So I've been non stop today, working early this morning, got home, took dog out, showered and relaxed and stuff.

 

Then I went for a college interview, up in Bolton. That went fine, but the fun started right after this.

 

I thought about going to my sisters solictor's work and making a fool of her but she'd probably stab me when she got home, so I made my up to Natwest to get some WONGAAAAAA! that advert is shite BTW.

 

Goes to machine, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt! I can't remember my pin, I went over and over in my head but didn't want to risk 3 strikes. So I sacked that off for a while, went McDonald's, got some fries and a coke and a drifter McFlurry.

 

Then goes inside Natwest, I never really go into the Bank itself, went to enquiries, sorted out a new pin, then went to withdraw some money, really fit woman at the cashier, instantly think OMG that is one lucky chair, then it's my turn "Next Please" so I walk over, I want to withdraw some WONNGGAAAAA [OMG it's become a habit, FML] she asks my date of birth, and address, this is had no problem with, I thought this is going rather well like.

 

But then came the embarrassing part [see title]she says you got any direct debits on your card, oh no I said to myself inside my mind, I hadn't a clue, I thought direct debit was the name of my card, I said Ladbrokes, I don't even know why, I knew that was wrong, she looked at me like I was some naive simpleton, I then said do you mean like SKY, she said yes, I said no, it doesn't come out of my account. Wow is this a big fail?

 

So I get my cash, but forget my card in the little thing they use, what a carry on, I had become one of those bank holding people up wankers, that's not going on my CV, I can tell thee that for truth.

 

So the day continues and I goes and get my sister some new baby presents, this was quite embarrassing because I really felt weird carrying a teddy around and a big card, I also bought some balloons.

 

Now remember that RED thread, well I wouldn't walk down Deansgate If I was one who hated that colour and United, stall in middle selling United scarfs, posters, frames, etc and just down the way, loads of bible bashers, trying to sell GOD to you, I'm already converted, Owen Coyle is my god, Chung-Yong Lee is my Jesus.

 

Reet so that was weird, then meet up with my mam and Aunt, went to hospital, thought Fanrworth looked a bit boring, went to hospital, went to my sister, she was sleeping, so whilst we waited I blew up some balloons, well one popped right in my face, waking the whole county up, ok it wasn't that large.

 

I was getting bored so went for a wander, I ended up going past a mortuary and then to my legs dismay, a few nurses pushing a big trolley with a black cover over it, it was like playing Resident Evil again, legs went like Jelly, I was like there's a dead body body under there, obviously probably not a Zombie, but I was so close to it, I walked quickly on, got a drink from a cafe then went back and I'm home now.

 

Just thought I'd share this day, it was quite weird, hot weather too, leather seats suck in the warmth. Bye for now.

Edited June 20, 201115 yr by Didledee

His latest post on FB.

 

is off out to get a little trollied and hopefully NOT get off with a dwarf,a woman with hairy armpits,hairy legs,a giant or one that stinks of P*ss...That can only happen in Accy...Clitheroe bound tonight ...Relief.

 

Who could he mean

Well, hes been on and read this and not replied.

 

Your learning Dids

 

or not.

He's actually quite normal really

 

Diddles, we've seen the puppet video. Rest assured, that is NOT normal.

 

For the love of God, stay away from that man.

 

Has your Mum seen what he makes you do???

Edited June 21, 201115 yr by DazBobParr

Define normal, what is normal.

Define normal, what is normal.

 

I'd say being in your forties, not playing with stuffed toys and not posting the footage on the internet for the whole world to see would be a start.

Edited June 21, 201115 yr by DazBobParr

Yeah but it was just for a laugh, and YouTube is a wide age range thing, see that Kelly Clarkson vid of his, that's ok, yes?

I'd rather do a Q & A session with Didledee than Owen Coyle.

 

FACT!!!!

Yeah but it was just for a laugh, and YouTube is a wide age range thing, see that Kelly Clarkson vid of his, that's ok, yes?

 

Slightly random, but, yes.

 

So, the Groominator has posted 6 videos.

 

Two of himself (and you?) playing with stuffed toys, Three of you ... and one of Kelly Clarkson.

 

I'm guessing there's a larger collection stored away on a portable hard drive somewhere, yes?

