Book of Eli - Denzel Washington - took two attempts to watch it all the way through - a bit of a duff Mad Max type film. Watchable. 4/10

 

Green Zone - Matt Damon - enjoyed it, always like films based out in Middle East, etc. 7/10

 

Planet 51 - was enjoying it til I nodded off, kids liked it - must be good. 6/10

 

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - see above - 6/10

 

Good Will Hunting - Matt Damon/Robin Williams - look, there was fook all else on this Saturday just gone, never seen it before - quite enjoyed - the scene were Robin Williams was going on about his late wife farting in bed had me in tears - half decent. Oh, and Minnie Driver looked far better than I can ever remember. 7/10

 

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - its Swedish so no famous actors/actresses - great thriller - didn't bother me that it was in subtitles great revenge scene on the pervy Probation Officer- looking forward to the 2nd in the trilogy in the next week or so - well worth the watch and highly recommended. 9/10

 

That's me, Jonathan Woss, over and out.

Some 25 yr old lad in our office had never heard of The Usual Suspects. Wish I could watch that for the first time again.

just watched a film called snowpiercer, have to admit I put off watching it coz I thought it would be shit,

 

highly recommended!

Watched the new Robocop last night.

 

Wish I hadn't.

 

Weak.

 

3/10

This new robocop

 

Not seen it

 

But it's like an electric fence

 

I know I shouldn't touch it and what will happen if I do

 

But will do it anyway, just to see what it's like

 

Total recall was the same

 

Upsetting

favourite tarantino film

 

true romance, followed by basterds

This new robocop

 

Not seen it

 

But it's like an electric fence

 

I know I shouldn't touch it and what will happen if I do

 

But will do it anyway, just to see what it's like

 

Total recall was the same

 

Upsetting

I didn't doTotal Recall, I knew it would be wrong.

You've only got yourself to blame if you touch Robocop

 

I bet you used to lick batteries.

Trance. There's 90 mins I won't get back. That bird had a great figure naked but looked like a mon. CBA even rating it.

favourite tarantino film

 

true romance, followed by basterds

So a good taste in Movies if not football managers

 

Both amazing fillums

favourite tarantino film

 

true romance, followed by basterds

it's not a tarantino film, as he only wrote the script

 

Jsl but you knew that already

Christoph Waltz is splendid in it

Enjoyed that Grand Budapest Hotel, but could see it not being to some folk's taste. Easily best Wes Anderson film I've seen.

The Counsellor - 2.5/10. What a total waste of a good cast. Cameron Diaz did perform one amazing scene though.

 

The Armstrong Lie - 8.5/10. Enjoyable 2 hour documentary film about Lance. Worth watching.

Full English Breakfast - possibly the worst 'gangster' film I'm ever likely to see.

 

1/10

Full English Breakfast - possibly the worst 'gangster' film I'm ever likely to see.

 

1/10

I downloaded that last week. Lasted 5 mins. I thought there might be entertainment value in it being Dave Courtney. At the start i thought id give it half an hour, didnt even last half that.

I downloaded that last week. Lasted 5 mins. I thought there might be entertainment value in it being Dave Courtney. At the start i thought id give it half an hour, didnt even last half that.

He was probably the best actor in it. 'Nuff said.

This new robocop

 

Not seen it

 

But it's like an electric fence

 

I know I shouldn't touch it and what will happen if I do

 

But will do it anyway, just to see what it's like

 

Total recall was the same

 

Upsetting

 

I watched Robocop in the IMAX cinema.

 

If it wasn't called Robocop I'd have enjoyed that movie. As it was, it was a pale imitation of (an admittedly aging) 80s classic.

Locke. A bloke in a BMW making and taking calls regarding a baby and concrete. No one else in the film. Loved it, absolutely loved it but it won't be everyones cup of tea.

Dom Hemingway. Jude Law Richard E Grant and Daenerys Targarean. Not had great reviews but i enjoyed it. 7.5/10

Edited April 20, 201412 yr by Con

'The Artist'. That's an hour and a half of my life i'll never get back.

it's had mixed reviews on here but watched "Her" last night and I thought it were very good

 

spent the first hour thinking how much Joaquin Phoenix looks like a cross between Tom Selleck and that one from big bang theory

 

 

 

spent the first hour thinking how much Joaquin Phoenix looks like a cross between Tom Selleck and that one from big bang theory

 

 

I hadn't thought that until you mentioned it, but now....

I hadn't thought that until you mentioned it, but now....

 

I can't help but think he's wearing those stick on glasses with a fake big nose & moustache attached.

 

How can they possibly make a Frank Sidebottom movie without the nasal Manc accent, it just seems wrong.

How can they possibly make a Frank Sidebottom movie, it just seems wrong.

Need something good to watch tonight that's new and on the usual torrent sites.  Got to be good quality links, no cams (and please don't suggest "Her" - already seen it).

 

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