So I've been non stop today, working early this morning, got home, took dog out, showered and relaxed and stuff.

 

Then I went for a college interview, up in Bolton. That went fine, but the fun started right after this.

 

I thought about going to my sisters solictor's work and making a fool of her but she'd probably stab me when she got home, so I made my up to Natwest to get some WONGAAAAAA! that advert is shite BTW.

 

Goes to machine, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt! I can't remember my pin, I went over and over in my head but didn't want to risk 3 strikes. So I sacked that off for a while, went McDonald's, got some fries and a coke and a drifter McFlurry.

 

Then goes inside Natwest, I never really go into the Bank itself, went to enquiries, sorted out a new pin, then went to withdraw some money, really fit woman at the cashier, instantly think OMG that is one lucky chair, then it's my turn "Next Please" so I walk over, I want to withdraw some WONNGGAAAAA [OMG it's become a habit, FML] she asks my date of birth, and address, this is had no problem with, I thought this is going rather well like.

 

But then came the embarrassing part [see title]she says you got any direct debits on your card, oh no I said to myself inside my mind, I hadn't a clue, I thought direct debit was the name of my card, I said Ladbrokes, I don't even know why, I knew that was wrong, she looked at me like I was some naive simpleton, I then said do you mean like SKY, she said yes, I said no, it doesn't come out of my account. Wow is this a big fail?

 

So I get my cash, but forget my card in the little thing they use, what a carry on, I had become one of those bank holding people up wankers, that's not going on my CV, I can tell thee that for truth.

 

So the day continues and I goes and get my sister some new baby presents, this was quite embarrassing because I really felt weird carrying a teddy around and a big card, I also bought some balloons.

 

Now remember that RED thread, well I wouldn't walk down Deansgate If I was one who hated that colour and United, stall in middle selling United scarfs, posters, frames, etc and just down the way, loads of bible bashers, trying to sell GOD to you, I'm already converted, Owen Coyle is my god, Chung-Yong Lee is my Jesus.

 

Reet so that was weird, then meet up with my mam and Aunt, went to hospital, thought Fanrworth looked a bit boring, went to hospital, went to my sister, she was sleeping, so whilst we waited I blew up some balloons, well one popped right in my face, waking the whole county up, ok it wasn't that large.

 

I was getting bored so went for a wander, I ended up going past a mortuary and then to my legs dismay, a few nurses pushing a big trolley with a black cover over it, it was like playing Resident Evil again, legs went like Jelly, I was like there's a dead body body under there, obviously probably not a Zombie, but I was so close to it, I walked quickly on, got a drink from a cafe then went back and I'm home now.

 

Just thought I'd share this day, it was quite weird, hot weather too, leather seats suck in the warmth. Bye for now.

Edited June 20, 201115 yr by Didledee

Agreed this attention seeker will be wanking himself silly every time he logs on and sees it still pinned.

 

Nowt to do with me though, just expressing an opinion

Absolute shower of shite, why has it been pinned? Only read the first page...

Absolute shower of shite, why has it been pinned? Only read the first page...

To be fair there were a couple of entertaining pages in the thread but I have no time for the workshy attention seeking clown.

 

I think he tells lies and is a sponger.

 

* that's my opinion... not meant as abuse.

It's a bit rich to call someone attention seeking when you were opening your heart on the forum about your personal problems.

It's a bit rich to call someone attention seeking when you were opening your heart on the forum about your personal problems.

 

 

fair enough.

 

everyones entitled to their opinion

It's a bit rich to call someone attention seeking when you were opening your heart on the forum about your personal problems.

context is everything

It's a bit rich to call someone attention seeking when you were opening your heart on the forum about your personal problems.

 

theres a difference between pouring your heart out to all and sundry after the end of your marriage and telling everyone about walking around town with a balloon.

TBF though, 12 pages in and Diddles has not actually contributed a great deal to this. Just post after post of people either having a pop or saying they can't believe that they've just wasted valuable minutes of their lives reading it.

I have 3 sisters, so try again numbnuts.

Who bullied you remorselessly as a child

He may be 41 like, he was even the manager there, not the owner, but in charge, as long as jobs got done, we'd just do stuff like that to pass a little time and have a bit of fun

 

think i know who they both are and surprise manure fans both of em. facebook, the new miss marple

Edited June 24, 201115 yr by athywhite

theres a difference between pouring your heart out to all and sundry after the end of your marriage and telling everyone about walking around town with a balloon.

 

...and sh*ging your cousin....

Edited June 24, 201115 yr by Andybwfc

Singing your cousin?:

Haters gonna sing.

I'll let you off this time

 

On another note, I'm in Blackpool for an overnighter on Saturday 16th July, coming to watch Leigh rugby on the Sunday, any recommendations of decent hotels and restaurants.

 

Ta

 

My Mum has stayed here and she said it's excellent Georgian Hotel Blackpool

My Mum has stayed here and she said it's excellent Georgian Hotel Blackpool

 

Thanks Jue, its booked up for the night I want [16th July]

Thanks Jue, its booked up for the night I want [16th July]

 

You tried this place?

 

Kings Hotel

 

Stopped there myself and can;t knock it. Owners are really friendly and the breakfast is the best I've ever had in Blackpool.

 

Check out the reviews on Tripadvisor too.

You tried this place?

 

Kings Hotel

 

Stopped there myself and can;t knock it. Owners are really friendly and the breakfast is the best I've ever had in Blackpool.

 

Check out the reviews on Tripadvisor too.

 

Cheers Daz, that is booked up as well, looks like all the Leythers and Yarkshermen are booking up all the half decent hotels, then again it is mid july

You tried this place?

 

Kings Hotel

 

Stopped there myself and can;t knock it. Owners are really friendly and the breakfast is the best I've ever had in Blackpool.

 

Check out the reviews on Tripadvisor too.

 

Stayed there on a football tour a few year back, was bloody awful. Maybe's it's bucked up it's ideas since then.

Can only think it must've changed hands since then pal.