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hmmm, brilliant. chorley appears to have no coppers.

According to the wireless its crashed,

According to the wireless its crashed,

Indeed it has, I'll be interested to have a look what crime happens around where I live, as there seems to be very little. In fact there was uproar recently when somebody "tagged" a wall at the back of the cricket club.

 

We have just been allocated our very own hobby-bobbie though (PCSO) who can be seen trudging around on a fairly regular basis, not a bad looking sort either, although I'm not sure she would be enough to put off anybody who was up to no good.

 

 

I've got something she can take down in evidence.

 

Maybe some swollen goods.

I dread to think what goes on near me, i know some triads kicked off at the casino down the road therell be plenty of pissed up brawlers and drug offences too no doubt. Probably human trafficking in the neighbouring streets, prostitutions is a certainty, car crimes and muggings probably commonplace and theres a high chance of gun crime id suspect.

 

Lovely neighbourhood though!

I've just typed in rochdale and my computer blew up, what's all that about?

According to the wireless its crashed,

 

Not working for me must still be down

Apparently Great moor street the most violent in greater manchester.

Working now

Id love to see the detail on it

 

6 crimes in my street according to that in december

 

1 anti social

1 violent

4 others

 

theres about 10 houses in the street and theres not one ruffian amongst them

 

im baffled

Apparently Great moor street the most violent in greater manchester.

 

Apperently so 40 counts of violent crime

70 in daisy hill in december !

We've just got "1 other crime"

Bit vague is that. I want to know now what that "other crime" was.

We've just got "1 other crime"

Bit vague is that. I want to know now what that "other crime" was.

 

Says could be shoplifting criminal damage or drug offences

Says could be shoplifting criminal damage or drug offences

 

 

Yes, I saw the explanation, but that isn't much use is it? Seeing as there's no shop on my road, there's been no criminal damage & I'd imagine the only drug is a tot of whisky with the old dears cocoa, I now want to know the specifics of the "other offence".

We've just got "1 other crime"

Bit vague is that. I want to know now what that "other crime" was.

 

dogging

dogging

 

 

I thought about that, but just one crime? That'd be the shittiest dogging meet ever wouldn't it?

 

I'm going to ring Chief Inspector Bastard up tomorrow and find out what it is. Half a Story Harrys!

Burglary - 22

 

Anti social behaviour - 70

 

Robbery - 2 (thats bollox)

 

Vechile Crime - 7

 

Violent crime - 33

 

Other - 42

 

Very respectable area is L/H

Only one on my street for Anti Social Behaviour

 

we live in the posh area of L/H

Burglary - 22

 

Anti social behaviour - 70

 

Robbery - 2 (thats bollox)

 

Vechile Crime - 7

 

Violent crime - 33

 

Other - 42

 

Very respectable area is L/H

 

Not bad at all. What were yesterday's figures?

What a load of shite - apparently there was a violent crime on our street in December and that simply cannot be the case because we don't know about it and the missus is a right nosey cow!

Not bad at all. What were yesterday's figures?

 

Very good, mate.

I've just compared my new postcode with my old one and it appears I am far more likely to get mugged, raped, burgled or killed in Little Lever than JF, who'd have thunk it?

 

On the downside though, it appears that my new neighbours are much more likely to be cunts.

In my neighbourhood their is 1960 crimes.

 

76 burglary

455 anti social behaviours

58 robberys

136 vehicle crimes

195 violent crimes

1040 other crimes.

 

M3 - in my beautiful neighbourhood!

 

Specifically my building/street there's only 3 tho, 2 anti social 1 other. It's an oasis of law abiding citizens in a sea of crime ridden scum!