Slightly random, but, yes.

 

So, the Groominator has posted 6 videos.

 

Two of himself (and you?) playing with stuffed toys, Three of you ... and one of Kelly Clarkson.

 

I'm guessing there's a larger collection stored away on a portable hard drive somewhere, yes?

 

Well there's 2 of The Hultonator with me filming, one was of him using a cat puppet singing MJ's earth song, but the audio on that got copywrited and YouTube replaced the sound, so that got deleted, the other I believe is on his phone, which was a more recent one at this other lads house.

 

I first recorded him wearing a long black wig and dancing to some rock anthem with his air guitar, I was in fits of laughter, then we switched and he filmed me doing some random stuff to I get knocked down, it needs editing because there was a part were I couldn't hold his phone straight 'cos I was laughing so much. He tried to send it to me through email and I'd put it up on my YouTube channel, but it didn't work.

See this is my point I made to Fransden, you are completely ignoring my posts and just keep going on and on about something in the past, which btw you would have had no idea about if I wasn't honest and open about on here. Do I forget mentioning it, of course I do, it's like a bully's bait.

 

I'm now getting myself back into it, taking a new direction than what I did for 7-8 years, it wasn't long ago NB, that you said you had no problem with me not working if I wasn't claiming stuff, so what's changed, I've now said I'm going to some tutoring and look into work.

 

As for the tax, NI thing, what do you say to Lottery Winners who just quit straight away? I've not got money like them, but I've still had plenty of enough to buy things I like, do things I like, 7-8 years on a decent enough wage is going to save quite a little. I've hardly even touched it.

 

Oh and before Barry keeps lying about, I've not recieved anything from my parents, just Birthday and Christmas stuff, which is an exchange kind of thing.

 

So you all can carry on acting like snobs and discriminating, I said I worked in my mums shop, you then get people taking the piss and mocking me, I say I'm getting myself back into work, I still get all this shite, I stay on here because they're are believe or not some decent posters, but some of this shit I recieve is just pathetic, but things are easy on a forum and especially when many memebers know each other and stereotype people.

 

Ryan,Dan, Frandsen all sound like my age, do I care if they have different lives to me, do I fuck! but because I'm a different person, I'm apparently being a WUM, being fake, it's fucking ridiculious, do you lot act like this in real life???

 

Not the same mental age though.

I think it's safe to say, diddles is poking the groominator.

Not gay Dan, but good to know your brain has gay thoughts running through it.

I like the sneaky reference to MJ. Very clever that, Didles.

Why is he called the Hultonator? Is it a surname or is he from Little Hulton?

Why is he called the Hultonator? Is it a surname or is he from Little Hulton?

 

Surname + we once did a robot Soccer Am esque dance off > terminator[robot] > Hultonator

Why is he called the Hultonator? Is it a surname or is he from Little Hulton?

 

Please don't associate these kind of people with us Little Hultoners

diddles is poking the groominator.

 

Wrong way round I reckon.

Surname + we once did a robot Soccer Am esque dance off > terminator[robot] > Hultonator

I bet you were both naked

Surname + we once did a robot Soccer Am esque dance off > terminator[robot] > Hultonator

 

Hulton + terminator = Hultonator.

 

Genius that is.

 

Is that how he refers to himself in public? Or indeed does he refer to himself as that in a third-person style?

 

This is just a hunch, but is he into role playing games such as World of Warcraft?

Edited June 21, 201115 yr by DazBobParr

Hulton + terminator = Hultonator.

 

Genius that is.

 

 

Not really, I did the same with Holden when I made this for Halloween

 

The Holdenator

 

Not really, I did the same with Holden when I made this for Halloween

 

Have you still got the Jussi one that you did?

Have you still got the Jussi one that you did?

 

 

What? Not The Jaaskeleinenator? (sp)

Edited June 21, 201115 yr by floyd

Have you still got the Jussi one that you did?

 

Yeah, most of my Bolton stuff I've made can be found here.

 

Didle's Photobucket

Not gay Dan, but good to know your brain has gay thoughts running through it.

 

Yep.

Yeah, most of my Bolton stuff I've made can be found here.

 

Didle's Photobucket

 

Just when you thought Reebok had cornered the market in shit Bolton shirts.....