So I've been non stop today, working early this morning, got home, took dog out, showered and relaxed and stuff.

 

Then I went for a college interview, up in Bolton. That went fine, but the fun started right after this.

 

I thought about going to my sisters solictor's work and making a fool of her but she'd probably stab me when she got home, so I made my up to Natwest to get some WONGAAAAAA! that advert is shite BTW.

 

Goes to machine, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt! I can't remember my pin, I went over and over in my head but didn't want to risk 3 strikes. So I sacked that off for a while, went McDonald's, got some fries and a coke and a drifter McFlurry.

 

Then goes inside Natwest, I never really go into the Bank itself, went to enquiries, sorted out a new pin, then went to withdraw some money, really fit woman at the cashier, instantly think OMG that is one lucky chair, then it's my turn "Next Please" so I walk over, I want to withdraw some WONNGGAAAAA [OMG it's become a habit, FML] she asks my date of birth, and address, this is had no problem with, I thought this is going rather well like.

 

But then came the embarrassing part [see title]she says you got any direct debits on your card, oh no I said to myself inside my mind, I hadn't a clue, I thought direct debit was the name of my card, I said Ladbrokes, I don't even know why, I knew that was wrong, she looked at me like I was some naive simpleton, I then said do you mean like SKY, she said yes, I said no, it doesn't come out of my account. Wow is this a big fail?

 

So I get my cash, but forget my card in the little thing they use, what a carry on, I had become one of those bank holding people up wankers, that's not going on my CV, I can tell thee that for truth.

 

So the day continues and I goes and get my sister some new baby presents, this was quite embarrassing because I really felt weird carrying a teddy around and a big card, I also bought some balloons.

 

Now remember that RED thread, well I wouldn't walk down Deansgate If I was one who hated that colour and United, stall in middle selling United scarfs, posters, frames, etc and just down the way, loads of bible bashers, trying to sell GOD to you, I'm already converted, Owen Coyle is my god, Chung-Yong Lee is my Jesus.

 

Reet so that was weird, then meet up with my mam and Aunt, went to hospital, thought Fanrworth looked a bit boring, went to hospital, went to my sister, she was sleeping, so whilst we waited I blew up some balloons, well one popped right in my face, waking the whole county up, ok it wasn't that large.

 

I was getting bored so went for a wander, I ended up going past a mortuary and then to my legs dismay, a few nurses pushing a big trolley with a black cover over it, it was like playing Resident Evil again, legs went like Jelly, I was like there's a dead body body under there, obviously probably not a Zombie, but I was so close to it, I walked quickly on, got a drink from a cafe then went back and I'm home now.

 

Just thought I'd share this day, it was quite weird, hot weather too, leather seats suck in the warmth. Bye for now.

Edited June 20, 201115 yr by Didledee

You have got to be on drugs of some sort - no one else would post shit like this

How do you hide someones posts? utter shite.

I suspect the mods will give him a little present later on for this.

Well I've had a few cokes today, but not the kind that send you to la-la land.

So I've been non stop today, working early this morning, got home, took dog out, showered and relaxed and stuff.

 

Then I went for a college interview, up in Bolton. That went fine, but the fun started right after this.

 

I thought about going to my sisters solictor's work and making a fool of her but she'd probably stab me when she got home, so I made my up to Natwest to get some WONGAAAAAA! that advert is shite BTW.

 

Goes to machine, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt! I can't remember my pin, I went over and over in my head but didn't want to risk 3 strikes. So I sacked that off for a while, went McDonald's, got some fries and a coke and a drifter McFlurry.

 

Then goes inside Natwest, I never really go into the Bank itself, went to enquiries, sorted out a new pin, then went to withdraw some money, really fit woman at the cashier, instantly think OMG that is one lucky chair, then it's my turn "Next Please" so I walk over, I want to withdraw some WONNGGAAAAA [OMG it's become a habit, FML] she asks my date of birth, and address, this is had no problem with, I thought this is going rather well like.

