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Cool Bananas

a scottish lass who works in the pub says 'cool bananas' as a term to describe a situation shes 'ok' with if you know what i mean.

 

am i alone in thinking she is completely fucking mental?

 

or is this a scottish thing?

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I think we used to say "top banana" years ago.

 

We used to call nobheads 'toilet attendants' too.

cool bananas

I've heard top banana and Cool beans.

 

Never Cool bananas, maybe she's just being 'quirky'.

HBAHT?

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she also says 'ta much' when receiving money.

 

little tennis balls by the way.

Didn't there use to be a really bad Timmy Mallett type kids tv show here they said "top banana", I'm sure I've not made that up.

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Didn't there use to be a really bad Timmy Mallett type kids tv show here they said "top banana", I'm sure I've not made that up.

 

your thinking of banana-man...

Hit her in the the face with a shovel, that should reset her and she'll return to the Queens

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from urban dictionary

 

 

cool bananas 106 up, 30 down

A phrase used for congratulations, admiration, agreement, etc. It conveys a general sense of enthusiastic approbation.

A: I got 96% in my Financial Accounting exam.

B: Cool bananas!

 

A: Have you seen this new Sony PSP? The screen is awesome.

B: Cool bananas!

 

A: Let's go to a movie tonight. How about Team America World Police?

B: Cool bananas!

Cool

 

Shit word

your thinking of banana-man...

Shut up, I am not stupid!

 

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Hit her in the the face with a shovel, that should reset her and she'll return to the Queens

 

the thought has crossed my mind. :D

The wife confirmed that cool bananas is scotch for cool.

 

Will look into the reset option shortly

I doubt most people in Scotland have actually seen a banana.

Some southerners say "cool beans" which is mildly annoying.

a scottish lass who works in the pub says 'cool bananas' as a term to describe a situation shes 'ok' with if you know what i mean.

 

am i alone in thinking she is completely fucking mental?

 

or is this a scottish thing?

 

Ask her if she has seen City of God and see if she knows what to do with a hot banana.

The other half is from Yorkshire. We've had loads of nights out in Leeds and York, it seems to be the norm over there. 2 1/2 years on, it still doesn't sound right. I don't think I'll be using it anytime soon.

I doubt most people in Scotland have actually seen a banana.

 

Only coated in batter, deep fried and then covered in syrup.

 

 

Only coated in batter, deep fried and then covered in syrup.

 

It's lush man :)

I think this may have been borrowed from dimwit Australians. Been hearing this for a few years down here and normally just give them a withering scowl.

 

As fcuking daft as saying 'warm pomegranates'.

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