office discussion on funny songs with everton and spurs fan

 

had a couple

 

"you haven't got foreskins" when we played spurs in response to "we've only scored 14"

 

and

 

"he shoots he scores he'll eat your labrador"

 

need some more we've done over the years, either for our players or topical piss taking out of the opposition

 

rack your brains lads

Dont know if its that funny but surely the strangest Bolton song is "We keep chickens in are back garden and feed them on India corn" god knows where it comes from and what relevance it has to football or Bolton, does any one know the origin?

At City once, Cheer up Francis Lee, how bad can it be ? To be a bog paper maker with a shit football team.

"And youuuu push the damper in and yer pull the damper out

 

but the smoke goes up the chimney just the saaaaame,

 

and yer push the damper in and yer pull the damper out

 

but the smoke goes up the chimney just the saaaaame,

 

Staaaaaaaar of the eeeeeeeevning shining on yer shithouse waaaaaaaaaaaaall,

 

Staaaaaaaar of the eeeeeeeevening shining on yer shithouse waaaaaaaaaaaaall"

 

One of my favorites

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Nicky Hunt's a Wanderer,

He Wears a Wanderer's Kit

Ask him about United and he'll say they're Fcukin shit

He'll score them with his left foot, He'll score them with his Right.

And when we play the Munich scum, he'll fucking score all night

 

Sang in North Lower v Reading 2007 won 3-0, dunno who thought it up!

 

EDIT: I am sure Col made it up, after 15 minutes solid singing it the whole stand were joining in, fantastic!

 

I have never heard it sang since

Edited March 18, 201016 yr by Danny G

"In for a week and out for a month,

In for a week and out for a month,

In for a week and out for a month,

DUNCAN IS A TAMPON"

"In for a week and out for a month,

In for a week and out for a month,

In for a week and out for a month,

DUNCAN IS A TAMPON"

 

Was that refering to being in the Everton Team or Jail??

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Nicky Hunt's a Wanderer,

He Wears a Wanderer's Kit

Ask him about United and he'll say they're Fcukin shit

He'll score them with his left foot, He'll score them with his Right.

And when we play the Munich scum, he'll fucking score all night

 

Sang in North Lower v Reading 2007 won 3-0, dunno who thought it up!

 

EDIT: I am sure Col made it up, after 15 minutes solid singing it the whole stand were joining in, fantastic!

 

I have never heard it sang since

 

sure was me

 

posh spice is a slapper, shes got no feckin tits

and when shes shaggin beckham, shes thinking of ricketts

he"ll do her in the ars%hole, he"ll do her in her mouth

and when he"s finished with the slag

he"ll send her back down south

not a bolton song but it made me piss when i heard about it

 

after delia smith infamously came on the pitch at carrow road shouting"were are you, were are you"

 

chelsea fans the following week chanted to norwich fans, we've got abramovich, you've got a crazy bitch!

 

i've always liked he drinks he drives he spits in peoples eyes el hadji diouf, el hadji diouf,

 

after he got in a bit of bother with the police for domestic abuse to his wife it changed for a couple of games to he drinks he drives he'll twat your fuckin wife el hadji diouf, el hadji diouf

 

im not condoning spitting or domestic abuse i might add.

We had joy

We had fun

We had United on the run

 

But the joy did not last

Cos the bastards ran too fast

sure was me

 

posh spice is a slapper, shes got no feckin tits

and when shes shaggin beckham, shes thinking of ricketts

he"ll do her in the ars%hole, he"ll do her in her mouth

and when he"s finished with the slag

he"ll send her back down south

 

Me and the lads I go to the game with have sang that on a few occasions this season, for Sam.

Was that refering to being in the Everton Team or Jail??

 

Both...!

 

"Out of Europe Twice in a week,

Out of Europe Twice in a week,

Out of Europe Twice in a week,

MOYESIE IS A GENIUS"

 

 

"in for a Month and out 10 Years

in for a Month and out 10 Years

in for a Month and out 10 Years,

EVERTON IN EUROPE"

On the Diouf theme also

 

"He'll spit in a minute, spit in a minute..."

"Let me tell you a story bout a N***A named Jobe....."

 

 

 

To the tune of Mistletoe & Wine

 

"Kevin Poole can't remember school

He's dead old but he's still cool

He sits on the subs bench for most of the year

But when we play cup games he seems to appear."

 

I am reliably informed this made it onto the Superbok fueled streets of Portugal...

To the tune of Mistletoe & Wine

 

"Kevin Poole can't remember school

He's dead old but he's still cool

He sits on the subs bench for most of the year

But when we play cup games he seems to appear."

 

I am reliably informed this made it onto the Superbok fueled streets of Portugal...

 

i only recently found out they sell that over here. good times

i only recently found out they sell that over here. good times

 

I had a bottle of the stuff at Burger King at Middlebrook on Sunday Afternoon, not sure why they sell Portuguese Lager??

We've got a Wales international

I had a bottle of the stuff at Burger King at Middlebrook on Sunday Afternoon, not sure why they sell Portuguese Lager??

 

 

I had a bottle of the stuff at Burger King at Middlebrook on Sunday Afternoon, not sure why they sell Portuguese Lager??

 

 

Excellent eatery was there at dinner today, only supping soft drinks though, next time im in there i'll look for the bock

he drinks,he drives,and spits and beats his wife..el hadgi diouf!!

id write 'the kevin ollson song'..but its not that funny really.

there was once a utd fan his name was jim

and somebody threw tomatoes at him

now tomatoes dont hurt cause theyre covererd in skin

but these bastards did they were still in the tin

e for b for stuart lee //

aaao aaao aaao

gooopa gooopa gooppa

ha ha ha ha ha ha

aaao aao aao

eww ee David Lee

I say eww ee David Lee

 

(Dave Higson, Roadrunner Video's Circa 1992)

EYES RIGHT!!!!!!!!