i wouldnt class rivington as weird isnt it a popular outdoors spot for a bit of hanky panky?

 

Thanks

 

The others are okay though?

Into an empty loo roll

 

Inbetween mattress

 

I've had a wank in the snow

 

tootles park bogs

Over the counter of the Global video in Chadderton!

On the bus back from Blackburn - single decker too (a Ribble iirc). In my defence, we were on the bus because the trains were cancelled due to strike, we were in Blackburn because it was an early date and we'd gone ice-skating.

 

I can't skate and making a tit of myself on the ice always (well, thrice) seemed to endear myself to the girl with me. On this occasion I'd gone arse over tit and split my new jeans, on the seam up to the crotch, making for ease of access

Edited January 13, 201214 yr by Youri McAnespie

I bypassed this post... but I am not sure what to make of it at all so have gone back, read it, re-read it and still am not too sure azbout it.

 

Is it "you had sex in a bloke"?... in which case it isn't strange it's fuckin gay! Nothing wrong with that if it floats your boat I suppose but not a strange place to have sex. THAILAND..THE RESULTS OF PARAS AND MARINES TRYING TO OUTDO EACH OTHER...MARINES WON...JUST

 

Sadam Husseins palace?? was that the same incident or just another strange place? Anyway that's a good one! YANK SOLDIER (FEMALE)

 

LH? STRANGE STRANGE PLACE

 

 

Maybe i should just have skipped over it and not tried to understand!

Primark

Primark

 

Nothing like a cheap shag, eh mate

Primark

Hope it wasn't one of their helpful members of staff !

Primark

 

I worked there as a student as well asTesco. Got sacked but not for having it off.

Boring story now come to think of it.....

I worked there as a student as well asTesco. Got sacked but not for having it off.

Boring story now come to think of it.....

 

i see a pattern emerging here

i see a pattern emerging here

 

I wasn't caught at Tesco

got a bit of action in a nightclub, in one of the smaller rooms. Pitch black and the dj decided to fill the room with smoke. Got dancing with a bird, straight away i pushed her up against the wall in front of the dj booth. Was up against her really tight and did the job. The 50/60 people in their were oblivious as to what was going on

You didn't even finger her first?

 

Fuck me there must be some shit shags on here.................

You didn't even finger her first?

 

Fuck me there must be some shit shags on here.................

 

Oh I did, just wasn't expecting a full on shag!

Oh I did, just wasn't expecting a full on shag!

 

I hope it was to this........... if you cant be arsed listening to the full track skip to 5.15 then itlll make sense

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y8w2W1uy2A

Edited January 13, 201214 yr by superjohnmcginlay

Oh I did, just wasn't expecting a full on shag!

 

Excused

Excused

 

haha it's the first tactic to use to test the boundaries

got a bit of action in a nightclub, in one of the smaller rooms. Pitch black and the dj decided to fill the room with smoke. Got dancing with a bird, straight away i pushed her up against the wall in front of the dj booth. Was up against her really tight and did the job. The 50/60 people in their were oblivious as to what was going on

 

Did she consent?

Did she consent?

 

Not really funny that, is it?

Not really funny that, is it?

 

If I was being serious it wouldn't be. The fact the way it was put, "straight away i pushed her up against the wall" is where the comment came from.

 

I apologise if it has offended you.

Is rape funny to some folk? I didn't get walden26's old aviator and I don't get his one liners either.

Is rape funny to some folk? I didn't get walden26's old aviator and I don't get his one liners either.

 

Do people find air crashes, terrorism, cancer, celebrity deaths funny? Not really but people joke about it.

 

As I said I am sorry it it offended you.

If I was being serious it wouldn't be. The fact the way it was put, "straight away i pushed her up against the wall" is where the comment came from.

 

I apologise if it has offended you.

 

I'm not easily offended, but accepted anyway, thank you.

Just an observation seeing as your old avatar didn't start you off on a good foot.

Who was the dude banned for joking about being a nonce recently? It was about June/ July wasn't it??... hmm coincidence?

 

by the way Walkdens "joke" didn't offend me, the kiddy fiddling one in the summer did

I'm not easily offended, but accepted anyway, thank you.

Just an observation seeing as your old avatar didn't start you off on a good foot.

 

Thank you - I don't mean to offend people and never did with my avatar.