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Clive Tilsley

Doesn't half spout the pissing obvious....tit

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Irony?

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Ha...yep

Irony?

 

i thought the same myself!

 

Tyldsley is a cock, as is Townsend

 

There are very few commentators/oundits I like listening to

 

Andy Gray was ok, he could be a cock but was entertaining

 

Ron Atkinson was good too, he said it the way he saw it and agree or disagree I don't mind that in someone.

 

Martin Tyler is a pussy... he spouts drivel and is so far up the arses of his celebrity pundits he has to clean he teeth to commentate.

 

The worst of the lot apart from rat face Neville is Ray Wilkins though

 

Good Lord, My word! that's all you hear from the cunt. he sounds a nice person but is a shite pundit

It's got to be the kerb crawling, David Pleat

Anyone kept count on the number of "that magical night in Barcelona"s we have had today?

It's got to be the kerb crawling, David Pleat

 

oh Aye i forgot about that cunt

I think he's decent, adds more to FIFA 12 too.

Martin Tyler a pussy?

 

Did you not hear the commentary last week for the Sunderland v Massives game his commentry for the goal was superb

Tyler is brilliant

 

Tilsley is awful

Seems beglin and drury aren't bothering for this posh game

 

Thank fuck

 

Edited by HomerJay

the commentators might be shite, but having no commentary at all is shite

 

maybe they've been reading this thread and decided to fuck off to the pub

Martin Tyler a pussy?

 

Did you not hear the commentary last week for the Sunderland v Massives game his commentry for the goal was superb

 

Yes, I'll admit that you can't put on passion and enthusiasm like that.... it's just his arse licking personality i don't like

Did you know Tyldsley was born in Radcliffe without a tongue?

 

His wikepedia page is worth a read

 

it confirms he is a munich cunt

Edited by jazza

You can't believe everything you read on wiki - the piece on Gartside used to say he was Irish!

Even now it says he's 70 but he's not much over 50.

Edited by MalcolmW

You can't believe everything you read on wiki - the piece on Gartside used to say he was Irish!

Even now it says he's 70 but he's not much over 50.

 

You been out on the piss this lunchtime?

A poster on here managed the Wiki page on Buckshaw Village which was always fun to edit in quiet moments.

From Uncyclopaedia:

 

Personal life

 

Clive was born Clive Allen Titsdelsy on August 31st, 1952 and attended Fred Dibnah's Young Steeplejack Academy until the of 18, before going on the University of Manchester where he obtained a BSc. (Hons) in How to impress Sir Alex Ferguson and lose 13 stone in 6 weeks. He has cited M. Bison as his main inspiration for becoming a commentator.

 

 

 

Clive was introduced to Orange Ron Atkinson at a party in 1977. The two instantly connected, Ron raised his "eyebrows" before offering Tyldesley a "lollipop" in exchange for inserting his "reducer" into Clive's Arse and thereby taking his "anal virginity." The two were married later in the year, with David Dickinson serving as best man. Their first and only son Wes Brown was born a few years later.

The two were married until 2004, when unbeknowned to Clive, a live Studio feed was still being broadcast to the middle-east after the UK transmission had finished. Ron said, "That Desailly...he's fucking gorgeous. I'd love to shoot some hot Orange Man Love into his sexy footballers arse." Ron was forced to resign and both their professional and personal relationships were effectively over.

just watching Esp v Barca with Rob Palmer commentating.......

 

That voice brings back a lot of very happy memories.

Just got the BBC on . Mark Bright. Enough said.

All 2nd-rate cunts compared to yon mon

That's my favourite piece of commentary of all time !!

 

"you're boys took a hell of a beating!!"

 

Brilliant!

I the interest of fairness and for commentators making a complete arse of themselves I give you this one

 

Edited by jazza

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