Smiffs Posted March 2, 2011 Author Share Posted March 2, 2011 Fucking hell fire. :: I'm sat int hotel bar here trying to hold my laughs in so hard its actually made me want a shit. Little Whitt is a fucking legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seasoned Traveller Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Oh fuck me, me too. On me own in a hotel restaurant pissing myself. He's not a full shilling is Whitt!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 2, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted March 2, 2011 I don't want to, but I simply have to ask: Little Whitt - Whilst your lady is squatting over the side of the bath delivering, do you slide your fingers up her bum, have a wank, or both? Does she wipe or stamp her feet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seasoned Traveller Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 I've just choked on my pork belly. For you parents who are shy about teaching your kids sex educatuion, just let em read the life and times of Little Whitt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted March 2, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted March 2, 2011 Awesome reading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 I don't want to, but I simply have to ask: Little Whitt - Whilst your lady is squatting over the side of the bath delivering, do you slide your fingers up her bum, have a wank, or both? Does she wipe or stamp her feet? no just let THEM drip dry have had the odd lick as you do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 I find myself wishing somebody would ghost write Little Whitts life story (purely because if he wrote it no fucker would be able to understand it).......thinking about it, that might not be a good idea, incase it was made into a film......in 3D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 2, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted March 2, 2011 no just let THEM drip dry have had the odd lick as you do It's the fact that every comment, as preposterous as they are, is accompanied by that un-nerving picture of kermit gaping like Belladonna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted March 2, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted March 2, 2011 Oh fuck me, me too. On me own in a hotel restaurant pissing myself. He's not a full shilling is Whitt!!!! should'nt you be doing it over LW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 It's the fact that every comment, as preposterous as they are, is accompanied by that un-nerving picture of kermit gaping like Belladonna. i was thinking if i stuck a water pistol up kermit would that have the same effect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 think i got in to it cause when i was young youst to like to watch my grandma piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 think i got in to it cause when i was young youst to like to watch my grandma piss Did she have a big split tennis ball? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted March 2, 2011 Moderators Share Posted March 2, 2011 think i got in to it cause when i was young youst to like to watch my grandma piss stop it just stop it, now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry_VIII Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Frighening, absolutely frightening.... This bloke works in peoples houses.... Frightening... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Alf Hartigan Posted March 2, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted March 2, 2011 think i got in to it cause when i was young youst to like to watch my grandma piss fuck sake, i am scarred, you utter utter deviant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted March 2, 2011 Author Share Posted March 2, 2011 stop it just stop it, now I'm in tears here, literally choking. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 2, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted March 2, 2011 think i got in to it cause when i was young youst to like to watch my grandma piss There are people who devote their lives to studying Shakespeare line by line, how he could cram a world of literary meaning into very few words. The great man had nothing on LW. I declare this the most accomplished sentence I have ever read. It's got the lot and I am unable to stop laughing. Fuckin ell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 I knew there would be some underlying reason why LW thinks water sports are acceptable but not in my wildest dreams did I think it would be because his grandmother used to squat down in front of him during his formative years. If I don't sleep well tonight I'll be blaming that dear old lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magic legs Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 think i got in to it cause when i was young youst to like to watch my grandma piss Even for you thats pushing the boat out. Legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seasoned Traveller Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 'And today on Jeremy Kyle, a Bolton man who gets kicks from watching his Granny piss' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted March 2, 2011 Author Share Posted March 2, 2011 My old Nan, Allah rest her soul, used to have a downstairs bathroom and in her latter years wasnt as good on her pins as her dancing days once had her. So upstairs at night, she could easily get caught short so for years took up a piss bucket. I used to look after her a lot and sometimes it was my job to fetch it down and I am 100% sure I never got anythig sexual from it, even as a testosterone fuelled teenager who'd knock one out over pretty much anything. It was a bucket with a couple of pints of stinking cold piss for fucks sake. LW must have something special going on in his brain to think anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Yes, but did you actually see her have a wee, Smiffs. It seems this is where the turn on is, not just from commode carrying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 The day it all began... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted March 2, 2011 Moderators Share Posted March 2, 2011 hahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahhahhahahahhahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Ive said this before, but il say it again Whitt you are my hero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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