But do

 

here's mine

I just listen to her on the wireless and knock one out wondering what she looks like sat on the bog having a big shit

sounds too much like multi tasking to me

sounds too much like multi tasking to me

 

I would have been breathing too had I not been trussed myself up with pool ball in my mouth.

 

Bring out the gimp

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu_IL1QS1Lk

Stiffler's mum?

so you were trussed up and knocking one out?

Your chimpanzee powers amaze me

Can you not wank with your feet?

 

Weirdo!!

 

fa birds should be harpooned

Can you not wank with your feet?

 

Weirdo!!

 

It's the double cheese smell that puts me off

Caroline Quentin, Linda Bellingham and Alison Moyet for me, I bet they're all filth

Caroline Quentin, Linda Bellingham and Alison Moyet for me, I bet they're all filth

 

Do you honestly believe that Alison Moyet doesn't have a cock???

fa birds should be harpooned

 

.....sorry, I thought you said "hit in the face with a shovel till it stops making noises".

That's just fucking horrible.

Im fond of big lasses anyway, give me size 14 over 8 any day of the week.

In fairness to the curvier lady, size 14's hardly massive. It's smaller than the national average.

In fairness to the curvier lady, size 14's hardly massive. It's smaller than the national average.

 

Size 14 was the minimum.

Do you honestly believe that Alison Moyet doesn't have a cock???

 

And have you seen her lately? She's skinny as f*ck. Been hitting the slim fasts too hard....

What's that got to do with her having a cock?

 

It is blatantly a man.

 

A man that is a damn good singer granted.

What's that got to do with her having a cock?

 

It is blatantly a man.

 

A man that is a damn good singer granted.

 

Got nowt to do with her having a cock (or otherwise). Just not sure she still rightfully belongs in a thread about fat bords...

Got nowt to do with her having a cock (or otherwise). Just not sure she still rightfully belongs in a thread about fat bords...

 

... because it's not a bird, fat or otherwise.

Anyway, back on topic. From the few photos I've seen of noballs, I'd definitely have a bash.

I prefer the term, cuddly.

Here's another I would knock the back door out of

I've never been too sure about her but I would like to have a go on her busters.

I've never been too sure about her but I would like to have a go on her busters.

 

 

I bet she's got a minge like a burst couch

I bet she's got a minge like a burst couch

What? you find pound coins and bookies pens down the sides