Reet.

 

A mates wife has a newish best mate. His wife and her mate have been pally for a year or so. They met through both having kids in the same year at school and now spend a lot of time together.

 

My mate has only in the last few months met his wifes new mate and it?s obvious there is a spark between the two. She has made it quite obvious she?s up for a bit if he is.

 

She?s very classy with money to boot, one of those sultry women who for some reason just has that look. She has previous and is on her second marriage. She?s one of those women who could quite easily have whatever she wanted.

 

He?s happily married and quite content with his lot, but is quite excited at the thought of acting as a bit of rough and to be honest it seems lately he?s become a bit obsessed with her. Both of a similar age.

 

Does he;

 

a ) Grow up and suggests to her she fucks off.

b ) Slips her the odd length.

c ) Continues wanking furiously whilst imagining she?s sat on his face at every given opportunity.

d ) Accepts her advances and does a moonlight bunk with her.

 

Everyone knows your best mates wife is a no no, but do the same rules apply to your wifes best mate?

 

I honestly couldn?t think of anywhere else to ask so thought it best to ask here.

 

P.s. I would say He would say a good 34D.

It's a no brainer, your 'mate' should slip her a lengh

 

Them#s the rules, it's in our genes, we just can't help it

Reet.

 

A mates wife has a newish best mate. His wife and her mate have been pally for a year or so. They met through both having kids in the same year at school and now spend a lot of time together.

 

My mate has only in the last few months met his wifes new mate and it?s obvious there is a spark between the two. She has made it quite obvious she?s up for a bit if he is.

 

She?s very classy with money to boot, one of those sultry women who for some reason just has that look. She has previous and is on her second marriage. She?s one of those women who could quite easily have whatever she wanted.

 

He?s happily married and quite content with his lot, but is quite excited at the thought of acting as a bit of rough and to be honest it seems lately he?s become a bit obsessed with her. Both of a similar age.

 

Does he;

 

a ) Grow up and suggests to her she fucks off.

b ) Slips her the odd length.

c ) Continues wanking furiously whilst imagining she?s sat on his face at every given opportunity.

d ) Accepts her advances and does a moonlight bunk with her.

 

Everyone knows your best mates wife is a no no, but do the same rules apply to your wifes best mate?

 

I honestly couldn?t think of anywhere else to ask so thought it best to ask here.

 

P.s. I would say He would say a good 34D.

 

 

get your missus and her mate wined and dined then fuck em both together

 

err I mean your mates missus

What happens if the 'Shes made it quite obvious she's up for it if he is' is his missus idea and she catches them in the act as planned ?? The missus is after getting rid of him and best mates will do owd for each other.

Edited May 16, 201115 yr by Breightmet Boy

What happens if the 'Shes made it quite obvious she's up for it if he is' is his missus idea and she catches them in the act as planned ?? The missus is after getting rid of him and best mates will do owd for each other.

 

You've got to be in it to win it.

 

Smash her back doors in.

If I was in his shoes I'd fill her dirter then Tarmac her, she'd never grass him up for that. Breightmet likes to play things safe you see

Get him to write to Dear Dedrie?

Woman's view: Avoid. If she's prepared to stitch up her best mate, what else is she capable of.

 

Either that or you're reading the signs all wrong, she's just being nice and you're far too up yourself.

If your that way inclined to cheat on your missus, please for the love of Christ almighty, make sure that the other party knows your just after a shag and make sure she knows she means absolutely nothing to you. As soon as there is emotion involved, you will be hook, line and sinkered. So make sure it's worth the risk of losing your marriage if it all backfires and she turns out to be a nutter after love.

 

*Disclaimer*

Replace 'you' with 'your mate' as necessary.

Get upto your nuts in blood, sh*t and guts.

 

Let the seed of love gush forth.

If your that way inclined to cheat on your missus, please for the love of Christ almighty, make sure that the other party knows your just after a shag and make sure she knows she means absolutely nothing to you. As soon as there is emotion involved, you will be hook, line and sinkered. So make sure it's worth the risk of losing your marriage if it all backfires and she turns out to be a nutter after love.

 

*Disclaimer*

Replace 'you' with 'your mate' as necessary.

 

Dont they all turn in to nutters after a love.....women that is!

When `your mate` has done with her ask him for a photo to post.

Your mate's a soft cunt

 

He should have already pushed her breakfast back in and not be wringing his hands on the internet about it.

Get upto your nuts in blood, sh*t and guts.

 

I'd been wondering just how to ask 5ft 9 bird if she's simply interested in a bit of 'how's your father'. I think I've just stumbled across the words I can use to woo her...

Get her rattled, but also get a POV photo of you shooting your muck on her face so if she gets silly you can tell her you'll text it round town.

 

I'd been wondering just how to ask 5ft 9 bird if she's simply interested in a bit of 'how's your father'. I think I've just stumbled across the words I can use to woo her...

 

Does this bird look like an extra from Last of the Summer Wine? If so, that should still work.

nail her

 

if the wife does find out, she'll fall out with her best mate, job done

 

lads don't fall out over birds, or more to the point, a bird should never come between them - that's why your mate's bird is a no no

 

sexist maybe but that's the way it is

A or C

A or C

 

That's very personal. I'm guessing he'll do both if she lets him.

That's very personal. I'm guessing he'll do both if she lets him.

 

 

 

very good sir.

A or C

 

 

didles, ffs man.

 

do us a favour and find me a head banging a wall smiley.

didles, ffs man.

 

do us a favour and find me a head banging a wall smiley.

 

Well I don't think it's right to cheat, so A and C seemed the best available options

Well I don't think it's right to cheat, so A and C seemed the best available options

 

 

and everyone who posted above is serial sex pest?

 

 

think about it.

and everyone who posted above is serial sex pest?

 

 

think about it.

 

I read the opening post and the options and choose A and C.

E. Take her to Spain and chop her head off.

F. post the question on a internet forum, pretending its your mates dilemma.