Fire alarm button pushed in one of the Nelson Square boozers. I was driver last night so I dropped the crew off at the bar and then parked up at the top end of Nelson Square . . . right at the side of the girl who was crouching against a stone wall curling one out. Stunk to high heaven too ; so bad I had to move.

 

I did so much want to phone Little whitt to see if he was out in town!

8am - walking from the car park to work this morning, I saw a woman attempting to have a piss in a doorway.

 

She pulled her kecks down, squatted then had second thoughts, pulled em up and buggered off.

Saw a woman curl one out in Barcelona a few years back. I assumed she had mental health issues?

I think the worst thing I've ever done is a wee in the gents at Wembley (Reading) & Marseille (as there didn't seem to be any ladies loos).

What is wrong with wimmin these days?

P.S. Michael, I'm not sure you've given an age of this one.

When I was a kid, I did a shit in a pond. Sat on a tree branch that stuck out over the water, hung my arse over the edge, and dropped one straight in, scaring the frogs. Scratched my arsehole clean with a stick. I was on my own at the time. Says a lot about my childhood.

I think the worst thing I've ever done is a wee in the gents at Wembley (Reading) & Marseille (as there didn't seem to be any ladies loos).

 

Stood up?

With a shewee?

Stood up?

 

 

In Marseille, yes.

They really are filthy beasts in France.

 

Do they not read the paper in the bog?

Was the turd curler dressed like a stripper ?

 

A friend of mine once got a skiddy on the thigh of his jeans from a jack the ripper.

 

Still reckons to this day she did it on purpose....

Perhaps the young men of late Bolton nightlife should take out one of them revolting Poo bags that dog walkers sometimes use.then when they kop off they can offer instant relief for their victim / young lady. Well spotted Mickey by the way !

In Marseille, yes.

 

Whats the technique involved for such a manouvre?

 

Do you have to pull it right up and stand bow legged?

 

Curious of Horwich

I think the worst thing I've ever done is a wee in the gents at Wembley (Reading) & Marseille (as there didn't seem to be any ladies loos).

What is wrong with wimmin these days?

P.S. Michael, I'm not sure you've given an age of this one.

 

Sorry, my best guess would be 25-30 ish

 

 

NB, you went for a slash at Wembley, that's fine but you need to tell us what it was you were reading!

When I was a kid, I did a shit in a pond. Sat on a tree branch that stuck out over the water, hung my arse over the edge, and dropped one straight in, scaring the frogs. Scratched my arsehole clean with a stick. I was on my own at the time. Says a lot about my childhood.

Reading that give me and some mates a huge laugh in this household, thanks for cheering me up.

Whats the technique involved for such a manouvre?

 

Do you have to pull it right up and stand bow legged?

 

Curious of Horwich

 

 

If wearing trousrers, you need first drop them enough so others can't see your bits but away from your front bum (a traacky top wrapped round the waist is a good cover), then adjust your gusset and catch it in your inner thigh (that takes years of practice so don't just try it willy nilly without first consulting a trainer or your knickers will spring back mid flow and you'll have to through them in a sani bin/urinal.

Bobs your uncle. Or alternatively you could just wear a body suit with poppers (not that gay smelly stuff, I mean buttons)and it's a piece of piss, literally.

 

Disclaimer: I only have strong, well trainer gusset holding inner thighs as I'm fucked if I'm sitting on a filthy pub bog, and not because I regularly use French stand up loos. .

Micky any description on the type of shit?

 

Long hard curler?

little pebbles?

brown water?

Is that not a war memorial?

 

 

if thats where she did it and I'd seen it, I'd of gone over and booted her right in the twat

if thats where she did it and I'd seen it, I'd of gone over and booted her right in the twat

That made me chuckle did that. I'd pay to watch that kind of entertainment

if thats where she did it and I'd seen it, I'd of gone over and booted her right in the twat

 

I'm just laughing out loud and picturing you with shit all over your shoe

up to now, this thread had pretty much gone in the direction I'd have expected. Garrp, you've allowed it to descend below the normal WW levels.

 

For the recnord, though, it looked as though she had been eating plastciser of PVA glue because it seemed to be a non-breaking, dangler.

Not just Bolton mate, seen something similar in M/cr in the gardens in Mosely St / st Peters sq & it was only just gone 11pm. Just going past in a taxi, caught up in traffic, turns round to see 3 women fertilising the gardens.