mr_disco

"There's only one Stevie Wonder Blind as a bat Bald as a twat Walking in Stevie Wonder land" Bloke on the Burnden Terrace loved trying to get that going in the mid-90s

Can't really argue with most of Evatt's business over the years but £800k (on a budget in League One) on Vic and Dan is up there with Coyle's acquisition of Marvin Sordell.

Well, all of those records were released long before glam rock was a thing. T-Rex, David Bowie, Roxy Music... Moron(s)?

A manager of a football team, at any level, should be an ambassador for the values that club represents. A manager of one of the oldest and proudest clubs in the league to be caught ramming his forehead into the face of an opposition player is sub Sunday league form. The pressure of managing a club the size of Bolton and the position it finds itself in is obviously getting to Evatt. I like Evatt but it's clear he has his own issues outside of the game itself but if he can't keep a clear head and manage a football team it's time for him to move on.

All about growing into the tournament. England were proper shit in the group stage in 1990. Winged it into the quarters after that Platt goal and a proper brutal eye opener against Cameroon. Absolutely heroic performance in the semis and would've probably won the final but never had a penalty shoot out to learn from/Shilton. We will beat Holland on Wednesday and it's all about bollocks in the final. Which we will win. Against Spain. 3-2.

"Baxter at the back Aaron Collins in attack We've got Paris, Sheehan and Tommo On the bench we've got Cameron Jerome Ole ole ole"

"Baxter at the back Aaron Collins in attack We've got Paris, Sheehan and Tommo On the bench we've got Cameron Jerome Ole ole ole"

After reading his Wikipedia page (unbelievable I know) this weirdo has been banned from several away grounds and even Fratton Park for spells. How the fuck does he get away with bringing a bugle and an old school bell into grounds?

Went out with a girl from Stoke and she kept banging on about oatcakes and how wonderful they were. I was expecting a biscuit or something similar. Turned out to be some kind of savoury pancake she put ham and cheese on then rolled it up like a big cheesy joint. No idea what your clients gave you.

Worked in a pub whilst at uni in Sheff. Ward's was pronounced Wahrds (rhymes with yards) and Stone's was pronounced Stonnes. Still, they know how to knock out a belting pork, stuffing, apple sauce and crackling barm over there.

Climb Down From Your Scaffolding (And Into My Heart) '98 Remix - Lionel Carruthers & The Bullwinkles

This bloke goes under the radar as far as inspiration for Alan Partridge goes.