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Flatdicks Running The Line.

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Yey or nay?

 

Not right for me.

 

You can't be calling a wench a useless cunt when they get it wrong, it's rude and impolite.

 

Anyway, on a more serious note, would you?

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Smiffs

 

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  • I agree a very valid comparision.

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She did better than a lot of blokes.

 

and in answer to your last question: Yes, it'd be rude not to.:whistle:

She could hang her flag on my pole I've had a lot of red wine though

 

The design looked right on tele earlier

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I'm not arsed if flatdicks run the line or not, they won't be any worse than the nobbers that run it at present.

 

As for that wench, I probably would....but only to help her out and stop it scabbing over, I wouldn't enjoy it, unless she brought her flag with her obviously.

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It would be more entertaining if instead of using the flag for offences they flashed their tits. For corners they could pole dance around the corner flag.

 

I think I might send the suggestion to Platini.

 

It's better than some of the quam thats dripped out of his mouth recently.

 

 

Is that what they meant bout tit lining when I was a lad?

The only line a woman should be near has washing on it.

The only line a woman should be near has washing on it.

Traf, you are so old fashioned.............I bought mine a tumble dryer, not that she's thankful

I think its a disgrace, how they ever got the right to vote I'll never know.

 

To be honest I'm not arsed, but as already said would be abit awkard when they cock up and you've got thousends of fans hurling abuse at HER.

A female of the species serviced my car yesterday

I thought she was spot on in every decision made. The time has come for a female referee, maybe some of these big headed footballers will be more diciplined.

More diciplined???? I'm sure most players look forward to training and playing at weekends/weeknights to escape their nagging wags!I know how much I hate a woman telling me what to do!

 

Secondly what happens at that time of month when a woman is at her most violent/aggressive? They'll be sending every fooker off and having break downs.

 

Lastly they will be getting it from all angles off the players, if you get me. That wouldn't be good for fair play.

 

Changed my mind I am arsed, no to woman refs!

Rooney would be off EVERY game with his "Fuck off you wanker!" aimed directly at the ref. In fact, it wouldn't take a woman to ensure his comuppance it'd be a ref with a couple of bollocks.

I think a psychiatrist would have a whale of a time with The Wanderer. :roll:

Ok I am arsed.....or am I? :)

The Wanderer is Indecisive Dave from The Fast Show.

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Id do it, ive done worse, quite a lot worse in fact :whistle:

 

you are from Blackburn though mate. Just sayin like.

Id do it, ive done worse, quite a lot worse in fact :whistle:

 

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It's her Husband I feel for, who was doing the pots and ironing, while she was running up and down the line?

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They're giving her the early kick-offs so she can still be home in time to put her hubby's tea on the table.

It's all about priorities.

They're giving her the early kick-offs so she can still be home in time to put her hubby's tea on the table.

It's all about priorities.

 

:good:

 

Why do wimmin have small feet?

 

To get closer to the cooker.

 

Boom, boom.

Mike Newell will tell you that she is not the first female to run the line in a first class match. Amy Fearn earlier this season was the assistant referee at the Cardiff Nottingham Forest game and finished up refereeing the game when the original ref had to go off injured.

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