drunk and riding bareback.

 

The chances of you then catching your cock in a zip are 'high to definate'.

 

The chances of getting any lady love with shit up your back and blood all over your cock are (depending on where you're supping) 'low to zero'.

prefer buttons, especially when im pissed dont really trust a fly

button fly are easier, prefer them tbh, just got some george stetch jeans for 12.. comfiest ones ive ever worn, !!

button fly are easier, prefer them tbh, just got some george stetch jeans for 12.. comfiest ones ive ever worn, !!

 

 

Have to agree. Far easier to whipit out when yer bitch is ready for it.

Have to agree. Far easier to whipit out when yer bitch is ready for it.

 

i see what you did there

i see what you did there

 

 

Not completely, apparently

aye, just noticed the other one