So I've been non stop today, working early this morning, got home, took dog out, showered and relaxed and stuff.

 

Then I went for a college interview, up in Bolton. That went fine, but the fun started right after this.

 

I thought about going to my sisters solictor's work and making a fool of her but she'd probably stab me when she got home, so I made my up to Natwest to get some WONGAAAAAA! that advert is shite BTW.

 

Goes to machine, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt! I can't remember my pin, I went over and over in my head but didn't want to risk 3 strikes. So I sacked that off for a while, went McDonald's, got some fries and a coke and a drifter McFlurry.

 

Then goes inside Natwest, I never really go into the Bank itself, went to enquiries, sorted out a new pin, then went to withdraw some money, really fit woman at the cashier, instantly think OMG that is one lucky chair, then it's my turn "Next Please" so I walk over, I want to withdraw some WONNGGAAAAA [OMG it's become a habit, FML] she asks my date of birth, and address, this is had no problem with, I thought this is going rather well like.

 

But then came the embarrassing part [see title]she says you got any direct debits on your card, oh no I said to myself inside my mind, I hadn't a clue, I thought direct debit was the name of my card, I said Ladbrokes, I don't even know why, I knew that was wrong, she looked at me like I was some naive simpleton, I then said do you mean like SKY, she said yes, I said no, it doesn't come out of my account. Wow is this a big fail?

 

So I get my cash, but forget my card in the little thing they use, what a carry on, I had become one of those bank holding people up wankers, that's not going on my CV, I can tell thee that for truth.

 

So the day continues and I goes and get my sister some new baby presents, this was quite embarrassing because I really felt weird carrying a teddy around and a big card, I also bought some balloons.

 

Now remember that RED thread, well I wouldn't walk down Deansgate If I was one who hated that colour and United, stall in middle selling United scarfs, posters, frames, etc and just down the way, loads of bible bashers, trying to sell GOD to you, I'm already converted, Owen Coyle is my god, Chung-Yong Lee is my Jesus.

 

Reet so that was weird, then meet up with my mam and Aunt, went to hospital, thought Fanrworth looked a bit boring, went to hospital, went to my sister, she was sleeping, so whilst we waited I blew up some balloons, well one popped right in my face, waking the whole county up, ok it wasn't that large.

 

I was getting bored so went for a wander, I ended up going past a mortuary and then to my legs dismay, a few nurses pushing a big trolley with a black cover over it, it was like playing Resident Evil again, legs went like Jelly, I was like there's a dead body body under there, obviously probably not a Zombie, but I was so close to it, I walked quickly on, got a drink from a cafe then went back and I'm home now.

 

Just thought I'd share this day, it was quite weird, hot weather too, leather seats suck in the warmth. Bye for now.

Edited June 20, 201115 yr by Didledee

Yeah, most of my Bolton stuff I've made can be found here.

 

Didle's Photobucket

Sweet Jesus this lad is fucking nuts.....!! Not laughed so much in ages...! Bolton players heads for fucks sake....!!!!!

Edited June 21, 201115 yr by TheWanderer1958

Just when you thought Reebok had cornered the market in shit Bolton shirts.....

 

 

It looks like something an 8 year old has created after his 16th bowl of Ice Cream.

It's the wanderers new cycling team kits.

Diddles, honestly lad, you're one fucked up cookie but you really are not making the most of your talents.

 

They are crazy talents but talents nonetheless.

 

Sort yourself out and you could actually become a success.

 

 

it's a work of genius

it's a work of genius

 

 

 

who did that?

Every Day's A Bonus eh Diddler?

Mr. Madison Diddles, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

I'm saving this thread for Friday night

Must admit, the boy's a complete notright and should fit in here very nicely.

 

The cinnamon and dancing videos had me in stitches, is that a faux Ped Kay accent?

 

He just needs to start suppin' ale and shaggin' wimmin. Ones that aren't related to him to begin with......

Must admit, the boy's a complete notright and should fit in here very nicely.

 

The cinnamon and dancing videos had me in stitches, is that a faux Ped Kay accent?

 

He just needs to start suppin' ale and shaggin' wimmin. Ones that aren't related to him to begin with......

 

I just knew you would be along with words of wisdom

kinell Diddles, when I'm after staff you can come work for me I could do with the laughs..

 

love this thread cheered me up !

I just knew you would be along with words of wisdom

 

athy usually the best thing about diddles threads is your responses!

Undies! Stop it!! It's beyond a joke now !!!

 

Dya know I think your right

it's a work of genius

 

I will never forget that game where Jussi went all 28 days later and tore apart the Reebok Rebels.

James Cartwright comedy/literature/art genius/man u fan

Edited June 22, 201115 yr by athywhite

Dya know I think your right

 

BB, admit it, you saw that post from Satan and ignored the rest of the thread and just replied, if you actually read the pages after Satan's post, you wouldn't think I'm Undies, unless you haven't seen Undies and think Undies is the kind of person who does this sort of thing .

 

Oh and that Jussi thing is supposed to be a a mix of alien, pumpkin, magic eye monster.

does the hultonator have a magic eye monster?

BB, admit it, you saw that post from Satan and ignored the rest of the thread and just replied, if you actually read the pages after Satan's post, you wouldn't think I'm Undies, unless you haven't seen Undies and think Undies is the kind of person who does this sort of thing ::.

 

Oh and that Jussi thing is supposed to be a a mix of alien, pumpkin, magic eye monster.

 

I've met Undies a few times Diddles and read his comments, which are quite whitty. Acting like a complete and utter zoom and managing to wind-up some very clever chaps could be self satisfactory for someone like him. You can now get back to your colouring books and sherbet dips

I've met Undies a few times Diddles and read his comments, which are quite whitty. Acting like a complete and utter zoom and managing to wind-up some very clever chaps could be self satisfactory for someone like him. You can now get back to your colouring books and sherbet dips

 

Ok I get that, but have you watched the video[s}? if you've met Undies surely you know I'm not him

Ok I get that, but have you watched the video[s}? if you've met Undies surely you know I'm not him

 

... but maybe YOU are actually the Groominator ... and the Groominator is actually Undies.

 

So the question is, who is the imbecile dancing, eating cinnamon and drinking vinegar??

... but maybe YOU are actually the Groominator ... and the Groominator is actually Undies.

 

So the question is, who is the imbecile dancing, eating cinnamon and drinking vinegar??

 

Maybe it's Bugs Bunny.

Maybe it's Bugs Bunny.

 

 

Dear God !!!!

Maybe it's Bugs Bunny.

 

Or maybe it's kirk from Corrie.

anyone else getting Hong Kong Phooey flashbacks?

 

is it Sarge?