Just had a flashback to first thing this morning.

 

Half woke up to a raging hard on but reaslised it was probably because I needed a big piss.

 

Never one to waste a good moment it got dealt with becuase I could not be arsed getting up, pissing like the Corp Horse and then losing the moment.

 

Problem is, there isnt much difference in the muscle controlling a gallon of piss to the one dealing with a spoonful of love goo, but you have to take these chances sometimes.

 

smiffs

living life on the edge

sometimes, posts on here leave me just thinking

 

 

why?

Just had a flashback to first thing this morning.

 

Half woke up to a raging hard on but reaslised it was probably because I needed a big piss.

 

Never one to waste a good moment it got dealt with becuase I could not be arsed getting up, pissing like the Corp Horse and then losing the moment.

 

Problem is, there isnt much difference in the muscle controlling a gallon of piss to the one dealing with a spoonful of love goo, but you have to take these chances sometimes.

 

smiffs

living life on the edge

 

 

I got told in third year biology, that a man could not piss with an erection, by a female teacher.

 

I knew for a nailed on fact that she was wrong, but still got 100 lines for arguing with her.

Well, you know, we're all mates.

 

You'll be at the age now where you're struggling to get wood won't you?

 

Nowt to be ashamed of you know, plenty of men pushing 50 are in the same boat.

 

 

I got told in third year biology, that a man could not piss with an erection, by a female teacher.

 

I knew for a nailed on fact that she was wrong, but still got 100 lines for arguing with her.

 

Not only is it possible, it's a fucking art form!

I got told in third year biology, that a man could not piss with an erection, by a female teacher.

 

I knew for a nailed on fact that she was wrong, but still got 100 lines for arguing with her.

 

 

I thought that was true too.

Well, you know, we're all mates.

 

You'll be at the age now where you're struggling to get wood won't you?

 

Nowt to be ashamed of you know, plenty of men pushing 50 are in the same boat.

 

i'll give you one as that made me smile

Talking about pissing. How often does the average man go for a piss during a normal day? I probably have 4 or 5 big ones.......... then I have my porridge then I'm off to work.

Edited March 1, 201115 yr by Underpants

It's a tricky one.

 

You can't waste an opportunity, particularly if your missus has a wide on, which can be few and far between on weekday mornings.

 

So you take the plunge and just do what you can before your prostate starts to shoot daggers up across your abdomen.

 

The problem then is curtailing the post-coital cuddle to a rather funcional "Cheers luv, I'd best go for a piss though or I'll take the windows out".

 

THEN, there's the issue of a slowly receding iron and trying to get that strange double-jet of piss you get after shooting your spunge somewhere near the pan.

 

You're right Smiffs, it's a fucking minefield.

Those kind of pisses have to be sat down on the pan ones

 

I've soaked the bog seat, the side of the bath and even my feet trying to do the piss stood up

 

You aim for the middle but it fires out in about 5 directions

Well, you know, we're all mates.

 

You'll be at the age now where you're struggling to get wood won't you?

 

Nowt to be ashamed of you know, plenty of men pushing 50 are in the same boat.

 

No problems at 50+ It now takes me all night to do what I used to do all night.

I thought this was another lousy beer thread.

Those kind of pisses have to be sat down on the pan ones

 

I've soaked the bog seat, the side of the bath and even my feet trying to do the piss stood up

 

You aim for the middle but it fires out in about 5 directions

Amen to that

Those kind of pisses have to be sat down on the pan ones

 

I've soaked the bog seat, the side of the bath and even my feet trying to do the piss stood up

 

You aim for the middle but it fires out in about 5 directions

 

 

Oh aye, that's a fucker that one is.

 

I wouldn't make as much of a mess if I shoved one of these on the end of my nob.

Oh aye, that's a fucker that one is.

 

I wouldn't make as much of a mess if I shoved one of these on the end of my nob.

 

That's a sex aid to Little Whitt.

The only downside is when you sit down and its that pumped up it touches the side of the pan

 

Or you flush whilst sat down and give it a quick cold shower

 

I was just contemplating where else in the world you could possibly read stuff like this.

 

Nutters - the fcuking lot of you

The only downside is when you sit down and its that pumped up it touches the side of the pan

 

Or you flush whilst sat down and give it a quick cold shower

 

 

Think of the alternative though, we can all picture the scene.

 

You've just shot your babyjuice and like all good men do have then gone to the toilet for a piss but are still carrying a bit of wood. So you're stood there slightly bent over the bog with one hand trying direct your nob downwards instead of it firing piss all over your torso and into the pot pourri on the window legde, whilst the other hand is propped up against the wall to stop you falling over.

 

Trouble is you're stood in a precarious position, once you're pissing like a firehose there isn't a thing on the planet will move you, so when the wife walks in to wipe your lovepiss from her hair and tits you look like you're stood ready and waiting to take one up the shitter in some kind of sick fantasy you didnt quite get round to telling her about before she married you.

 

Wimmin just don't understand these things.

 

She soon walks out when I let out the inevitable bit of trapped wind thats built up whilst on the job

Those kind of pisses have to be sat down on the pan ones

 

I've soaked the bog seat, the side of the bath and even my feet trying to do the piss stood up

 

You aim for the middle but it fires out in about 5 directions

 

Pissing with a stiffy on whilst sitting on the bog is a fairly unpleasant experience imo - it feels like you're going to slash out of yer bum.

Much better to stand up bending over almost double,legs apart,other hand on the wall in front of you

Think of the alternative though, we can all picture the scene.

 

You've just shot your babyjuice and like all good men do have then gone to the toilet for a piss but are still carrying a bit of wood. So you're stood there slightly bent over the bog with one hand trying direct your nob downwards instead of it firing piss all over your torso and into the pot pourri on the window legde, whilst the other hand is propped up against the wall to stop you falling over.

 

Trouble is you're stood in a precarious position, once you're pissing like a firehose there isn't a thing on the planet will move you, so when the wife walks in to wipe your lovepiss from her hair and tits you look like you're stood ready and waiting to take one up the shitter in some kind of sick fantasy you didnt quite get round to telling her about before she married you.

Wimmin just don't understand these things.

 

 

Be honest now, that one is plagiarised from Little Whitt ain't it? At least the concept.

Pissing with a stiffy on whilst sitting on the bog is a fairly unpleasant experience imo - it feels like you're going to slash out of yer bum.

Much better to stand up bending over almost double,legs apart,other hand on the wall in front of you

 

 

Or stand 5 yards back, aim up and see how much piss you can actually get in the bog.

 

Whatever misses the target, the misses will surely clean up anyway.

I heard it was impossible to piss INSIDE a woman, and I cant find any facts on the net about it!

I heard it was impossible to piss INSIDE a woman, and I cant find any facts on the net about it!

 

 

Maybe you should ask WW's resident pissing expert.

I heard it was impossible to piss INSIDE a woman, and I cant find any facts on the net about it!

 

 

I think you mean inadvisable.