But do

 

here's mine

I've never been too sure about her but I would like to have a go on her busters.

 

does beeny count

Shes gone a bit rough has Beeny, but then again many of us have not aged very well.

 

So long as her standards are lower than mine then I've still got a chance.

She's not fat, she's got a lovely figure, she's just got big busters.

Having said that, with all those babies she's spat out, I think the previous comments re: couchs may apply.

So long as her standards are lower than mine then I've still got a chance.

 

thats unlikely

 

 

anyway, in keeping with the rules

 

She's knowhere near fat, just haggered.

 

I imagine taking her knickers off would be like opening up a bag of uncooked giblets.

and just how often do you imagine it?

When I'm on the vinger pull

They look like proper shoeshiners.

Yeah I would, but I think she'd let me , double good

If she was kneeling down in front of you, it would be a difficult choice whether to shoot in her mouth or her cleavage.

to be fair , give me time I'll do both

If she was kneeling down in front of you, it would be a difficult choice whether to shoot in her mouth or her cleavage.

 

Mouth, I can't stand Lorraine Kellys accent !!

Mouth, I can't stand Lorraine Kellys accent !!

given the right dialogue can be right filthy Pato is not allowed to discuss superinjunctions

given the right dialogue can be right filthy Pato is not allowed to discuss superinjunctions

 

 

Do you not mean restraining orders?

looks a right mucky bitch

Do you not mean restraining orders?

That was s-club 7, hypocrites "reach for the stars" ? yet when I go for Rachel Stevens......

That was s-club 7, hypocrites "reach for the stars" ? yet when I go for Rachel Stevens......

 

 

Hey Pato. Don't stop, never give up..............

 

 

Maybe in future though, don't let the world see what you have got

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Hey Pato. Don't stop, never give up..............

 

 

Maybe in future though, don't let the world see what you have got

That was part of the restraining order too

does beeny count

I fooking hate that wench & I don't know why but she riles me something cronic!

Who do them chebs belong to in the pink shirt ? Never seen her before. You could store a few bookies pens between them rascals.

Who do them chebs belong to in the pink shirt ? Never seen her before. You could store a few bookies pens between them rascals.

Her names Sarah Beeny, and I reckon her soil pipe is too small.

They look heavy, think of her poor back.

Nadia Sawalha, does she qualify ? I think she does.

Nadia Sawalha, does she qualify ? I think she does.

Prefer Julia , thinking back to Press Gang she has probably got over a bucket and a half from me