So I've been non stop today, working early this morning, got home, took dog out, showered and relaxed and stuff.

 

Then I went for a college interview, up in Bolton. That went fine, but the fun started right after this.

 

I thought about going to my sisters solictor's work and making a fool of her but she'd probably stab me when she got home, so I made my up to Natwest to get some WONGAAAAAA! that advert is shite BTW.

 

Goes to machine, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt! I can't remember my pin, I went over and over in my head but didn't want to risk 3 strikes. So I sacked that off for a while, went McDonald's, got some fries and a coke and a drifter McFlurry.

 

Then goes inside Natwest, I never really go into the Bank itself, went to enquiries, sorted out a new pin, then went to withdraw some money, really fit woman at the cashier, instantly think OMG that is one lucky chair, then it's my turn "Next Please" so I walk over, I want to withdraw some WONNGGAAAAA [OMG it's become a habit, FML] she asks my date of birth, and address, this is had no problem with, I thought this is going rather well like.

 

But then came the embarrassing part [see title]she says you got any direct debits on your card, oh no I said to myself inside my mind, I hadn't a clue, I thought direct debit was the name of my card, I said Ladbrokes, I don't even know why, I knew that was wrong, she looked at me like I was some naive simpleton, I then said do you mean like SKY, she said yes, I said no, it doesn't come out of my account. Wow is this a big fail?

 

So I get my cash, but forget my card in the little thing they use, what a carry on, I had become one of those bank holding people up wankers, that's not going on my CV, I can tell thee that for truth.

 

So the day continues and I goes and get my sister some new baby presents, this was quite embarrassing because I really felt weird carrying a teddy around and a big card, I also bought some balloons.

 

Now remember that RED thread, well I wouldn't walk down Deansgate If I was one who hated that colour and United, stall in middle selling United scarfs, posters, frames, etc and just down the way, loads of bible bashers, trying to sell GOD to you, I'm already converted, Owen Coyle is my god, Chung-Yong Lee is my Jesus.

 

Reet so that was weird, then meet up with my mam and Aunt, went to hospital, thought Fanrworth looked a bit boring, went to hospital, went to my sister, she was sleeping, so whilst we waited I blew up some balloons, well one popped right in my face, waking the whole county up, ok it wasn't that large.

 

I was getting bored so went for a wander, I ended up going past a mortuary and then to my legs dismay, a few nurses pushing a big trolley with a black cover over it, it was like playing Resident Evil again, legs went like Jelly, I was like there's a dead body body under there, obviously probably not a Zombie, but I was so close to it, I walked quickly on, got a drink from a cafe then went back and I'm home now.

 

Just thought I'd share this day, it was quite weird, hot weather too, leather seats suck in the warmth. Bye for now.

Edited June 20, 201115 yr by Didledee

hultonator - age 41

 

good god

 

tis like a remploy reunion

Fuck it, I don't care, judge away,, there's more videos to the side on my mates YouTube channel, it's about 4 year old this I beleive, my hair is gay on this btw sorry.

 

Anyway please go easy on the comments lmao.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAmnmfaDHuk&feature=relmfu

 

Shit like this just confirms what I have always thought about you

Outfuckingstanding!!!!!!!! It is like finding out the Loch Ness monster is actually genuine!!!

 

Diddles you are one hillarious puddled fucker!!!!

hultonator - age 41

 

good god

 

tis like a remploy reunion

 

 

Hadnt noticed that.

 

Forty fucking one.

 

Bet he sits at home with the mrs on his own wondering why he is still a shop assistant while entering the prime of his career.

Lots of swearyness and racist voices in this one, Diddles appears to have found an equally as mental friend.

 

http://www.youtube.com/user/hultonator1#p/u/3/FkdVXPp2j8U

 

Seriously, and I mean seriously, that isn't right.

 

It's not even funny in a "let's laugh at the retards" kind of way.

Now, I'm not gay or owt but Diddles isn't the ugliest bloke in the world, with a personality transplant he could have his hand inside some hot chick with banging boobs rather than a toy pig on Youtube. When you see some ugly cunt with a stunner in town, this his how it happens. Being normal and having a job ARE more important than GSOH.

Pair of fucking retards.

does that make them fucktards?

does that make them fucktards?

 

Only if you think fucktards are worse than mongtards.

Where are mongalongadingdongs in the hierarchy of spazism?

he could have his hand inside some hot chick with banging boobs

 

Ah, but how do you know that his cousin isn't a hot chick with banging boobs, eh??

Where are mongalongadingdongs in the hierarchy of spazism?

just behind fuckwits I think

Ah, but how do you know that his cousin isn't a hot chick with banging boobs, eh??

 

She might be, but having seen his reaction to tasting cinnamon I can imagine his reaction to eating minge. That's why she dropped him, ITK FACT.

He should be on the next Strictly.

He should be on the next Strictly.

 

 

I reckon starring in one of Louis Theroux's weekend's would be far more entertaining.

theres a hierachy of spazism!

theres a hierachy of spazism!

 

 

Did you never see them on the old Bus Station? It was like a David Attenborough documentary.

Edited June 21, 201115 yr by no balls

She might be, but having seen his reaction to tasting cinnamon I can imagine his reaction to eating minge. That's why she dropped him, ITK FACT.

 

I hadn't seen that.

 

... but I have now, and also the salt and vingegar one.

 

Having seen the footage, I now take back everything I said about Diddles being a hoax.

 

I think I actually feel a bit sorry for him.

 

I blame the Hultonator!

Edited June 21, 201115 yr by DazBobParr

Thread of the week this one .....i saw it yesterday but didn't have time to read it ...i've read it now though .. ABSOLUTE QUALITY

spacktastic

 

its time for diddles to have his own thread

 

i'm gonna rename this one

He'll probably just be thinking about getting up, it'll be a nice wake up surprise for the lad.

spacktastic

 

its time for diddles to have his own thread

 

i'm gonna rename this one

 

I'll be back later ..

B B B Brilliant...

 

Apart from the fact that ive now spat tea over my lap top and tears running down my face.

 

The videos need to find their way into the club and show the players what 'real' fans we have,

maybe make him mascot?

 

However what isnt funny is a 41 year old bloke playing with cuddly toys with a younger boy! Im concerned!!!

Where are mongalongadingdongs in the hierarchy of spazism?

 

I think the Ministry of Political Correctness are currently busying themselves trying to stop the word Diddle being used as an adjective to describe one way down the order of spazism.

 

I've seen the reprint, due out next week, of the New Oxford Dictionary.

 

Diddles (adj) Di-dull-z ----- A term to describe a person or persons slightly down the hierarchy of spazism (see also Spaziness) than plankton.

 

In the thesaurus it lists delusional, imbecile, retard amongst other similies.

However what isnt funny is a 41 year old bloke playing with cuddly toys with a younger boy! Im concerned!!!

The "Hultonator" must be a bit of an odd ball.

 

Do you reckon it's his "uncle"

The Groominator more like.