Just had a flashback to first thing this morning.

 

Half woke up to a raging hard on but reaslised it was probably because I needed a big piss.

 

Never one to waste a good moment it got dealt with becuase I could not be arsed getting up, pissing like the Corp Horse and then losing the moment.

 

Problem is, there isnt much difference in the muscle controlling a gallon of piss to the one dealing with a spoonful of love goo, but you have to take these chances sometimes.

 

smiffs

living life on the edge

Oh fuck me, me too. On me own in a hotel restaurant pissing myself.

 

He's not a full shilling is Whitt!!!!

I don't want to, but I simply have to ask:

 

Little Whitt - Whilst your lady is squatting over the side of the bath delivering, do you slide your fingers up her bum, have a wank, or both?

 

Does she wipe or stamp her feet?

I've just choked on my pork belly.

 

For you parents who are shy about teaching your kids sex educatuion, just let em read the life and times of Little Whitt.

Awesome reading

I don't want to, but I simply have to ask:

 

Little Whitt - Whilst your lady is squatting over the side of the bath delivering, do you slide your fingers up her bum, have a wank, or both?

 

Does she wipe or stamp her feet?

no just let THEM drip dry have had the odd lick as you do

I find myself wishing somebody would ghost write Little Whitts life story (purely because if he wrote it no fucker would be able to understand it).......thinking about it, that might not be a good idea, incase it was made into a film......in 3D

no just let THEM drip dry have had the odd lick as you do

 

It's the fact that every comment, as preposterous as they are, is accompanied by that un-nerving picture of kermit gaping like Belladonna.

Oh fuck me, me too. On me own in a hotel restaurant pissing myself.

 

He's not a full shilling is Whitt!!!!

 

should'nt you be doing it over LW

It's the fact that every comment, as preposterous as they are, is accompanied by that un-nerving picture of kermit gaping like Belladonna.

i was thinking if i stuck a water pistol up kermit would that have the same effect

think i got in to it cause when i was young youst to like to watch my grandma piss

think i got in to it cause when i was young youst to like to watch my grandma piss

 

 

Did she have a big split tennis ball?

think i got in to it cause when i was young youst to like to watch my grandma piss

 

stop it

 

just stop it, now

Frighening, absolutely frightening....

 

This bloke works in peoples houses....

 

Frightening...

think i got in to it cause when i was young youst to like to watch my grandma piss

 

 

fuck sake, i am scarred, you utter utter deviant

stop it

 

just stop it, now

 

 

I'm in tears here, literally choking. ::

think i got in to it cause when i was young youst to like to watch my grandma piss

 

There are people who devote their lives to studying Shakespeare line by line, how he could cram a world of literary meaning into very few words.

 

The great man had nothing on LW.

 

I declare this the most accomplished sentence I have ever read. It's got the lot and I am unable to stop laughing.

 

Fuckin ell

I knew there would be some underlying reason why LW thinks water sports are acceptable but not in my wildest dreams did I think it would be because his grandmother used to squat down in front of him during his formative years.

If I don't sleep well tonight I'll be blaming that dear old lady.

think i got in to it cause when i was young youst to like to watch my grandma piss

 

Even for you thats pushing the boat out.

 

Legend.

'And today on Jeremy Kyle, a Bolton man who gets kicks from watching his Granny piss'

My old Nan, Allah rest her soul, used to have a downstairs bathroom and in her latter years wasnt as good on her pins as her dancing days once had her.

 

So upstairs at night, she could easily get caught short so for years took up a piss bucket.

 

I used to look after her a lot and sometimes it was my job to fetch it down and I am 100% sure I never got anythig sexual from it, even as a testosterone fuelled teenager who'd knock one out over pretty much anything. It was a bucket with a couple of pints of stinking cold piss for fucks sake.

 

LW must have something special going on in his brain to think anything else.

Yes, but did you actually see her have a wee, Smiffs. It seems this is where the turn on is, not just from commode carrying.

The day it all began...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahhahhahahahhahahahahahahaha

Ive said this before, but il say it again

 

Whitt you are my hero

very good Bigtoe