 

But then came the embarrassing part [see title]she says you got any direct debits on your card, oh no I said to myself inside my mind, I hadn't a clue, I thought direct debit was the name of my card, I said Ladbrokes, I don't even know why, I knew that was wrong, she looked at me like I was some naive simpleton, I then said do you mean like SKY, she said yes, I said no, it doesn't come out of my account. Wow is this a big fail?

 

So I get my cash, but forget my card in the little thing they use, what a carry on, I had become one of those bank holding people up wankers, that's not going on my CV, I can tell thee that for truth.

 

So the day continues and I goes and get my sister some new baby presents, this was quite embarrassing because I really felt weird carrying a teddy around and a big card, I also bought some balloons.

 

Now remember that RED thread, well I wouldn't walk down Deansgate If I was one who hated that colour and United, stall in middle selling United scarfs, posters, frames, etc and just down the way, loads of bible bashers, trying to sell GOD to you, I'm already converted, Owen Coyle is my god, Chung-Yong Lee is my Jesus.

 

Reet so that was weird, then meet up with my mam and Aunt, went to hospital, thought Fanrworth looked a bit boring, went to hospital, went to my sister, she was sleeping, so whilst we waited I blew up some balloons, well one popped right in my face, waking the whole county up, ok it wasn't that large.

 

I was getting bored so went for a wander, I ended up going past a mortuary and then to my legs dismay, a few nurses pushing a big trolley with a black cover over it, it was like playing Resident Evil again, legs went like Jelly, I was like there's a dead body body under there, obviously probably not a Zombie, but I was so close to it, I walked quickly on, got a drink from a cafe then went back and I'm home now.

 

Just thought I'd share this day, it was quite weird, hot weather too, leather seats suck in the warmth. Bye for now.

 

 

Not consider popping into the job center while you was there?

Get

 

A

 

 

Proper

 

 

Job.

 

 

 

 

 

Or a shag

Did you not find time to go and finger your cousin again?

Are you the Dad?

Did you not find time to go and finger your cousin again?

 

Think you're mistaking me for someone else, unless when you was posting as the Gibbon on BA, you saw Nat and Daves lies.

You failed to tell us wether you and your dog jumped into the lake, turbo style.

So your sisters nursing a new born baby but you was going to visit her at work? Make your mind up on your shite stories lad.

the lad is a genius

You failed to tell us wether you and your dog jumped into the lake, turbo style.

 

Not today, just went round 7 acres.

So your sisters nursing a new born baby but you was going to visit her at work? Make your mind up on your shite stories lad.

 

I have 3 sisters, so try again numbnuts.

I have 3 sisters, so try again numbnuts.

 

HBATT?

One's 13, so don't be perve and if you want the others to strap on fuck you, find and ask them yourself.

Your a strange boy Diddles. Channel your energy into summat productive or you will be the next David chartlon

One's 13, so don't be perve and if you want the others to strap on fuck you, find and ask them yourself.

 

Is she the one having the baby?

Ain't a clue who that is, I thought people would be pleased to hear I'm starting getting back into things. Got a lot of stick when I said I quit my job, had a long break, but steadily I'm getting myself back into it.

One's 13, so don't be perve and if you want the others to strap on fuck you, find and ask them yourself.

 

Fair comment, D.

 

Where do they live?

Is she the one having the baby?

 

Weird thing to ask, no btw.

Weird thing to ask, no btw.

 

Not really, kids start early these days.

 

What are you studying at college?

I thought people would be pleased to hear I'm starting getting back into things.

 

I think you're mixing us up with people who give a fuck.

Ain't a clue who that is, I thought people would be pleased to hear I'm starting getting back into things. Got a lot of stick when I said I quit my job, had a long break, but steadily I'm getting myself back into it.

 

reimburse our tax money's you've been living off, and we'll give a fuck.

Ain't a clue who that is, I thought people would be pleased to hear I'm starting getting back into things. Got a lot of stick when I said I quit my job, had a long break, but steadily I'm getting myself back into it.

Back into what exactly?

 

Family members?