You know you're getting old when you have hairs growing from places they never have before and they are fuckin grey

 

You see an attractive bird walking down the street and realise she is nearly young enough to be your grand-daughter.

 

you remember hairy bushes as the norm

 

The one that hit it home today was talking to a lad from work I had to pick up from Barrow to take to Carlisle who was in his late 20's ... turns out he is a Bolton fan but he didn't remember Robbie Savage, Steve Thompson or even David Reeves (he had heard of Tony Philliskirk though)

You have to trek all the way up to Barrow for a shag.What went wrong with Hag Fold ?

he had never seen the Bros tribute on Granada Kick off

he had never seen the Bros tribute on Granada Kick off

and you know your old when you forget what a twat Elton Welsby was.

You have to trek all the way up to Barrow for a shag.What went wrong with Hag Fold ?

 

 

A shag makes Barrow worth going to......

 

It's a nice scenic drive until you get to Ulverston then after that it's like Armageddon

and you know your old when you forget what a twat Elton Welsby was.

 

 

I haven't forgotten that scouse trashmere cunt.

 

Still up there in my hate list

and you know your old when you forget what a twat Elton Welsby was.

 

that would be alzhiemers

A shag makes Barrow worth going to......

 

It's a nice scenic drive until you get to Ulverston then after that it's like Armageddon

Only thing like Armageddon in Barrow is the girlfriends bedroom, after a night on the lash.

Only thing like Armageddon in Barrow is the girlfriends bedroom, after a night on the lash.

 

With Leigh Genesis going to the wall, i have been asked off a couple of Wucky fans to pay a visit to Borough Park next season, if you fancy a day out Jazza give me a PM.

Edited June 28, 201115 yr by leigh white

With Leigh Genesis going to the wall, i have been asked off a couple of Wucky fans to pay a visit to Borough Park next season, if you fancy a day out Jazza give me a PM.

 

 

Aye... I've never been out in Workington before... only ever worked there. let me know when!

I've worked there too, what a fucking hovel.

Traf: Tourist marketing expert for the North of England

It makes Barrow look picturesque in fact.

 

Oh, and Jazza: the drive to Barrow is OK way past Ulverston. It's at the big roundabout at Roanhead that it gets depressing.

It makes Barrow look picturesque in fact.

 

Oh, and Jazza: the drive to Barrow is OK way past Ulverston. It's at the big roundabout at Roanhead that it gets depressing.

Those sand dunes down Roanhead are brilliant, reminds me of a club trip to Lytham St Anns.

When you can remember Bowton holidays, and buying Bowton Evening News ont front at Blackpool,

 

and getting there on a Charabanc.

Edited June 29, 201115 yr by white -50

When your favourite catagory on a porn site is the 'mature'

When you don't know anyone who is twice your age.

You know you're getting old when your balls hang lower than your cock.

When you don't know anyone who is twice your age.

 

Fucking hell, anyone on here 98?

Fucking hell, anyone on here 98?

 

 

You do realise that Diddles now thinks you're 36?

You do realise that Diddles now thinks you're 36?

 

That's educashun for you.

when it's your birthday and for a present you get HMRC going through your stuff

 

Cheers

you know you are getting old when the British Museum is going through your stuff

You think 'I'm gonna have 2 big wanks tonight' but after the first one think, 'fuck it'.