Fire alarm button pushed in one of the Nelson Square boozers. I was driver last night so I dropped the crew off at the bar and then parked up at the top end of Nelson Square . . . right at the side of the girl who was crouching against a stone wall curling one out. Stunk to high heaven too ; so bad I had to move.

 

I did so much want to phone Little whitt to see if he was out in town!

Let me get this right, you're saying you saw a bird was having a shit in the back street?

Not the back street, the entrance to the bit of grass at the opposite end of Nelson sq from Bradshawgate.

Dirty fucking bitch.

 

There's a myriad of pubs she could've used to drop the kids of at the pool.

And I'll bet she ended up copping off with someone later though. Imagine getting down to it and then finding your hand in a pair of skiddy knickers.

Dirty fucking bitch.

 

There's a myriad of pubs she could've used to drop the kids of at the pool.

And I'll bet she ended up copping off with someone later though. Imagine getting down to it and then finding your hand in a pair of skiddy knickers.

 

 

at least she'd of been lubed up

rules are rules, get the picture on!

People shitting in the street FFS. This town's lost it.

People shitting in the street FFS. This town's lost it.

I think Bolton lost it a good few years ago, and Leigh is not far behind.

Classy

Dirty bitch! This is one of many reasons why town for a night out Is shite!

This is one of many reasons why i go in town at night when I need a shite!

Yep, I've been caught out, it was me! Anyone know how to get skidders out of my kecks?

Yep, I've been caught out, it was me! Anyone know how to get skidders out of my kecks?

someone off here might lick them?

The gutter beckons

The gusset beckons

Not that it matters a huge deal, but what time was this unsavoury incident? Are we talking the early hours of Sunday, or 7pm ?

Very early hours. About half 4. Not an excuse though, there were plenty of pubs still open.

Very early hours. About half 4. Not an excuse though, there were plenty of pubs still open.

 

I staggered down there at that time. Don't remember seeing anything though, then again I don't think I could see. Dirty bitch.

Did she kick grass over it like a mutt ??

Very early hours. About half 4. Not an excuse though, there were plenty of pubs still open.

did you watch her wipe what age was she?

I wonder what she wiped it with? Chances are there couldn't have been any dock leaves around.

 

Would it be better to use a takeaway wrapping, or simply sort out the mess when you get home?

Can you pinpoint the location of the turd on Google Earth? I've got the afternoon off work for no particular reason, so I could nip down and see if it's still there.

Did she not request to use some of your water to clean her arse/hands. Filthy mare, must have been a Bury girl...

Can you pinpoint the location of the turd on Google Earth? I've got the afternoon off work for no particular reason, so I could nip down and see if it's still there.

 

Stand at the top of Nelson Sq so that Pack Horse is on your left and Wetherspoons on your right. Walk through the two stone gate posts and stop as soon as you're through them. Take a quarter turn left so you are now facing the pack horse. Bend head so that your chin touches your chest. Focus range should be about your height plus 2" to allow for the distance you are standing from said turd.

Stand at the top of Nelson Sq so that Pack Horse is on your left and Wetherspoons on your right. Walk through the two stone gate posts and stop as soon as you're through them. Take a quarter turn left so you are now facing the pack horse. Bend head so that your chin touches your chest. Focus range should be about your height plus 2" to allow for the distance you are standing from said turd.

 

Thanks. I'll take my camera and some cling film.

Is that not a war memorial?